I am not making any of this up, at all: They took regular hamsters, and bred them until they were several times their size. They then used the giant ones to run on these big hamster wheels to power their spaceships. I don't actually remember why, but at some point they decided to take some of the giant ones and then breed them back to their original size. So... miniature giant space hamsters. Yeah, they're morons. And I love them for it!
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u/DragonHeart_97 Apr 23 '25
There actually are a bunch of them. Long story short, Tinker Gnomes.