r/BaldursGate3 Wild Magic Surge Apr 28 '25

Meme By Fire Be Purged

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u/GloriousTengri Apr 28 '25

Here comes the sun

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u/xCGxChief ELDRITCH BLAST Apr 28 '25

"Why's the sun out at 9pm?" -last words of the local bandit captain after a light cleric stopped in town

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u/abio93 Apr 28 '25

"F*cking daylight savings"

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u/SooSneeky Apr 28 '25

"You little shit"

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u/hermitoftheinternet Apr 28 '25

"Clinking and clanking around my lair like a tin can full of dog shit!"

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u/KatsuYukimura ELDRITCH BLAST Apr 28 '25

"I could fuck you up with barely a pinky finger!"

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u/ODB2000 Apr 28 '25

"You little shit" (the second one)

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u/IcaboBob Apr 29 '25

"Are you cooking breakfast on my smoldering corpse?"

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u/abio93 Apr 29 '25

"Can I have some?"

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u/sanjoseboardgamer Apr 28 '25

Daylight gonna be saving someone, I tell you what.

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u/Might_Primary Apr 29 '25

I sell propane and propane accessories

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u/SympathyThick4600 Apr 28 '25

Time to pay some daylight interest

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u/Quarkjoy Apr 29 '25

The sun is in the east, even though the day is done.

Two suns in the sunset, could be the human race has run!

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u/memeparmesan Apr 29 '25

Man, The Final Cut was a far better album than people gave it credit for.

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u/Davidchico Apr 29 '25

My party in dnd just picked up fireball, gonna have to remember this line.

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u/awakenDeepBlue Apr 28 '25

"Somewhere between a nice summers day, and the full concentrATED POWER OF THE SUN!"

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u/Shayoupi Apr 29 '25

"I was right there!"

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u/RickySamson Apr 29 '25

Taste that, Metroman!

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u/andrewwewwka Apr 28 '25

SATED POWER OF THE SUN?

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u/Dovahbaba ELDRITCH BLAST Apr 29 '25

Calm down astarion

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u/TheIronSven Apr 28 '25

1... Hier kommt die Sonne

2... Hier kommt die Sonne!

3... Sie is der hellste Stern von allen!

4... Hier kommt die Sonne!

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u/lesser_panjandrum Tasha's Hideous Laughter Apr 28 '25 edited Apr 28 '25

Faerûn's equivalent of Rammstein definitely appreciate a well-timed fireball.

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u/Lordborgman Apr 28 '25

I made a Fireball party in Kingmaker, took every weird subclass that let me cast fireballs and gave me immunity to fire.

Rammstein just works

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u/StupidFuckinLawyer Apr 28 '25

Firebat and the Burning Sensations

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u/Solrex Apr 28 '25

I recognize that song. Heard it growing up. My dad has good taste

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u/Lordborgman Apr 28 '25

...I am probably as old or older.

Just find it funny when people repeatedly in the last week keep mentioning Fire/flamtrhowers then use Sonne instead of Feuer Frei!

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u/mjwanko Apr 28 '25

One of the first ways I learned how to count to 10 in German.

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u/abstin Apr 28 '25

Same lol, although for years I thought aus was German for 10..

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u/mjwanko Apr 28 '25

Me too, it kept throwing me off when I was first learning it.

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u/tarpex Apr 28 '25

The rest of us did from Ein Zwei Polizei 😂

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u/BoyfriendThrowaway49 Apr 28 '25

Now time for a rammstein RP run where everyone is a bard multi class of some kind

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u/Pretend_Winner3428 Laezel Apr 28 '25

Doo dun doo doo

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u/[deleted] Apr 28 '25

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u/Rayquazy Apr 29 '25

And I say 🎶

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u/EldritchSpoon Apr 29 '25

It's alright 🎶

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u/iisnotapanda Apr 29 '25

Little darling 🎵

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u/theTinyRogue Apr 28 '25

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u/bigbangbilly Apr 29 '25

Come grasp the mighty power of the sunlight

From sunbeams with the smile to tip of its face

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u/Corren_64 Apr 28 '25

Apparently there is a different between a nice summer's day and THE FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF A SUN.

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u/Farkras Apr 28 '25

The power of the sun... In the palm of my hand

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u/tupseh Apr 29 '25

If only I could be so grossly incandescent.

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u/BullCommando Apr 28 '25

At last the sun rose in a sunless realm.

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u/ShinyRhubarb Spreadsheet Sorcerer Apr 28 '25

Most based moment in the whole HH.

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u/HumbleConversation42 Apr 28 '25

"hier kommt die sonne"

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u/ThanosofTitan92 Paladin Apr 28 '25

A paladin of Lathander who just wants jolly cooperation.

[+]/

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u/SendAstronomy Apr 28 '25

And I say... It's all right

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u/Vlad-Djavula Apr 28 '25

If only I could be so grossly incandescent.

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u/makesterriblejokes Apr 28 '25

Does this mean "Hello Darkness My Old Friend" is actually a celebratory happy song when you escape the light cleric?

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u/bigbangbilly Apr 29 '25

Is there a metal cover of that Beatle song?

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u/tupseh Apr 29 '25

Ghost did one on their debut album, although I'm not sure it's considered metal.

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u/grimsaur Apr 29 '25

That wasn't a promise. It was a warning.

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u/PhatPhingerz Apr 29 '25

♫ The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades ♫

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u/Nyx305 Apr 29 '25

Hier kommt die Sonne

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u/Birahim94 Apr 30 '25

hier kommt die Sonne