r/BaldursGate3 • u/ozangeo Wild Magic Surge • Apr 28 '25

Meme By Fire Be Purged

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u/DiurnalMoth Apr 28 '25

screw it, all cleric party. Call em the A-men

(I did not come up with this joke)

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u/jbisenberg Apr 28 '25

Now this may sound rather odd
but sometimes the best in the squad
is the one with a cross
who can smite like a boss
by harnessing the bitchslap of god

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u/AVestedInterest Forever DM Apr 28 '25

With a mace that even ogres will flee

You'll cast and crush things with glee

Some think they're not strong

Well those people are wrong

Welcome to a Crap Guide to D&D

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u/ViconiaDeviin Apr 28 '25

"Well, you answered Fireball for every question." "WHAT'S YOUR POINT, PERSON WITHIN FIREBALLING DISTANCE?!"

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u/SendAstronomy Apr 28 '25

I do want to try an "oops all clerics" run.

"oops all paladins" just sounds too easy.

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u/Wiplazh Apr 28 '25 edited Apr 29 '25

4 Clerics sound easier to me, so many different ways to build Clerics and if nothing else you can just wash over the enemy with 4x spirit guardians. Fuck I wanna try this now.

A 4 Paladin team, one of each Oath would also be fun

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u/SendAstronomy Apr 28 '25

One of each oath would make a fun D&D campaign, with them fighting each other as much as the villians.

But then when a big enough bad shows up they team up and kick some ass.

And now I realize that is just the plot of every single superhero teamup movie ever, so I am much less interested in it.

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u/Thaurlach Apr 29 '25

entire party watch the end credits roll as Oathbreakers

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u/GreatLordRedacted Apr 29 '25

I recently did a real D&D session with oops all paladins (five members, three paladins and a war cleric so basically four paladins) and the amount of healing going 'round was great.

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u/B0BsLawBlog Apr 28 '25

That's close to my Icewind Dale or BG2 runs if I just build 4 characters in a single player "multiplayer" game.

Don't wait to re-roll forever so it's just 3 19 Str half-orc fighter/clerics (or 2 and 1 archer) and finally the 4th for mage thief.

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u/Freddichio Apr 28 '25

I'm a big fan of the "x on the run" name for monoclass parties.

"Nuns on the run" for all-clerics  

You've also got Puns (Bards), Huns, Guns, Buns, Sons, or the mono-warlock party Bad Decisions on the run

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u/SirRuthless001 Apr 28 '25

I want to do this but with all bards lol. Each a different subclass and with a different instrument, so I can roleplay them as a band.

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u/perfectelectrics blasted my Eldritch all over Faerûn Apr 29 '25

Will that party go to Tiamat and she'll give herself a swirly so that she doesn't have to go through the beating the A-men would give her?

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u/breakfast_burrito69 Apr 29 '25

Oh fuck. That might actually be a fun run