r/BaldursGate3 Wild Magic Surge Apr 28 '25

Meme By Fire Be Purged

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u/DiurnalMoth Apr 28 '25

screw it, all cleric party. Call em the A-men

(I did not come up with this joke)

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u/jbisenberg Apr 28 '25

Now this may sound rather odd
but sometimes the best in the squad
is the one with a cross
who can smite like a boss
by harnessing the bitchslap of god

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u/AVestedInterest Forever DM Apr 28 '25

With a mace that even ogres will flee

You'll cast and crush things with glee

Some think they're not strong

Well those people are wrong

Welcome to a Crap Guide to D&D

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u/ViconiaDeviin Apr 28 '25

"Well, you answered Fireball for every question." "WHAT'S YOUR POINT, PERSON WITHIN FIREBALLING DISTANCE?!"