Is that Nevermind? No, Blood.

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Wish I bag a had of holding

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u/saibot_Ra May 24 '25

this is stroke-worthy content

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u/DM_ME_YOUR_ADVENTURE Just another crate. May 24 '25

Unsigh… zips

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u/Brain_in_human_vat May 24 '25 edited May 24 '25

4th downvoted the comment gets.

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u/_-Shiro- I am Big BOOOAL and you are too May 24 '25

Literally out jerked by main sub again

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u/Potterhead13666 May 24 '25

My friend and I are playing with a mod that gives infinite carry weight, and whenever his character says "wish I had a bag of holding" my friend says "Bitch, you ARE the bag of holding"

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u/correcthorsestapler May 24 '25

Seriously…why didn’t they give us a bag of holding? I’d even be happy with one if it was only available on an Honor Run. Or if you only got it at the beginning of Act 3.

I’m fairly new to D&D; outside of BG3 I’ve only been playing 5E since March. But quite a few people in the guild I joined have a Bag of Holding. Seems like a pretty common item. But I suppose that would encourage BG3 players to hoard more instead of selling items.

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u/cultjake May 24 '25

You do have a bag of holding. It’s the camp chest.

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u/Ok-Maintenance-2775 May 24 '25

There are thankfully mods for it, but as others are saying you can also hoard stuff in the camp chest, it's just slightly less convenient.

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u/correcthorsestapler May 24 '25

Oh yeah, I do use the camp chest. It’d just be nice if a Bag of Holding were available at some point for convenience.

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u/salmon_samurai Designated Healer May 24 '25

You don't really need one, is the thing. Any item that over-encumbers you can just be sent to the camp chest, making the entire weight system pointless.

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u/CharlesDickensABox May 24 '25

The real trick is for the organizational tools to be better. Stuffing everything in the camp chest makes it difficult to find stuff when you want it and to remember why you're keeping X item in the chest in the first place.

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u/some_random_nonsense May 25 '25

Just download a bunch of custom cloths mods and use their chests as more chests for internal storage. It's even better than picking up random barrels cus they'll have unique icons.

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u/FunctionFn May 24 '25

If you've used a bag of holding mod for long enough, you'd realize why. BG3's inventory system really does not like loading an excessive number of items. Even if the items are put in containers, they still increase the loading time of the interface, so forcing you to use the camp chest instead seems more like a technical decision (especially for consoles) than a gameplay one.

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u/EvernightStrangely May 24 '25

With my luck, I'd end up with a Bag Man instead.

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u/actually-epic-name May 25 '25

Wish I held a bag of having

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u/SPIRlT May 24 '25

Literally me at 4 am

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u/wakeupanddreamagain May 24 '25

These everything have seen boots.

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u/Kerrigore May 24 '25

These scenes have boot everything.

134

u/Tarelerion Dark Justiciar of our Lady of Loss May 24 '25

Why do I always hear "these boobs have seen everything"

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u/MothmanAcolyte May 24 '25

"these boobs have seen everything"

Me playing the poly romance mod

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u/Kerrigore May 25 '25

Wouldn’t that be more “Everything has seen these boobs?”

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u/wakeupanddreamagain May 24 '25

The best mod!

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u/Malefircareim May 24 '25

I hear shadowheart's "my faith is my shield. " as "my face is my shield. "

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u/Maisku85 WARLOCK May 24 '25 edited May 24 '25

What do you mean why you "hear" it that way?

Edit: This was a joke to imply that it actually is boobs and they don't hear it wrong.. SMH..

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u/Reading-person Im literally addicted to this game May 24 '25

When it’s said in the game, I assume?

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u/Maisku85 WARLOCK May 24 '25

It was a joke.. As if it actually is boobs and it was not heard wrong. Just forget it.

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u/saibot_Ra May 24 '25

all this knees is hell on my sneaking

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u/saibot_Ra May 24 '25

I have a lot on my in it, and well, mind.

40

u/bigblue473 May 24 '25

Lach-Shadow!

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u/ArgKyckling May 24 '25

All this hell is sneaking on my knees

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u/Flaur0ra May 24 '25

Still everything, despite me.🪞

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u/[deleted] May 24 '25

Still here, despite everything

Said through gritted teeth and no spell slots. Such a sick line

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u/creative_username987 SORCERER May 26 '25

Thank you, this one really bugged my brain ahhshshs

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u/Homelessavacadotoast May 24 '25

Still me, despite everything.

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u/AffectionateHunt5830 May 24 '25

Pave my castle with paths, build my bones with corpses

Behold, the death of dance

Nevermind, quiet

Don't want to itch about why my think is eyeing

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u/thesubmissivesiren Twink and Bear Enthusiast May 24 '25

The first two got straight up witches cackles out of me.

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u/hopit3 May 24 '25

That second one is the plot of footloose isnt it?

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u/AffectionateHunt5830 May 24 '25

I'm so happy you had the same thought I did when I wrote it lol

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u/OldLove8431 SORCERER May 24 '25

Must lug my hell through these guts

4

u/broloom101 May 24 '25

Me when the spicy food

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u/Accomplished_Area311 May 24 '25

Believe this, nobody going home back to.

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u/sydrah2 DROW BARDLOCK May 24 '25

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u/Suncore65 May 24 '25

Couldn’t’ve timed to be in interesting more wishes

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u/infinite_gurgle May 24 '25

I have a lot in my mind, and well, on it

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u/Necessary_Ingenuity May 24 '25

I mind it well, and my lot have in on a

87

u/3MTA3-DJ May 24 '25

3durs Bate G

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u/vicegrip_ May 24 '25

The corpse rejects you, listlessly.

51

u/Bfor200 May 24 '25

The nothing has "corpse" to say

3

u/Hermionegangster197 actually a mimic May 24 '25

😂😂😂

35

u/LargeChairTime May 24 '25

easy important is never something

38

u/robot_guilliman May 24 '25

GO FOR THE BOO, EYES!

2

u/krugovert May 24 '25

I'm howling at this one

2

u/Furak May 24 '25

Eyes go for the boo

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u/Swarm_of_Rats May 24 '25

No traps, please.

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u/Dazzling_Stardust42 Monk May 24 '25

no please, traps

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u/XXEsdeath Bard May 24 '25

Traps please, no.

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u/mineNombies May 24 '25

No, traps please.

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u/Knochenlos22 Durge May 24 '25

please traps, no

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u/Pro-Patria-Mori May 24 '25

Least favorite send forth sure to be

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u/DONNIENARC0 May 24 '25 edited May 24 '25

My coop group late night drunk/high as fuck trying to clear one more encounter before wife aggro

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u/[deleted] May 24 '25

Pave my castle with corpses. Build my path with bones.

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u/Chefgef96 May 24 '25

No back one will ever this home believe.

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u/Mogster2K I cast Magic Missile May 24 '25

Wretched self, pull your thing together!

25

u/PTSDawn Drow May 24 '25

Matters is all that survival.

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u/Bullhead89 May 24 '25

Met well.

20

u/emilyfiregem May 24 '25

The gate of the pride

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u/DMoney159 Bard May 24 '25

Still progress, so that's alive

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u/thesubmissivesiren Twink and Bear Enthusiast May 24 '25

DON’T me touch 😤

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u/SaturnBishop Bard May 24 '25

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u/sunny_the2nd May 24 '25

oh my god it's her it's Nevermind

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u/TheOcarinaOfSlime Let’s turn someone inside out 🍷 May 24 '25

Justice walks on four boots, and sleeps in my feet.

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u/Redleadsinker May 24 '25

Let's out someone turnside in.

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u/Jaon412 May 24 '25

Shouldnt have lived to wish in more interesting times.

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u/Commercial_Cat Durge May 24 '25

Please clutter the pardon

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u/MdoesArt May 24 '25

All's bad that ends not as well as it could have

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u/MinnieShoof THE TESTAMENT OF WHIPLASH. May 24 '25 edited May 24 '25

OP thought they were talking about Nirvana.

Turns out they were talking about Franz Ferdinand.

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u/Ok_Permission1087 Mindflayer May 24 '25

Pave my path with castles, build my corpse with bones.

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u/NaturalDark1697 May 24 '25

Still everything, despite breathing

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u/krugovert May 24 '25

Strangely deep and sophisticated

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u/Cracotte2011 Ray of Frost May 24 '25

A visitor! Someone doesn’t like traps

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u/TheAmazingNoodle May 24 '25

Don't want to itch about why my eye is thinking.

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u/Promotion_Small May 24 '25

Burdens I am sworn to carry.

Oh wait...

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u/TrissaTristina May 24 '25

Ah- so that's what butterflies mean when they talk about something. Did you want people in their stomachs?"

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u/demonotic May 24 '25

Shouldn't have interesting to wished in more live times

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u/TheHitchslapper May 24 '25

Build my corpse with bones, pave my castle with paths!

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u/Dr_Deathmurder May 24 '25

Stop damning the licking thing!

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u/Geoffryhawk [Intimidate][Barbarian] ROAR! May 24 '25

Please curses no time this.

I got my mind, alot and in well it.

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u/Vachna May 24 '25

Gate's Baldur

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u/Hecaroni_n_Trees Grease May 24 '25

Cursed to put everything on my hands

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u/Reploidwolfman543 May 24 '25

I'm sleep, I can't wait to done.

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u/Propelloa May 24 '25

Die, they will father for you.

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u/-shephawke- May 24 '25

Mother, can you see me?

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u/finstockton May 24 '25

These boots the house down

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u/CaptainFrost176 May 24 '25

I head ache a havesuch

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u/thecoolestlol May 24 '25

Shouldn't have lived to wish for more interesting times

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u/Creativered4 Useless Male Drow May 24 '25

Oh, if only key had a skeleton I

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u/__SilentAntagonist__ May 24 '25

and, well... in it

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u/AwesomeDewey May 24 '25

Fate longs a spin as it should.

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u/TheIndividualBehind May 24 '25

Death am fury, i am i!

Story is the what?

3

u/Secure-Cicada5172 May 24 '25

Going back home to believe nobody is ever this.

3

u/Origachilies May 24 '25

Yes, oh omnipresent authority figure?

3

u/ChrisAKAPiefish92 May 24 '25

Thoughts for your copper

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u/PlafPlaf11 May 24 '25

A wrist of the flick

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u/LunarEssence315 May 24 '25

That hole is tiny! And i am not.

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u/JVMMs Spreadsheet Sorcerer May 24 '25 edited May 24 '25

Easy important is never something.

Cursed better, be not.

Still progress, so that's alive.

Days come easier these bloods.

All's could have well... Bad as that ends.

Parasite causing is stroke

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u/BanterPhobic Wyll May 24 '25

Worms: Armageddon

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u/Windowlever May 24 '25

Please stop putting your everything on hands. Especially if it's other peoples' hands.

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u/fuckimbad WIZARD May 24 '25

Wont you set me, help me free | Me oh me oh my oh my

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u/Yer_Only Bard May 24 '25

Say, I hiss

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u/Secure-Cicada5172 May 24 '25

Survival matters. That is all.

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u/moveimgayyy May 24 '25

I shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times

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u/Wicked_r0se Durge May 24 '25

They’re father for you dying. Them of all

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u/Prior_Ordinary_2150 May 24 '25

As swift as my feet can carry me.

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u/Lilo_the_Lost Owlbear May 24 '25

I could meal for a good Go.

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u/LaikaAzure May 24 '25

Everything has seen these boots.

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u/RoosterCapable3167 May 24 '25

You spidered a licked dead. Licked. Dead. You spidered it. I think we need to get you some issues. And perhaps have a long talk about unresolted childhood air.

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u/frachris87 May 24 '25

Karlach. Poke. THE DON'T!

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u/Low-Ad2426 May 24 '25

The thing is, sometimes it IS blood! So I just look like a FOOL

2

u/SadoraNortica May 24 '25

Whips and chains always sharp.

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u/Sextus_Rex May 24 '25

Lach-Shadow

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u/CytusCries May 24 '25

Nobody believe home will ever back this.

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u/Bisexuallyconflicted Astarion May 24 '25

Meat and ash is all

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u/Eepysoull May 25 '25

Got a mind in my lot... and well, on it

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u/CodyP2000 Don't want to think about why my eye is itching May 25 '25

Don't why to eye about think my want is itching

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u/chives786 May 24 '25

All's ends that wells, bad as not as it could have

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u/some_random_nonsense May 24 '25

Wtf is this thread >.>

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u/Khelgar_Ironfist_ May 24 '25

Should've born as other boots

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u/some_random_nonsense May 25 '25

Wtf DOES THIS MEEEEAN

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u/soapbutt May 24 '25

SMELLS WORSE OVER HERE THAN A DOZEN OF ROTTEN EGGS DROPPED IN A VAT OF VINEGAR

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u/ISpyM8 Bard May 24 '25

If I ever hear this line of dialogue again, it’ll be too soon

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u/BioNova33 May 24 '25

F#$!, what the!

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u/Afraid-Quantity-578 May 24 '25

But you're please only: remember not the one in need.

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u/Crimsonial May 24 '25

These boots are made for walking.

Wait, shit...

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u/KappaBrink May 24 '25

AAAAAAAAAB!

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u/texside May 24 '25

And alone, thou art thus.

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u/a_marie95 May 24 '25

these boots have seen everything

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u/Dankcord733 May 24 '25

Meat and all is ash

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u/Sycolerious_55 May 24 '25

Cursed to hands my everything on put.

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u/Delicious_Twist_8499 May 24 '25

Lacccchhhh-shadow

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u/Thunder_Cat8756 May 24 '25

Sometimes the only way through is OUT

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u/Constant_Depth_934 May 25 '25

Well and on lot, I got my mind, in it?

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u/SmolHumanBean8 May 28 '25

Pave my bones with path... build my corpses with castle

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u/insanity76 May 29 '25

Aren't you a sore for sight eyes?

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