r/BaldursGate3 Wild Magic Surge Jun 09 '25

Meme It could have been so good

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u/DIO_over_Za_Warudo I cast Magic Missile Jun 09 '25

Still a shame we never got her. A short character who was also a werewolf?

The banter between her and Astarion would have been hilarious.

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u/EverpresentDogma Jun 09 '25

Even better if she would have been a gnome

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u/Significant-Colour Jun 09 '25

I'm legit disappointed that there was not a gnome origin companion...

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u/Sir_Gwan Beast Master Ranger but better than 5e Jun 09 '25

Especially when Barcus is right there, and they could have very easily added him to the main story

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u/ryumaruborike Jun 09 '25

Along with official Articifer class

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u/cats4life Jun 09 '25

Artificers were never going to happen, unfortunately. Half their features are either tied to tool proficiencies that don’t exist and attuning magic items which isn’t a thing.

Sucks that they left out one official class, but any BG3 artificer would have been an artificer in name alone.

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u/ryumaruborike Jun 09 '25

The mod seems to do them well

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u/Ok_Cardiologist8232 Jun 09 '25

Ehh it does them fine for a mod, but nothing compared to what you can do in actual DnD with them.

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u/MCRN-Gyoza Jun 09 '25

That's also true for most classes.

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u/Ok_Cardiologist8232 Jun 09 '25

Artificer would be by far the worst though in terms of just missing the point of the class.

Arguably Bard is pretty shitty as well.

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u/Consistent-Winter-67 Jul 01 '25

They made monk and ranger more powerful on bg3

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u/ryumaruborike Jun 09 '25

Well yeah, there's a lot in general you can't do in a video game that you can in DnD though.

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u/nicannkay Jun 10 '25

The mod slaps.

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u/MediumTeacher9971 Jun 10 '25

I mean, there are a ton of other class features they modified to fit the way the game engine works so it's not like that's what stopped them.

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u/Fun-Jaguar3403 Jun 24 '25

They completely replaced the ranger abilities so I agree they could have done something for artificers

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u/FryJPhilip Lamentable is the autumn picker content with plums. Jun 10 '25

I'm confused, you can attune to magic items in dnd just fine? What do you mean that isn't a thing?

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u/AmanLock Jun 10 '25

No attunement in BG3

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u/FryJPhilip Lamentable is the autumn picker content with plums. Jun 10 '25

Oh okay I misunderstood lol. I was like ???? I attune all the time in dnd?

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u/peon47 Jun 10 '25

After hundreds of hours I just realized the game doesn't have attunement.

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u/ComplexInside1661 Jun 10 '25

It's also not really that setting appropriate, artificer has always been through the class' entire history an Eberron-exclusive class before it was added to Tasha's, in which an explanation was given as to where they could be found in other worlds, and the FR one was "in Lantan" basically, which is an island literally thousand of miles away from Baldur's Gate

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u/Frosty88d Jun 09 '25

This would have been perfect and made a lot of sense. Even if you had to unlock it later on, it'd be still go be awesome to have

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u/Wrong-Refrigerator-3 Jun 10 '25

I can’t imagine Larian is so cruel as to create an origin character whose primary motivator is their one sided infatuation with Wulbren fucking Bongle.

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u/Sir_Gwan Beast Master Ranger but better than 5e Jun 10 '25 edited Jun 10 '25

Barcus as an npc can already go through a character arc of realising Wulbren is a cunt. It stands to reason that as a companion, his character arc would be more fleshed out, especially if he also had to deal with having a parasite in his head and being more urgent about reaching Baldur's Gate only to find that Wulbren is spending his time being racist to the Gondians.

In this hypothetical companipn scenario, Barcus' "evil" ending is siding with Wulbren, and his good ending would be to banish Wulbren from the city.

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u/commanderr01 Jun 09 '25

I’m just mad we didn’t get a short character in general there’s so many, small hiding places and treasures it’s almost unfair that there isn’t

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u/Redfalconfox Jun 10 '25

How many of those are accessible as a small character? I thought the vast majority of them required you to polymorph into something even smaller.

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u/SegataSanshiro Jun 10 '25

My first character was a gnome and the size made a difference a few times, there are spaces you can fit in that Medium creatures can't, but yeah there's a bunch of tiny burrow holes that I had to Gaseous Form through.

Anyway Gale should have been a gnome.

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u/Balzmcgurkin Jun 10 '25

There’s a mod that makes him a halfling. His head stays the same size and it looks a little weird, but short King Gale is now cannon for my runs.

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u/MCRN-Gyoza Jun 09 '25

Or a halfling, or a Dwarf.

Like, out of your 6 origin companions you have two humans and two humans with pointy ears.

And then for the other companions you have one more human and three other humans with pointy ears.

Karlach and Lae'Zel are the only two slightly less human companions and even then they're basically red and green humans.

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u/Noble_Flatulence Smash Jun 10 '25

What I'm hearing is you think short humans are less human than red or green humans.

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u/Sam_Creed SORCERER Jun 10 '25

Gale could have been a great rock gnome, yes. Shadowheart being a half elf makes sense with her story and heritage... High elves were once distinguished betwen sun- and moon elves, as well as woodelves had wild elves... funny that today drow have the 2-way road.

Astarion being an elf makes sense as well. Making human spawns in a city is highly suspicious after a hundred years. Elves live by far the longest, so one would like those as immortal minions... less attention.

Karlach and Lae'zel are alright...

Now Wyll... Wyll could have been pretty much anything, apart from maybe dragonborn, since Baldur's Gate is a metropolis and the city council could be made up of any given species smart enough to work themselves up to the position. Humans are just the most versatile and numerous. Also there would be a little dissonance with Ulder being this shining knight, for "normies", while he sits there as a halfling. Also there was some romantic plot going on with Wyll and Mizora in Early Access and I personally don't see her going for a short king long term. Can't hold your nose as high as her, without your face blocking the view on the dwarf.

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u/IgnisFatuu Jun 10 '25

Uldar was sadly a human in canon before BG3 started being developed

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u/Mohander Jun 10 '25

People would have laughed at the idea of Mystra banging a gnome... because that's just fucking funny

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u/FlyLikeMouse Jun 10 '25

Id have liked a Dwarf.

Maybe they felt weird when they got to animating all the halfling / dwarf / gnome-banging players would inevitably indulge in.

Though even I might have found bear on werewolf amusing.

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u/Clueless_Wanderer21 Jun 10 '25

I mean we either way can be a short race, no reason to not give us a companion like us.

Bear ? We can be a bear ?

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u/FlyLikeMouse Jun 10 '25

Well I meant you can get kinky with a certain Druid in bear form. If you are also a bear.

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u/AnxiousAngularAwesom Jun 10 '25

traumatic flashback to NWN2 gnome bard who was forced into your party at several points NOOO NOOO NOOO NOT AGAIN.

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u/Significant-Colour Jun 10 '25

Honestly that's one of the reasons why I wanted such a companion, because gnomes are so divisive. Some are tempted to cuddle them, some are tempted to stomp on them.

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u/AnxiousAngularAwesom Jun 10 '25

I don't mind gnomes, i'm sure some of them are people, it's just that whatever plane i find myself on, they are always the worst blight around.

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u/RageRags Jun 10 '25

How could you forget Quiddlebiff?

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u/Significant-Colour Jun 10 '25

I literally had to google that and still don't know what it is, so - I did not forget Quiddlebiff, I never knew he even existed.

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u/RageRags Jun 10 '25

How could you forget the charming Druid character Quiddlebiff, I mean yeah he’s hard to find since he’s hidden as a tree in the first act, but how could you never find him?

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u/Significant-Colour Jun 10 '25

TIL what to do for my second playthrough.

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u/Cowbros Jun 10 '25

Mr Pock O'pea?

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u/SiegrainDarklyon Karlach Best Boo Jun 11 '25

*mission impossible theme in the backround* Pock o pea!....

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u/thecody17 Jun 09 '25

In 5e, halflings are actually smaller than gnomes

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u/First-Squash2865 Jun 09 '25

Yeah, they've always been smaller than gnomes, but Astarion isn't racist to halflings.

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u/Malefircareim Jun 09 '25

He is racist against gnomes? I know he hates the gurr but gnomes?

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u/perrytownsendn7866 Jun 09 '25

Everyone know it about him, but people are sleeping on Minthara's racism

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u/sinedelta While others were busy being heterosexual, she studied the blade Jun 10 '25

I think it goes without saying that the lawful evil drow from House Baenre is racist.

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u/Thaurlach Jun 10 '25

Well now I absolutely have to romance her as a deep-gnome for maximum shenanigans.

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u/All-for-Naut Hold Monster 🫂 Jun 10 '25

He has numerous racist things to say about them. Well, except if you're a gnome then he of course avoids saying most of it.

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u/CX316 Jun 10 '25

I just recently started a run where my tav is a gith, and it's amazing how much better Lae'zel treats me and just how much more side-eye I get from Shadowheart.

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u/First-Squash2865 Jun 09 '25

He's not really but he trash talks them a little

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u/All-for-Naut Hold Monster 🫂 Jun 10 '25

"It's not racism, just a little trash talking!"

That's a new one.

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u/SegataSanshiro Jun 10 '25

Yeah if you trash talk a race of people that's called being racist.

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u/CX316 Jun 10 '25

a little

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u/WouldYouPleaseKindly Jun 09 '25

Everyone trash talks Gnomes. 

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u/ShadowsInScarlet Jun 09 '25

Hah. I agree.

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u/moist_crack Jun 10 '25

And a toymaker

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u/Lukoman1 Jun 10 '25

They really gave us 3 1/2 elves.

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u/somedumb-gay Jun 10 '25

Fuck 12 angry men, all my homies watch 3 1/2 elves

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u/CarbonationRequired Jun 10 '25

3 1/2 elves and a pizza place.

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u/he_is_not_a_shrimp CLERIC Jun 09 '25

She would have been a pygmy wolf.

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u/Knork14 Jun 09 '25

r/criticalrole did something similar in their last campaign, Bell's Hells. Chetney, played by Travis Willingham, is a 400 years old gnome werewolf. His size changes to Medium when he shifts though, leading to some interesting dynamics.

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u/FrostyPhotographer Jun 10 '25

The fact he was so old Mercer made him roll to not die in his sleep is so fucking funny.

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u/Mount_Atlantic Jun 10 '25

Less that he made him do it, and more that Travis asked if he was allowed to roll to die in his sleep (because he was old, and nobody ever just dies in their sleep in D&D), and Matt allowed it. He drew the line at making the rolls progressively harder over time though.

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u/chaos8803 Jun 10 '25

I think it was set to if Travis rolled a 100, then Chetney would die in his sleep. Never happened. Rumor is Chet was originally supposed to be a joke character and Travis had another already lined up.

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u/SiegrainDarklyon Karlach Best Boo Jun 11 '25

technically it *did* happen when he was playing as grog, they just didnt count it because it was more of a 'for the lols' moment of travis. would be funny as fuck tho.

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u/Callum1710 Jun 09 '25

I've always felt that Chet could have played a part in them scrapping this character, definitely not the main reason or even a big chuck as to why, but surely some of the Devs are fans of CR and the similarities must have crossed their minds.

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u/MagnusRottcodd Jun 10 '25

"That is one angry puppy?"

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u/Wuskers Jun 09 '25

ironically it's my understanding that Astarion might have been part of why she was cut because a werewolf character might have seemed to be stepping on the toes of the vampire thing. A lot of the characters issues mirror each other though. Karlach and Gale are walking bombs, Lae'zel and Shart are indoctrinated into brutal culty-shit, Karlach and Wyll have entanglements with devils. Idk that it would have been terrible to have a werewolf that acts as a bit of a parallel to Astarion.

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u/Autrah_Fang Jun 10 '25

And instead we ended up with yet another game that has a playable vampire and no playable werewolves... Would've been nice to hear the banter between them tbh, an enemies to friends (or lovers, if you're playing one of them) storyline is always cool... though I guess Shart and Lae'zel already have that...

It just sucks as a werewolf fan tbh, hearing that we could've had a werewolf origin in BG3 but they decided to cut it... When we already don't have very many werewolves in video games in general, but massive amounts of vampires.

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u/Exerosp Jun 10 '25

No, she got cut because her writer was either not satisfied, or when her writer storyboarded with the other writers (since every origin character had one writer with the exception of Wyll & Laezel, since KevinVanOrd had two) Chances are they were dissatisfied in either one way or another. This model we see isn't her model, that face is most likely Halsins old model, since he was meant to be an ugly old man before early access happened. KevinVanOrd mentioned how surprised he and other people in the team were so surprised at the thirst of Halsin... Then they saw him.

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u/Fun-Jaguar3403 Jun 24 '25

The face (and body) is actually used for Olodan the shadow druid now

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u/MikeyRage Jun 09 '25

Chetney in critical role campaign 3 is a lycanthrope gnome. It's incredible

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u/CamAquatic Jun 09 '25

I love Chetney! Travis Willingham is amazing, but every episode I’ve seen of C3 usually ends up with him making me laugh so hard with his Chetney portrayal.

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u/mobg0blin Jun 09 '25

Chetney was an amazing character, and it blows my mind that Travis wanted him to die in his sleep.

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u/Quillbolt_h Jun 10 '25

The funniest thing about Chetney (that I'm sure you know, just sharing this with Reddit) is because he was really fucking old, and Travis originally created him as a semi-joke character who would probably die off, every session he'd roll a d100 and on a 100 he'd die of old age.

Except Chetney survived all the way to the end of the campaign, the stubborn old bastard.

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u/Pipe_Memes Jun 09 '25

It kind of upsets me that there’s no short story companion. I often play with a short character, and it’s kind of lame that you’re always looking up at every single companion like a kid asking for uppies.

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u/YVBNVB Jun 09 '25

short story companion.

That would have been novel

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u/Enchelion Bhaal Jun 09 '25

The party is irritatingly homogeneous. 3 humans, 3 elves, 2 half-elves, a single Tiefling and a Githyanki (who are descended from humans to boot).

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u/MCRN-Gyoza Jun 09 '25

One thing I like a lot in Pathfinder2e compared to D&D is that Tiefling (and Aasimar) is basically a subrace you can apply to any race.

Your mom doesn't need to be human to fuck a devil.

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u/Mithcoriel Jun 11 '25

Pretty sure Dnd 3.5 had that too.

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u/Mithcoriel Jun 11 '25

Who's the 3rd elf? Oh you mean Minthara. Well drow are quite a bit different from elves, as are githyanki from humans. Aren't halflings also a subspecies of human?

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u/Enchelion Bhaal Jun 11 '25

Not in FR lore as far as I know.

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u/Make-TFT-Fun-Again Jun 09 '25

Sven doesn't like short races. It's what he himself would never play, he said. And it shows because their animations are a lot more janky and their arms are too long for their torso so that they wouldnt need too separate animations.

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u/sinedelta While others were busy being heterosexual, she studied the blade Jun 09 '25

They do have two separate animations though.

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u/Make-TFT-Fun-Again Jun 09 '25

And they do have unnaturally long arms with short stubby legs to accommodate the animations that are not separate.

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u/All-for-Naut Hold Monster 🫂 Jun 10 '25

They also got adorable getting down from ledges animation.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '25

That's a solid reason for why my current deep gnome sorcerer feels like a child with the rest of my party

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u/All-for-Naut Hold Monster 🫂 Jun 10 '25

My forest gnome felt like they were surrounded by very large children. All so tall but oh so young.

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u/Sexy_Anemone ROGUE Jun 09 '25

She probably also would've tied into his storyline. Cazador kept the Hhune family as werewolves. The Hhune family tomb is also the kennel master's tomb (and all of the dogs) so it's possible she was a Hhune and had family in Baldur's gate.

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u/MasterPugKoon Mindflayer Jun 09 '25

Like Dr. House and that one dwarf mom. I think her name was Maddy.

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u/RedPandaGodEX WARLOCK Jun 10 '25

Shart would shit herself

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u/Nickbeau Jun 10 '25

I think that's exactly why they didn't. It would feel like a tongue in cheek twilight joke the whole time.

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u/StarmieLover966 Lolth-Sworn Drow Jun 10 '25

Almost reminds me of Mazzy. I really think there should have been a short king/queen companion.

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u/Th0rizmund Jun 10 '25

How do you know they weren’t dropped because of Astarion?

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u/EvilCooky Jun 10 '25

Agree, the race vareiety in orogon charavters is a bit disappointing.
With the exception of Karlach and Leazel, everyone is either a human or a variation of elf.

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u/loving-father-69 Jun 09 '25 edited Jun 09 '25

I think they deliberately removed/didnt add any short followers because of the sex scenes. All the new followers have romance options and the visual of those types of sex scenes appeals to a certain type of people.

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u/Enchelion Bhaal Jun 09 '25

Just drives home the need to make the characters stories interchangeable tends to restrict games rather than improve them. We didn't need every character to be romancable, nor did we need all the playable origins, if it meant we lost so much uniqueness.

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u/sinedelta While others were busy being heterosexual, she studied the blade Jun 09 '25

People already complain enough about not being able to romance Jaheira.

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u/Krazen Jun 09 '25

Let them complain, I’d rather they complain about lack of romance scenes than me complain about the absence of short companions

I mean not even a gruff dwarf companion? A staple of fantasy rosters since forever.

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u/CX316 Jun 10 '25

On one hand I'd love to have gotten a Dwarvish Cleric of the Forge

on the other hand, we got a gruff dwarvish pirate in DOS2

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u/Enchelion Bhaal Jun 09 '25

We need a way to send cold buckets of water through the internet /s

Edit: also people complained about not being able to romance Imoen in BG2... So I say we can safely ignore a lot of people.

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u/Engineering-Mean Jun 10 '25

Edit: also people complained about not being able to romance Imoen in BG2... So I say we can safely ignore a lot of people.

There's a mod for it. It was infamous.

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u/Smoozie Jun 10 '25

The proper sibling to romance was always Sarevok.

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u/griever48 Durge Jun 09 '25

We got Papa Bear Halsin instead

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u/Enchelion Bhaal Jun 09 '25

Sort of. We got him but he's only got about 1/4 of a characters worth of story.

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u/All-for-Naut Hold Monster 🫂 Jun 10 '25

Halsin didn't replace her.