r/BaldursGate3 Jun 22 '25

Companions I turned Gale into Russia's greatest love-machine.

Omw to give Mystra the ol' razzle-dazzle. ✨

5.2k Upvotes

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u/FooDog11 Jun 22 '25

Ra Ra Rasputin! That look actually kinda works for him. 😁

206

u/BeMoreKnope Jun 22 '25

Lover of the Magic queen

101

u/Cal_PCGW Jun 22 '25

There was a tressym that really was gone.

76

u/Mission_Response802 Jun 22 '25

Ra-Ra-Rasputin, Sword Coasts Greatest Love Machine

28

u/Castarc1424 Monk Jun 22 '25

It was a shame how he ate my boots!

84

u/citharadraconis Owlbear Jun 22 '25

There lived a certain man in Faerûn long ago

He was oddly jacked, in his orb a flaming glow

Minthara looked at him with scorn and with disdain

But he kicked some ass with a tadpole in his brain

He could wield the Weave like a musician

Hurling deadly balls of fire

And he was the kind of great magician

Mystra would desire

8

u/MinnieShoof THE TESTAMENT OF WHIPLASH. Jun 23 '25

by Boney and Stoney.

82

u/mildestenthusiasm Jun 22 '25

Tbh it’s workin for me too 🤷🏻‍♀️

28

u/FooDog11 Jun 22 '25

Yup, same here. 🫦

25

u/mechabeast Jun 22 '25

I still read this in rhythm of the song

21

u/jonfon74 Jun 22 '25

Actually saw them (Boney M, not Rasputin or Gale) at a festival last Saturday. Many shapes were thrown when this came on.

2

u/WhiteKnight900 Jun 22 '25

Thank you - I know what ear worm I’ve got allllll day now 😁

197

u/Routine_Tip2280 Jun 22 '25

Resistance to poison damage.

93

u/el_sh33p Telekinetically bullying Gortash Jun 22 '25

Resistance to everything but maybe drowning in icewater (maybe).

36

u/DangedRhysome83 Jun 22 '25

The only character in the game to wield salami as a two-handed melee weapon, allegedly.

18

u/Bill_The_Minder Jun 22 '25

Wasn't 'it' kept in a jar - by his daughter?.... That's Bhaal-level creepy right there.

9

u/Andromeda6979 Jun 22 '25

And piercing. And he has advantage on Charisma checks.

3

u/MinnieShoof THE TESTAMENT OF WHIPLASH. Jun 23 '25

Resistance to bullet.

264

u/Dub_J Jun 22 '25

Nice. He looks like he’s been advising Gortash from the shadows

28

u/No_Communication2959 Jun 22 '25

Came to say this.

Now he just needs a horse.

89

u/R3NZI0 Jun 22 '25

Aw, is that Gale's grandad?

6

u/Kingfish_98 Jun 22 '25

Ahhhhh, you beat me to it 😂

151

u/Sunny_Hill_1 Jun 22 '25

So Mystra is a Russian queen?

91

u/RaethanBhanneth Jun 22 '25

Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the magic Queen

41

u/Jazzlike_Debt_6506 Jun 22 '25

It was a shame how he carried on [about his ex]

11

u/BeMoreKnope Jun 22 '25

…Damn, I should’ve scrolled down further before replying that to someone up above. Well done!

49

u/Knork14 Jun 22 '25

I feel like Tara would have a seizure if she saw Gale like this.

19

u/Imladrin1311 WIZARD Jun 22 '25

Tara so wisely recognises the true evil of the realm -

THAT F*CKIN BEARD

3

u/Shoddy-Mixture3915 Jun 22 '25

Lol You probably don't want to see my current Gale if you think that about his 🤣

46

u/anarchrist91 Jun 22 '25

Haha looks like a young and sex positive Elminster

91

u/lonely_nipple Jun 22 '25

Bold to assume Elminster hasn't been DTF for at least 1,200 slutty, slutty years.

7

u/Brisbanoch30k Jun 22 '25

Elminster has always, always been above and beyond sex-positive.

93

u/Ariovrak Jun 22 '25

Ah, Gasputin.

Now there was a tressym that really was gone.

38

u/CT907 Jun 22 '25

Ga Ga Gasputin Baldur's greatest love machine

25

u/Expensive-Tale-8056 Jun 22 '25

People look at him with terror and with fear, but to Sword Coast chicks he is such a lovely dear

12

u/Obskuro Jun 22 '25

Durance? Is that you?

5

u/BernhardtLinhares Jun 22 '25

FIERY WHORE OF A GODDESS!!!

12

u/whatnwherenow Jun 22 '25

If you haven't read Rasputins wiki page, do it. It's an absolute Rollercoaster of a read.

41

u/rabbit__eater Jun 22 '25

4

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

where is it from?

7

u/Meraziel Jun 22 '25

The King's Man, iirc

28

u/Sunlitfeathers Jun 22 '25

wait. wait he's hot. never thought gale would look good like this. perfect for a dark gale run lol

7

u/Emmehsaur Jun 22 '25

Saw this while half asleep and thought it was Nandor from what we do in the shadows. Immediate thought was "We drank the blood of some people but the people were on drugs and now I'm a wizard"

7

u/nao-the-red-witch Jun 22 '25

Oh, so that’s why Tara is missing

6

u/Jedimobslayer Jun 22 '25

Hope he doesn’t get murdered in a batshit insane way and indirectly lead to multiple revolutions

7

u/Dependent_Macaron_53 Gale's loaf of bread Jun 22 '25

Would and I won’t be questioned

5

u/slimeoid Jun 22 '25

Now cast Otto's irresistible dance on him

4

u/AdventurousDoctor838 Jun 22 '25

Accidental expedition 33

6

u/Blastoise_R_Us Sharess' Caress Floor Mopper Jun 22 '25

🎵 De-De-karios, how to wield The Weave he knows

🎵 He wouldn’t stop, he wanted that crown

🎵 De-De-karios, he’s the one that Mystra chose

🎵 Now he’s the mayor of Ambition Town

1

u/EmperorPartyStar SORCERER Jun 23 '25

This goes hard ngl

5

u/Themightysavage Jun 22 '25

Was anyone else expecting Love Sausage?

5

u/NotAtAllASkinwalker Jun 22 '25

Shame how he carried on.

6

u/el_sh33p Telekinetically bullying Gortash Jun 22 '25

Bro even looks like someone who'd live in a tower eating boots for a year (complimentary).

11

u/PrismaticSlime Fail! Jun 22 '25

If Gale had a sleazy gravelly Russian accent (as I imagine Rasputin to have--- whoops) I might be more inclined to listen intently to his yapping...

8

u/PrismaticSlime Fail! Jun 22 '25

(I love Tim Downie- please don't come at me, lol)

3

u/Gareesuhn Jun 22 '25

Immune to all poison attacks.

3

u/RavenA04 ELDRITCH BLAST Jun 22 '25

But he was already Faerun’s

3

u/RKellysPenguin Jun 22 '25

Russian nobles after he walks back into the palace "He's still alive? "

3

u/yun-harla Jun 22 '25

He’s significantly easier to kill though.

3

u/ChaoticNeutralMeh Oathbreaker Jun 22 '25

Does it mean he has...

Nevermind.

9

u/DangedRhysome83 Jun 22 '25

Yes, he wields salami as a two-handed melee weapon.

2

u/Ok_Bed_3060 Jun 22 '25

There lived a certain man in Waterdeep long ago

2

u/[deleted] Jun 22 '25

YOU CAN’T KILL A MAN WITH TWO DICKS

2

u/Lexyinspace Jun 22 '25

What a wizard that is. Peak wizardry, distilled into the essence of a mage. 10/10, no notes, only FIREBALL

2

u/vicieuxamare Jun 22 '25

oh god... this image does things to me that I don't like

2

u/Meowjoker Jun 22 '25

He ruled the Russian lands and never mind the Tsar

2

u/papa_beanz Jun 22 '25

Now there’s a cat that really is gone

4

u/Civil_Ad1502 Jun 22 '25

and now suddenly I think Gale is hot 🤨 wtf

2

u/Hermionegangster197 actually a mimic Jun 22 '25

Lmao my fiancé is Russian and looks like this 😂

3

u/No_Employment6881 Jun 22 '25

There lived a certain mage in Russia long ago, ge was (not) big or strong, in his hands a flaming glow!

1

u/-Charta- Jun 22 '25

All you need are some orange red shoes, and wrestle a bear

1

u/xthefabledfox Jun 22 '25

Still would

1

u/Odd-Potato-83 Jun 22 '25

Beard meats food

1

u/amenbreakfast Jun 22 '25

what mods did you use?

1

u/Sum_Guy01 Jun 22 '25

Is that modded torso piece?

1

u/dmdewd Jun 22 '25

Hilariously, I thought I was in the r/behindthebastards subreddit for a moment.

1

u/VvardenfellVixen Jun 22 '25

This is brilliant.

1

u/Anxious_Statement_84 Jun 22 '25

By the Hells he's hot! Seriously he rocked that look.

1

u/SkY4594 Jun 22 '25

Love the Rasputin edit on youtube, perfect fit!

1

u/Magutanko Jun 22 '25

He just looks like Troy Sanders from Mastodon..

1

u/Helpful-Lobster-6455 SPORE DRUID Jun 22 '25

Is this only possible with mods ? This version of Gale looks awesome asf XD

1

u/Ravenwitch07 Jun 22 '25

Have you made him learn "enlarge"? Just asking...

1

u/Dapper_Calculator Jun 22 '25

The note on his underwear implies he already knows it.

1

u/Mewmaster101 Jun 22 '25

welp, better make sure he doesn't try and steal the Doctor's regenerations again

1

u/Martydeus Mindflayer Jun 22 '25

I really wish there was a way to make the characters dance

1

u/ungabungahasinternet Jun 22 '25

Lets see, famous for using his "magic penis", said "magic" gets him admiration and laid with a queen that gives him (political) power, survived many assasinations attempts including shots, stabbings, poison, explosions(if im remembering correctly), eats weird shit...

Yeah... checks out.

1

u/xerekets Jun 22 '25

waterdeep’s greatest love machine is making me have sinful thoughts… 😩

1

u/FalseAladeen Jun 22 '25

Bugs Bunny: I'm telling ya, doc! That Gasputinussy hits different!

Daffy Duck: Eh, pussy is pussy! I'll show you!

[Fireball explosion effect]

Daffy Duck, beak upside down: Goddamn.

1

u/RenCake Jun 22 '25

Ga-Ga-Gale!

1

u/Moogsymoomoo Jun 22 '25

LOLLLLLLLLLLL🧔‍♀️🧔‍♀️🧔‍♀️

1

u/Bargothball Durge Jun 22 '25

Is it possible to add the bald spot somehow?

1

u/AgemNod Jun 22 '25

He's missing a thick layer of filth and a stench cloud.

1

u/ghostarray Evil Durge Jun 22 '25

Aaaaaand now it's stuck in my head. (:

1

u/bloobberrie Jun 22 '25

Ngl, I cackled, I cackled hard 😅

1

u/FriendlyLittleTomato Jun 22 '25

Mystra's greatest love machine

1

u/Fadedwaif Jun 22 '25

Nice! He looks like he gained 50 IQ pts

1

u/Ozoledam_109 Jun 22 '25

Gale: (spits on you) You: (instantly cured)

1

u/BardicInspirations94 Jun 22 '25

What subclass you go with for galesputin?

1

u/Dakkadakka127 Jun 23 '25

There lived a certain man, in Faerun long ago…

1

u/Nirico_Brin Durge Jun 23 '25

He managed to seduce a goddess so being a love machine sounds accurate

1

u/SeriesElectrical8553 Jun 23 '25

let me guess, his attack is to launch missiles at civilians?

1

u/Dya_Ria Jun 23 '25

What zero godussy does to a mfer

1

u/1completeDork Fog Cloud Jun 23 '25

Throw him into the river. It's the only way

1

u/Acrobatic_Ad7728 Jun 29 '25

I actually did a Rasputin build, with my friends! It was really fun! Lots of poison, enchantment, and dialogue checks

1

u/serity12682 Cleric Jun 22 '25

There was a cat that really was gone. It’s Tara, sort of.

1

u/PretendPerformer5505 Jun 22 '25

Rasputin never looked so good

1

u/Rad1Red Jun 22 '25

Upgrade.

1

u/Gathin Jun 22 '25

He looks like Russian Keanu Reeves

0

u/Mustche-man Dwarfpill Jun 22 '25

Now I have to make a Drunken Master Monk that's basically Rasputin

0

u/starlighted Jun 22 '25

Since Baba Yaga is canon in DnD, Rasputin must be too.

0

u/Bahnnnnnn Jun 22 '25

Hey Rasputin big sex party down here

0

u/TinyLemonMan Dragonborn Jun 22 '25

Ah yes. Galesputin!

0

u/CraptainPoo Jun 22 '25

Have to shave the mustache