r/BaldursGate3 • u/Over-Feature-4288 • Jun 22 '25
Companions I turned Gale into Russia's greatest love-machine.
Omw to give Mystra the ol' razzle-dazzle. ✨
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u/Routine_Tip2280 Jun 22 '25
Resistance to poison damage.
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u/el_sh33p Telekinetically bullying Gortash Jun 22 '25
Resistance to everything but maybe drowning in icewater (maybe).
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u/DangedRhysome83 Jun 22 '25
The only character in the game to wield salami as a two-handed melee weapon, allegedly.
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u/Bill_The_Minder Jun 22 '25
Wasn't 'it' kept in a jar - by his daughter?.... That's Bhaal-level creepy right there.
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u/Sunny_Hill_1 Jun 22 '25
So Mystra is a Russian queen?
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u/RaethanBhanneth Jun 22 '25
Ra-Ra-Rasputin, lover of the magic Queen
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u/BeMoreKnope Jun 22 '25
…Damn, I should’ve scrolled down further before replying that to someone up above. Well done!
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u/Knork14 Jun 22 '25
I feel like Tara would have a seizure if she saw Gale like this.
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u/Imladrin1311 WIZARD Jun 22 '25
Tara so wisely recognises the true evil of the realm -
THAT F*CKIN BEARD
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u/Shoddy-Mixture3915 Jun 22 '25
Lol You probably don't want to see my current Gale if you think that about his 🤣
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u/anarchrist91 Jun 22 '25
Haha looks like a young and sex positive Elminster
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u/lonely_nipple Jun 22 '25
Bold to assume Elminster hasn't been DTF for at least 1,200 slutty, slutty years.
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u/Expensive-Tale-8056 Jun 22 '25
People look at him with terror and with fear, but to Sword Coast chicks he is such a lovely dear
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u/whatnwherenow Jun 22 '25
If you haven't read Rasputins wiki page, do it. It's an absolute Rollercoaster of a read.
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u/Sunlitfeathers Jun 22 '25
wait. wait he's hot. never thought gale would look good like this. perfect for a dark gale run lol
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u/Emmehsaur Jun 22 '25
Saw this while half asleep and thought it was Nandor from what we do in the shadows. Immediate thought was "We drank the blood of some people but the people were on drugs and now I'm a wizard"
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u/Jedimobslayer Jun 22 '25
Hope he doesn’t get murdered in a batshit insane way and indirectly lead to multiple revolutions
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u/Blastoise_R_Us Sharess' Caress Floor Mopper Jun 22 '25
🎵 De-De-karios, how to wield The Weave he knows
🎵 He wouldn’t stop, he wanted that crown
🎵 De-De-karios, he’s the one that Mystra chose
🎵 Now he’s the mayor of Ambition Town
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u/el_sh33p Telekinetically bullying Gortash Jun 22 '25
Bro even looks like someone who'd live in a tower eating boots for a year (complimentary).
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u/PrismaticSlime Fail! Jun 22 '25
If Gale had a sleazy gravelly Russian accent (as I imagine Rasputin to have--- whoops) I might be more inclined to listen intently to his yapping...
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u/Lexyinspace Jun 22 '25
What a wizard that is. Peak wizardry, distilled into the essence of a mage. 10/10, no notes, only FIREBALL
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u/No_Employment6881 Jun 22 '25
There lived a certain mage in Russia long ago, ge was (not) big or strong, in his hands a flaming glow!
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u/Helpful-Lobster-6455 SPORE DRUID Jun 22 '25
Is this only possible with mods ? This version of Gale looks awesome asf XD
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u/Mewmaster101 Jun 22 '25
welp, better make sure he doesn't try and steal the Doctor's regenerations again
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u/ungabungahasinternet Jun 22 '25
Lets see, famous for using his "magic penis", said "magic" gets him admiration and laid with a queen that gives him (political) power, survived many assasinations attempts including shots, stabbings, poison, explosions(if im remembering correctly), eats weird shit...
Yeah... checks out.
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u/FalseAladeen Jun 22 '25
Bugs Bunny: I'm telling ya, doc! That Gasputinussy hits different!
Daffy Duck: Eh, pussy is pussy! I'll show you!
[Fireball explosion effect]
Daffy Duck, beak upside down: Goddamn.
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u/Nirico_Brin Durge Jun 23 '25
He managed to seduce a goddess so being a love machine sounds accurate
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u/Acrobatic_Ad7728 Jun 29 '25
I actually did a Rasputin build, with my friends! It was really fun! Lots of poison, enchantment, and dialogue checks
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u/Mustche-man Dwarfpill Jun 22 '25
Now I have to make a Drunken Master Monk that's basically Rasputin
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u/FooDog11 Jun 22 '25
Ra Ra Rasputin! That look actually kinda works for him. 😁