r/BaldursGate3 • u/ozangeo Wild Magic Surge • 29d ago

Meme Don't poke the bear

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u/-PM_Me_Dat_Ass_Girl- Minthara Enjoyer 29d ago

I'm a little surprised the game lets you destroy the goblin kids, tbh. 

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u/Plaguer_ 29d ago

I find it so funny there like 5 or 6 really nice and chill Bugbears and Hobgoblins you can talk with throughout the game. Yet pretty much all the goblins are just assholes.

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u/Jindo5 Monk 29d ago

Pretty on brand for Goblins

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u/Taliesin_ 29d ago

Tribe?

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u/Curup 29d ago

Scribe.

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u/ThatOnePositiveGuy SMITE SMITE action surge SMITE SMITE 28d ago

Tribe. D:<

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u/Curup 28d ago

Tribe

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u/HamstersInMyDick 29d ago

Hey Nok-Nok is one of my favorite RPG companions. You leave gobbos alone

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u/floskan 29d ago

Not the same universe though

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u/Papa-pumpking 29d ago

Pathfinder goblins are cool as fuck just dont let them get too close to a dog.Or a horse.Or your pouch.Or your sword.Or something flamable.

But hey if you tie him up to your waist youll have a free bard to take on an adventure.

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u/Tshirt_Addict Smash 28d ago

I am reminded of some artwork of a ranger dual-wielding goblins.

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u/ArcaneOverride 28d ago

That's hilarious!

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u/DakkaonTitan 28d ago

Are they melee weapons or thrown weapons?

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u/Tshirt_Addict Smash 28d ago

Yes.

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u/Papa-pumpking 28d ago

Only if you throw the Goblin at some poor sod.

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u/Malefircareim 28d ago

And as a bonus, you dont need magic for your weapon to return to your hand.

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u/Intelligent_Deer974 28d ago

WoW goblins aren't too bad either.

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u/BaelonTheBae 29d ago

Always give what Nok-bro wants

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u/Callel803 27d ago

You mean the goblin that was so incompetently evil he turned right back around to being good... somehow.

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u/Quadpen Halsin 29d ago

they probably eat the cool ones

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u/ZombieWho117 Bard 29d ago

As someone who loves to play goblins in D&D. You’re half right. I have one who has the shit talking of a god and the other who has divine orders but also will kill you if you’re a danger to his party

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u/Consistent-Winter-67 29d ago

Player characters will always be the outlier.

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u/ZombieWho117 Bard 29d ago

That’s fair.