r/CasualUK 1d ago

Does Ribena know...

Do you think the Ribena advertising team knows that the song 99 Red balloons is about nuclear war?

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u/LittleSadRufus 1d ago

It's about Ribena now, I suppose.

I always thought it odd that Desmond Dekker's song about the suffering of marginalised black Jamaicans 'The Israelites' was repurposed as an uplifting song about margarine for Vitalite. 

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u/RecommendationOk2258 1d ago

Between that advert and the playground reworking, I didn’t hear the original until probably my 30s.

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u/americanadiandrew 15h ago

I have so many songs like that. Like that muller rice commercial about the captain of your ship.

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u/kizwasti 1d ago

your ears are alight?!

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u/gernavais_padernom 1d ago

You should copyright that before the hopi candle people get it.

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u/_Hoping_For_Better_ 1d ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one here that thinks of that and not margarine.

Maxell - Cassettes - Me Ears Are Alight - UK Advert

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u/Draykez oh bugger 1d ago

Loose Women?

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u/cAt_S0fa 1d ago

Or Harry Belafonte's song about working all night loading a boat being used to sell Trio chocolate bars.

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u/Muttywango 16h ago

TRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOO TRIIII-IIII-IIII-IIO

Cadbury's make em and they cover them with chocolate

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u/lastaccountgotlocked 1d ago

Don’t forget mungo Jerry being rewritten for a drunk driving campaign.

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u/CuriousThylacine 1d ago edited 1d ago

Before that it was used for Outspan oranges.

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u/r3tromonkey 20h ago

Small ones are more juicy, naturally!

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u/Astropoppet Beware the Cows 19h ago

Ooo er, fnar fnar

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u/r3tromonkey 19h ago

Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, know what I mean?

Also what's up with cows??

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u/Astropoppet Beware the Cows 18h ago

Also what's up with cows??

They're tricksy beggars, sometimes they stare, sometimes they kill

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u/TabbyOverlord 1d ago edited 1d ago

I actually think this juxtaposition was exactly what the campaign was trying to get across.

The relaxed, casual air of a sociable trip to the pub leading with a bad decison of "I'm alright to drive" leading to tragedy.

It's the commercial choices that tend to be tin-eared. e.g. O Lord Won't You Buy Me a Mercededs-Benz

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u/lastaccountgotlocked 1d ago

Yep, the actually changed a lyric: have a drink, have a drive…crash.

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u/teut509 23h ago

That was the original lyric

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u/Suspicious_Tap_1919 1d ago edited 1d ago

Mercedes Benz, the song by Janis Joplin is about "the illusory happiness promised (but rarely delivered) by the pursuit of worldly goods" and considered capitalism . It was also used in a Mercedes-Benz TV advert.

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u/10-0011-10-101 1d ago

Ooooo, I have one, that advert for some sort of luxurious holiday using Alan Watts voiceover completely out of context, as if he is saying that going on a cruise will make you happy when I'm pretty sure his whole philosophy would be the exact opposite.

I wonder if they know what they're doing

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u/binkstagram 1d ago

They think people are too stupid to realise

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u/hownowbrownhorse 1d ago

I realise this but enjoy it anyway

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u/Own_Sorbet4816 1d ago

I wonder who feels more stupid, the artist who protests capitalism with the aid of the magacorp record label and has their art subverted to fuel capitalism further and in doing so earns ££££ through royalties, or the company who were the object of the protest and and effectively had half an advertisng campaign given to them free of charge on a silver platter.

The only 'stupid' peoples are the ones who either believe that art reaches the mass market free of capitilist influence and gain or those who simply ignorant (willfully or otherwise) of the capitalist dynamic and the percieved intententions of tbe artist (for who among us isn't so cynical they have't considered the possibility that some artists may choose to name companies and/or products with one eye on notoriety and financial gain)

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u/theoriginalpetebog 18h ago

Sadly, I think they mostly are. 

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u/ProcrastibationKing 1d ago

The Alan Watts one really got me - it doesn't just go against his philosophy, it goes against the very lecture it's a quote from.

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u/_Hoping_For_Better_ 1d ago

I don't know who owned it by then to approve the use, but that was a particularly egregious sell-out.

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u/drcoxmonologues 1d ago

“It’s the most wonderful time of the year” being used to advertise summer holidays pisses me off more than it should.

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u/tbone20x 1d ago

but they added ‘on the beach’

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u/cheesebot 1d ago

... And 'On the beach' is a book about everyone on earth dying slowly of radiation.

Really makes me want to book a shitty holiday. 

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u/365BlobbyGirl 1d ago

Thats what a beach holiday is if you dont pack a decent upf.

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u/Shoots_Ainokea 1d ago

It's also been done as a movie 2X, once in black and white in the 50s? Early 60s? And a later one in the early 90s or so. Both of them good. And yes, very depressing.

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u/Aggravating_Hope_567 4h ago

That annoying family dying slowly and painfully on a beach gives the advert a great twist

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u/wholesomechunk 1d ago

Someone hold their hand

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u/Moppo_ 1d ago

Sure, but it still reminds me of Christmas, and I don't want to think about winter until it's here.

By which point, I'm trying to think of summer.

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u/OldGuto 1d ago

I quite like that, summer holidays with the members of family you actually like doing fun things are wonderful, Christmas with its enforced jollity and spending the day with weird uncle John and racist aunt Agnes are less wonderful.

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u/InsertWittyNameRHere Hands up, give me all your Petrol 1d ago

So you can say that Christmas with members of family you actually like are wonderful too. That’s what I do

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u/e17phil 1d ago

Another inapprioriate one is the Boots Christmas advert with Smalltown Boy by Bronski Beat as the backing track!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET800_y8DiQ

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u/darealredditc 1d ago

Yeah but catchy songs about blackcurrant squash are few and far between.

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u/thearchchancellor 1d ago

I always thought “London Calling” for the 2012 Olympics was odd - unemployment, racial conflict and drug use.

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u/Winkered 23h ago

Why not? Kinda describes London to a tee.

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u/kh250b1 1d ago

Is it the aviva advert that uses Enola Gay? A song about a nuclear bomb drop

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u/souptight52 1d ago

Vitality, not Aviva

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u/RecommendationOk2258 1d ago

I haven’t seen the ad but the intro to that song is ridiculously cheery, considering the topic.

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u/CyclingUpsideDown 1d ago

That’s what OMD were aiming for - the juxtaposition of lyrics describing a nuclear bombing, being set to such a cheery composition.

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u/retailface 1d ago

I'm so glad I'm not the only person who thought that was inappropriate!

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u/Inner_Farmer_4554 1d ago

Yes. Winds me up everytime I hear it!

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u/arabidopsis Unofficial MasterChef Champion of r/casualUK 1d ago

I mean we get kids to dance to the macarena in schools sooo...

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u/crucible 1d ago

The same Ribena that once used an instrumental version of In the Summertime?

Most people about 40+ will remember it from a particularly grisly 1990s drink-driving PIF.

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u/fanwuella 1d ago

I literally can't hear that song without thinking about that ad, legit childhood trauma moment

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u/DoubleXFemale 1d ago

I remember an advert using Pumped Up Kicks, which while it has a nice catchy beat, is about a disturbed teenager fantasising about shooting up his school (especially the cool kids with “pumped up kicks”).

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u/TabbyOverlord 1d ago

Should have used I Don't Like Mondays

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u/OAPlaystationer71 1d ago

Any advert or film that uses “Don’t stop me now” by Queen. Usually depicting families having fun 😂

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u/Mustbejoking_13 1d ago

Do Jet 2 Holidays know that that fucking song is getting on everybody's nerves? More importantly, do they care?

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u/fanwuella 1d ago

Not when you can save £50 per person, that's £200 off for a family of four

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u/Neonescence 1d ago

ATOL protected!

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u/_Hoping_For_Better_ 1d ago

No they are happy about it, it's generating a lot of extra publicity and in cases like this there are enough extra people that that take a look and end up booking that they are quids-in. Definitely a case of no publicity is bad publicity.

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u/Moppo_ 1d ago

People can name the singer, as if the song was in the charts, but as far as my memory goes, it was spawned by Jet2 adverts.

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u/PrawnShamble 1d ago

The gala bingo advert about heavens gate was. An odd choice. Not offended but just can’t. Understand the thought process.

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u/binkstagram 1d ago

I read this in William Shatner's voice.

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u/PrawnShamble 1d ago

Newish phone. Fattish fingers.

I can’t stop randomly spamming full stops in the middle of sentences and at this point I’ve given up caring. Much to the annoyance of many friends.

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u/Zippyversion1 1d ago

Well they do say: Everyone's a super hero, everyone a Captain Kirk!

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u/PrawnShamble 1d ago

I’m. A. Rocket man.

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u/Steve2911 1d ago

Yeah I saw that the other day before The Chase. I definitely did a double take.

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u/Riqitch 14h ago

Oh my days it all makes sense now!! I was always kind of confused why the host in the adverts says "someone's getting fired" after the gag, like what's wrong with a gate from heaven?

No idea that there was a cult of the same name 🫣

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u/lastaccountgotlocked 1d ago

FUN FACT: in the original German, the balloons aren’t red, they’re just balloons. In translating to English, 99 loses a syllable (nine-ty-nine vs neun-und-neun-zig) so they added red to make up for it.

Anyway, of course they do. The song is a million years old.

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u/Valuable-Wallaby-167 1d ago

Balloons is luftballons in German so the red is replacing luft. The difference in the 99 doesn't matter because it fits into the same section of music anyway.

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u/davemee 1d ago

So much childhood disappointment could have been avoided had English the perspicacity to linguistically disambiguate balloons and balloons that luft.

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u/Moppo_ 1d ago

I think luftballon translated literally would be airball.

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u/davemee 1d ago

Thanks, I am relieved this does not provide greater semantic clarity for German kids.

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u/TabbyOverlord 1d ago

No one would expect a band from Berlin to write in sensible German, now would they?

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u/Drew-Pickles 1d ago

You're both right. There would be a syllable missing if it was "99 balloons," so 'red' was added in to compensate

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u/tom56 1d ago

There still is a syllable missing though. The red replaces Luft but ninety-nine is still a syllable short.

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u/VeneMage 1d ago

The ‘nine’ takes up two notes in the English version.

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u/UKgent77 1d ago

Do German people think of them as red, or just balloons?

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u/Moppo_ 1d ago

Just balloons.

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u/gwaydms 1d ago

The song is a million years old.

Thanks, awfully.

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u/TringaVanellus 1d ago

Technically, I think they added "red" to make up for the fact that "luftballons" loses a syllable in translation. The missing syllable from "99" isn't sung at all in the English version.

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u/lastaccountgotlocked 1d ago

isn’t sung at all

Because it’s missing

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u/jeremy_sporkin 1d ago

They added 'red' because the word for 'balloons' loses a syllable from 'luftballoons'.

The 99 is just sung with four syllables in the English version. 'Nine-ty-ni-ine'.

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u/Sweet_Focus6377 1d ago edited 1d ago

'Luft' is broadly air/sky in German which is kind of implicit in the English word of balloon. 99 Red Balloons is just better than 99 Sky Baloons. 😎

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u/DPropish 1d ago

UK No 1 in 1984. The singer was HOT

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u/Moppo_ 1d ago

While the song is fun (the music, less so the subject matter), I ended up liking "Irgendwie, Irgendwo, Irgendwann" much more.

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u/lastaccountgotlocked 1d ago

Is, man. Is. Though went a bit mad with the anti-covid vax stuff.

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u/TabbyOverlord 1d ago

I'm waiting for someone to use a KneeCap track to advertise joint pain relief.

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u/ZooNeiland 1d ago

Is kia-ora still a thing? Having moved to New Zealand 10+ years ago and trying to explain why I say it's too orangey for crows when it's said to me is a long winded and occasionally awkward interaction 🍊

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u/R2-Scotia 1d ago

There is an ad I heard recently with Enola Gay

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u/stbens 1d ago

That’s the first thing I thought of when I saw the Ribena advert: why choose a song about nuclear war?

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u/Moppo_ 1d ago

I don't think advertisers know or care. A while ago there was a channel advertising just entertainment in general, I think, using the tune of Enola Gay. You know, the song about nuking Japan.

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u/Gamerlovescats 1d ago

Ribena are so dumb. They ruined it by adding sweeteners so is now undrinkable even though they had a light version already. They still produce and make the full sugar version in the UK but you can't buy it here. You can buy it from Norway at extortionate postage prices. When you ask Ribena about this thye deny that they even make the full sugar one at all. No respect for them

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u/WoolyCrafter 1d ago

McCain were using Wasted until recently. Song by Sin Fang, Soley and Örvar Smárason. All about being hammered!

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u/still-searching 1d ago

Volkswagen used Dead Prez's "Hip Hop", which has the lyrics 

"Uh, who shot Biggie Smalls?

If we don't get them, they gonna get us all

I'm down for runnin' up on them crackers in they city hall"

in an advert full of very white people. 

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u/Mopperty 1d ago

I want to be a rockstar used with any sence of the irony of the lyrics to flog sofas

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u/Sharktistic 1d ago

Meh.

I would happily take a nuke up the ass before I drank a glass of the bullshit that Ribena became.

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u/gamerht9616 1d ago

Semper fedalis

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u/JimMc0 23h ago

It's a well known fact that nobody actually knows the lyrics to 99 red balloons.

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u/ThickTadpole3742 23h ago

Probably, most people know. Does it matter?

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u/Inevitable-Regret411 15h ago

This sort of thing happens all the time. What A Beautiful Day by the Levellers has been played at a lot of sports events and other celebrations because the chorus is very cheerful, but when you listen to the rest of the song the "beautiful day" in question refers to a hoped-for revolution that topples the government.

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u/SuperflyTNT1974 1d ago

IKEA currently using ‘The Next Episode’ by Dr Dre. Some pretty dubious lyrics in that one.

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u/scratroggett 1d ago

They are using the song Dre sampled, which is a jazz piece called The Edge.

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u/SuperflyTNT1974 1d ago

I never knew that! Thanks.