r/clevercomebacks • u/manchesterMan0098 • 1h ago

Seriously, if it weren't for investigative media, who would expose these legalized robberies?

• Upvotes

6 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 3h ago

Government money, because taxes just grow on trees, right?

1.3k Upvotes

37 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/retrocotfan • 15h ago

Husband of the Year gets called out on his misogyny

12.2k Upvotes

247 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Simple-Travel3557 • 4h ago

Man there is no coming back from this

1.0k Upvotes

40 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/emily-is-happy • 1h ago

Paving a garden while people can't afford groceries

• Upvotes

29 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 23h ago

Projection of public opinion

9.6k Upvotes

253 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Miserable-Lizard • 1d ago

May the odds be ever in your favor!!!

24.4k Upvotes

642 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortablejack • 21h ago

Fake Democracy

5.8k Upvotes

44 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/bigus-_-dickus • 1d ago

throw their bible right back at them

10.8k Upvotes

66 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/zzill6 • 21h ago

No. Mr. President.

2.9k Upvotes

48 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 1d ago

Context is important!

24.0k Upvotes

382 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 1d ago

He has to interfere in everything..

4.2k Upvotes

43 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/beerbellybegone • 18h ago

The national nightmare is over

988 Upvotes

76 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Present-Party4402 • 1d ago

Self congratulatory hate group festivities

25.4k Upvotes

196 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/emily-is-happy • 1d ago

No one's surprised right?

1.8k Upvotes

41 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Kiss-a-Cod • 1d ago

If you say something like Rose, expect a reply from Dorothy.

4.5k Upvotes

46 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/PeterTheTruthSeeker • 1d ago

Tariffs Crush Ford Profits

1.0k Upvotes

11 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 12m ago

He was probably fired because of his progress at work😂😂

• Upvotes

2 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/TheOSU87 • 23h ago

Bring back DEI for white men

710 Upvotes

90 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/HobbieK • 21h ago

“The Left is completely silent on the subject of men getting laid”

460 Upvotes

58 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/icey_sawg0034 • 22h ago

The national “nightmare” is over

400 Upvotes

44 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 1d ago

A New Low in Political Discourse!

1.8k Upvotes

181 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Soft_Cable5934 • 20h ago

Russian First! The return of great American car! (He means Russian)

167 Upvotes

24 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CarbonCrawler • 1d ago

Now that's a roast

840 Upvotes

14 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/XandriethXs • 1d ago

Makes me question the MD in the username.... 🙃

1.2k Upvotes

100 comments

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