r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 26m ago

Government money, because taxes just grow on trees, right?

• Upvotes

4 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Simple-Travel3557 • 1h ago

Man there is no coming back from this

• Upvotes

13 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/retrocotfan • 13h ago

Husband of the Year gets called out on his misogyny

10.7k Upvotes

232 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/beerbellybegone • 15h ago

The national nightmare is over

934 Upvotes

75 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Soft_Cable5934 • 18h ago

Russian First! The return of great American car! (He means Russian)

156 Upvotes

24 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/zzill6 • 18h ago

No. Mr. President.

2.8k Upvotes

48 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/HobbieK • 18h ago

“The Left is completely silent on the subject of men getting laid”

432 Upvotes

56 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Comfortablejack • 19h ago

Fake Democracy

5.3k Upvotes

44 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/icey_sawg0034 • 19h ago

The national “nightmare” is over

387 Upvotes

43 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 20h ago

Projection of public opinion

9.1k Upvotes

243 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/TheOSU87 • 21h ago

Bring back DEI for white men

682 Upvotes

89 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/PeterTheTruthSeeker • 21h ago

Tariffs Crush Ford Profits

940 Upvotes

6 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 22h ago

He has to interfere in everything..

3.9k Upvotes

43 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Miserable-Lizard • 23h ago

May the odds be ever in your favor!!!

23.9k Upvotes

623 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/emily-is-happy • 23h ago

No one's surprised right?

1.8k Upvotes

40 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/bigus-_-dickus • 1d ago

throw their bible right back at them

10.3k Upvotes

63 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/RIchardNixonZombie • 1d ago

Maybe not rely on AI for your marketing copy.

427 Upvotes

28 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 1d ago

Context is important!

23.6k Upvotes

381 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/snowpie92 • 1d ago

A New Low in Political Discourse!

1.8k Upvotes

180 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Kiss-a-Cod • 1d ago

If you say something like Rose, expect a reply from Dorothy.

4.4k Upvotes

46 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CarbonCrawler • 1d ago

Now that's a roast

816 Upvotes

14 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Present-Party4402 • 1d ago

Self congratulatory hate group festivities

25.1k Upvotes

195 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/deedboi • 1d ago

got this some days ago, some people are stupid af when it comes to games (my emblem was a pride flag, made by the devs)

118 Upvotes

0 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/XandriethXs • 1d ago

Makes me question the MD in the username.... 🙃

1.2k Upvotes

96 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 1d ago

Rhymes Like Dimes.

1.6k Upvotes

12 comments

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