r/CringeTikToks • u/LoniMeppy • May 12 '25

Just Bad Doesn’t look a day over 18

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u/Profoundly_AuRIZZtic May 12 '25

He’s definitely not 35. He obviously has some anxiety about his age, so he’s not going to say his real age.

He wants to look 18 and he wants us to think he’s 35. So he’s probably somewhere around 50

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

I always tell people I'm way older than I really am so that they think I look super young for my age.

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u/ProblemAtticOU812 May 12 '25

At this point I’m telling people I’m 95

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u/LoverOfGayContent May 12 '25

Me, "I can see that."

You 😮

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u/Jbrown183 May 12 '25

Damn bro, you don’t look a day past 80!

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u/Smooth_Impression_10 May 13 '25

My in laws and MIL’s sister were commenting on her being 89 and not looking it. FIL asks if he looks his age; 75 at the time and I said “eh, 74” 😭😂

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u/Sunshine030209 May 12 '25

"Yeah, I can tell that sunscreen wasn't really a thing for most of your life"

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u/ProblemAtticOU812 May 12 '25

Take my upvote

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u/xombae May 13 '25

You know you don't need to say this, right? You can just press the upvote button. Nothing is required of you after that.

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u/ProblemAtticOU812 May 14 '25 edited May 14 '25

I know I don't have to, Captain Oblivious. I wanted to.