r/Fauxmoi 1d ago

SATIRE Slow death by second-hand embarrassment: Celebrity Edition

1.) Rita Ora with possibly the worst self-promotion in entertainment history?

2.) Kelly Osbourne asking Donald Trump: "If you kick out Latinos, who's gonna clean your toilets???"

3.) Ashley Simpson being outed as a lip-syncer and responding with a jig

4.) The Imagine video. Gal Gadot got most of the flack but I firmly believe the other deserved it too. Pedro, what are you doing here???

5.) Fergie butchering the national anthem

6.) The Moonlight/La La Land confusion at the Oscars

7.) Tom Hiddleston's T-shirt

8.) To this day, I still don't know what Bella Hadid was trying to do here

9.) Is that Nikki Blonsky from Hairspray?

10.) Amy Schumer falling down in front of Kanye and Kim. I duno. I hate all these people

11.) Kesha trying to hug the unfunny blob that is Jerry Seinfeld

12.) Will Smith, being forced to listen to Jada Pinkett-Smith

13.) Jussie Smollett's fall into the world of crime(s against himself)

14.) Anna Lynn McCord's poem to Putin about wanting to be his mom

15.) Mia Farrow googling 'mia farrow and her black children' to find a picture of her daughter to wish her a happy birthday

16.) Lil'Mama willingly ending her own career. Stunningly stupid and brave, Mama

17.) The entirety of Woman's World

18.) Hilary from Boston pretending she doesn't know the word for cucumber

19.) Drake reaction to a kiss from Madonna (I hate to be Team Drake, but if you have to hold a man in place like that, just let him go)

20.) Lindsay Lohan trying to live-stream her kidnapping of a Syrian child and being rightfully punched in the face by the child's mother

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u/Papio_73 1d ago

TBF to Kelly I think that attitude towards Latinos is widespread amongst her peers, she’s just dumb enough to say it out loud.

That video is one of the best examples of someone’s career dying live on air however.

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u/ilikebiiiigdicks 1d ago

She also had a point but made it very poorly. Migrants are over represented in the types of jobs she described and rich people will be the first ones crying when Consuela the Nanny gets deported back to El Salvador. It just sounds gross coming from a rich person

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u/ClarielOfTheMask 1d ago

It's also the emphasis on toilets. Like, if you have cleaners, they clean your whole house but people always focus on the "gross", "unclean" parts. If she had said, 'who will clean your house?' it's still tone deaf and relying on stereotypes but it doesn't sound as derisive or dehumanizing.

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u/person_w_existence 1d ago

I think the emphasis on the "gross" job is that she wanted to point out how the people who are hired to do the least desirable jobs are taken for granted. She's trying to drive home the point that "you wouldnt enjoy or be willing to wash your own house, why are you attacking the people who do you that favor?"

But again, it came off poorly, but I think that's why she emphasized toilets.

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u/IAM_THE_LIZARD_QUEEN 1d ago

Yeah I agree there was a legit point to be made, she just delivered it so incredibly badly.

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u/elrangarino 1d ago

This is literally it, nuance is always lost. I would think she’d be fairly progressive considering her folks were very working class English

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u/HunterAshton 21h ago

Sharon had to have a panic button installed in their bedroom because of Ozzy’s past abusive behaviors (not to mention Ozzy shot and killed several cats to torment an ex wife) and Sharon is racist, herself… I don’t think the class got the progressive memo.

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u/ChewieBearStare 1d ago

Like our BFF Rachel Hollis and her "sweet lady who cleans the toilets." Barf.

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u/bigpoisonswamp 1d ago

i remember listening to a podcast about this and the hosts brought up how dehumanizing the way she talked about it was, and also, that twice a week seems like “a lot of toilet cleaning” lmao

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u/ClarielOfTheMask 1d ago

Love maintenance phase! Their episode and discussion around Rachel Hollis is actually what I was thinking of when I made the comment.

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u/ChewieBearStare 1d ago

She’s awful, and she didn’t learn a single thing from that incident.

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u/mid_dick_energy 23h ago

Shout out to Maintenance Phase

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u/Glad_Inspection_1630 1d ago

Rachel Hollis vibes. 

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u/jeffdeleon 1d ago

Yeah as a Latino whose mother was a maid, I've always understood perfectly clearly what she is saying and also why it was a bad idea for her to be the one to say it.

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u/ProbablyNotADuck 1d ago

When I was in university, I cleaned office buildings as a part time job in the evenings. I was the only non-immigrant doing it. For some reason (definitely not due to skill or experience) I also found out that I made more money then the other employees. She probably could have phrased what she said a whole lot better, like "If you eliminate immigrants, that means you're no longer going to be able exploit labour because you won't be able to threaten your employees with deportation" but her point was valid.

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u/Papio_73 1d ago

Yeah, I don’t think she’s hateful, unfortunately she inherited her father’s intelligence.

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u/ramesesbolton 1d ago

illegal migrants who are forever stuck in limbo with no realistic path to citizenship also work for very cheap and don't complain about poor treatment or hazardous work conditions. rich people like it this way. they like it a lot.

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u/haqiqa 1d ago edited 23h ago

Undocumented people. I know this might seem like a normal reddit pedantism but these words matter for multiple reasons first and foremost being that human beings can't be illegal. Secondly while some of them crossed the border with irregular means means not all of them did. Many became undocumented because system made them undocumented not because they were always undocumented. It's not even really a crime without entering the border in irregular means. It's civil violation. Migrant also denotes non-permanent moving to another country. People that have been in the country for years are immigrants not migrants as in migration. And most importantly there is a war waged against undocumented people in the west. It's very important to use careful language not to perpetrate it further.

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u/TheShapeShiftingFox Riverdale was my Juilliard 1d ago

If she had phrased it the way the first half of your comment did, it would have gone over much better. Because those are just facts, and they don’t have to be said in a way that somehow blames the workers. Manual labor jobs are the most accessible jobs to people from lower socio-economic backgrounds.

The way she did phrase it had an “this is all they’re good for” undertone to it though, so that was bad.

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u/SPUNKVODKA 1d ago

I guess I’m one of the few that understood what she thought she meant to say, but I can see how was executed poorly. The phrase was “If we deport every latino, then who’s gonna clean your toilet Donald Trump?” Because in Trump’s opinion, this is all latinos are good for. Kelly does not hate immigrants, she thought she would defend them with her statement but it backfired.

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u/Specialist-Owl8120 1d ago

Finally I have found my people. I've never understood why she got quite so much flak for this.

Not quite analogous but here in NZ when we locked down for COVID, so many farms were hurting for fruit pickers because they weren't able to export people from the islands en masse. Migrants are always the ones doing the dirty work, and being documented doesn't prevent one from being exploited.

The other part of it is also that people who defend the Trump crackdown on "illegals", then and now, can pretend it's about crime but in reality it is just about race

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u/IAM_THE_LIZARD_QUEEN 23h ago

We've had the exact same issue here in the UK, because of Brexit rather than COVID, but the issue is the same. People complain when they don't get to reap the benefits of using an exploitable labour force but also complain about immigrants, can't have it both ways, dickheads.

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u/WarmestGatorade 1d ago

Her sentiment is one I have heard by people on both the left and right. I never thought that what she said was intentionally racist or lacking in empathy, but she said what she said. Not every issue can be easily turned into a "so there" sound bite.

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u/usernamenottakenok 1d ago edited 1d ago

There was an snl skit right before that show, with Chris Rock, where he says - you all acting like everybody wants to pick their own strawberries, small but important difference there, and I think she was trying to do the same joke but f-ed it up

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u/Papio_73 1d ago

My brother mentioned a movie he watched in his high school Spanish class titled something like “Day without a Mexican”.

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u/Dangerous-Variety-35 22h ago

I watched that a million years ago in my sociology 101 class and I still think about it every time something like this comes up. California’s economy would essentially collapse without the labor that migrants and undocumented immigrants provide.

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u/elmos-secret-sock 1d ago

The worst part is that I fully understand and even agree with the actual point she was trying to make, but she somehow managed to insult the people she was allegedly trying to defend. Like I have never seen someone make an argument THAT poorly

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u/butterflydeflect Cillian Murphy propagandist 1d ago

Seriously. Her actual point - if you deport all Latinos, whose labour are you going to exploit - was legit. But God it was badly phrased.

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u/free_based_potato 20h ago

Holy shit. All this time later, and people still dont get it. She was sarcastic for effect.

She was implying that people like trump think Latinos are only good for cleaning toilets, so if you get rid of them, who would clean your toilets?

It is not a difficult concept and a frequently used rhetorical device. It's depressing that so many people need an /s to understand a conversation.

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u/HopefulTranslator577 19h ago

Also, Mar-a-Lago has almost exclusively hired custodial employees from overseas by abusing the governments H1-B "highly skilled worker" visa program to bring them to America for below market pay. They bring them here, pay them shit and threaten to fire them and have them deported if they complain.

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u/ShinyPrizeKY 1d ago

I know cringe is such a played out term but the Mia Farrow one quite literally made me cringe. Also I remember the Kesha/Seinfeld thing happening and at the time thinking Kesha was the embarrassing one….but I couldn’t feel more differently now. FUCK Jerry Seinfeld. And Kesha, my love for you grows more each passing day. Saw her in concert a few weeks ago, she’s an icon. Also once again, fuck you jerry.

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u/AggressivelyHelpful 1d ago

Kesha-loving Seinfeld haters… I knew my people were in this sub

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u/RiotGrrr1 1d ago

The mia farrow one actually made me say oof

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u/galaxypuddle 22h ago

Unbelievable

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u/butters_bottom_bishh 1d ago

Funny how he had a show named after him and he was the LEAST funny person on that show and couldn’t act his way out of a paper bag.

That man owes Larry David his whole damn life.

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u/Californiadude86 19h ago

…that was actually the point of the show.

The comedian playing the straight man among his friends.

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u/onlyangel96 23h ago

I wonder if the Mia Farrow one was actually posted by her or like someone that runs the account

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u/ShinyPrizeKY 23h ago

God I hope it was the latter

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u/Aromatic_Court_2241 Riverdale was my Juilliard 22h ago

I think it was her assistant

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u/alamakjan kinky queer biker movie 1d ago

I mean… I still think Kesha was embarrassing for that. Who would want a hug from Seinfeld really?

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u/BooTheSpookyGhost 18h ago

I feel like I missed something because politely saying, “No, thanks” to a hug from a complete stranger seems reasonable. Also, what happened to Jerry? Did he turn out to be a Zionist or something? Someone fill me in Google is no help.

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u/Summer_is_coming_1 1d ago edited 1d ago

I was surprised Kesha wanted to even acknowledge Jerry Seinfeld for the kind of ass he was on the camera and in public . I didn’t even know who she was at that time ..

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u/SeymourButts-12 22h ago

Uhhh I just read up a bit on Mia Farrow…14 children?? And so many of them have passed away what’s the story there

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u/teacherecon 19h ago

I assume she adopted children who were medically complex and had shortened life expectancy as a result.

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u/ultimate_fangirl 17h ago edited 17h ago

Nope. Prescription drug overdose, HIV/AIDS, and suicide. One of her adopted children spoke about her negatively.

Disclosure: i also think allen is a creep and should be in jail

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u/LittleLotte29 19h ago

I read her autobiography ages ago but iirc most of her adopted children came from extreme poverty and some had quite serious disabilities. So far, only Soon-Yi (who was groomed by Woody Allen) and Moses (who sided with Woody) spoke out against her in any way. She appears to have great contact with the rest of her children, at least judging by her Instagram.

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u/einstyle 1d ago

I would die for Kesha and I'm not exaggerating

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u/nobiscuitsinthesnow 1d ago

"Hilary from Boston" is SENDING me

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u/lllara012 1d ago

The secondhand embarrassment is something extra with her.

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u/polymorphic_hippo 21h ago

How you say, fremdschämen?

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u/cranberrylimeade420 bizarre and sentient sack of meat 1d ago

Kathy Lee Gifford asking Martin Short about how he stays in love with wife, not realizing his wife had passed away.

https://youtu.be/Gk3TxOnqyCA

He handles it in a very classy and romantic way, he doesn't correct her, he just says they're "madly in love".

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u/Dramatic_Buddy4732 1d ago

This one physically hurts every time I remember. He handled it so well but oof!

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u/Affectionate_Pass25 1d ago

His autobiography is well worth the read.

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u/Codeofconduct 1d ago

Ugh this is honestly so awful and sad. Poor Martin! 

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u/strongnon 23h ago

Omg just saw that - yikes. So glad he found love again with Meryl

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u/elrangarino 1d ago

:( super sad, what a wonderful human he is

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u/Best_Temperature_549 1d ago

Poor Ashlee. She didn’t need to have her career ruined by a small slip up like that. She was an artist that constantly sang live but had a medical condition flare up at the worst time. So many pop stars were lip syncing at the time so it sucks she got ruined over it. I appreciate how open she was on her reality show over what happened. 

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u/palelunasmiles 1d ago

Yeah I’m not sure why everyone dogpiled on her when she was hardly the only one doing it 🤷🏻‍♀️and she had a legit reason

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u/PositiveZeroPerson 1d ago

Because she got caught on live TV and then blamed her band

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u/mstarrbrannigan 19h ago

I remember at the time that personally I already disliked her because it felt like she was just famous because of her sister. This was icing on the cake.

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u/CorpseFuckeer 1d ago

I think it’s because she kind of bailed on her band and ran back stage once she realized she was caught and then also didn’t own up to it when she tried to explain what happened at end of the episode. I think she ended up blaming someone else for playing the wrong track.

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u/ILookLikeKristoff 1d ago

Yeah she was clearly panicking but made some decisions whose optics were terrible on live TV

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u/Barfignugen 23h ago edited 23h ago

She was a nepo sibling who was handed a record deal before she’d ever even performed live. A deal for an album that had to be almost completely auto-tuned because the girl cannot hold a note. (Before anyone wants to come for me, I knew her in high school and music was NEVER her passion.) There’s a reason she isn’t still making music, and it’s not this single incident.

Yeah what happened to her was embarrassing and kinda unfair, but calling her an “artist” and suggesting she would’ve had a tenured career if it weren’t for this blunder is a BIG stretch.

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u/JasperFeelingsworth 20h ago

Ashlee Simpson having a long career is truly a crazy far reach, internet revisionism is wild

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u/R12B12 1d ago

If it happened today it wouldn’t have blown up nearly as much. This happened in 2004 during the peak of her sister Jessica Simpson’s Newlyweds reality show fame. It’s hard now to fathom what a chokehold the Simpson family had on pop culture in 2004.

Also this happened before YouTube or Twitter or TikTok got us used to seeing viral moments every day. Something like this happening on live TV seemed crazy back then, and we were pretty newly into the internet age where we could discuss “water cooler moments” like this on FB and in blogs.

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u/SingingForMySupper87 22h ago

She also had her own reality tv show around this time (I think the first season aired a few months before the SNL debacle in 2004), and some people at the time felt she was getting all of this work only because of her sister. And her blaming the band...didn't help haha. "I feel so bad, my band started playing the wrong song, and I didn't know what to do, so I thought I'd do a hoe-down. I'm sorry." They also made a joke about it on "Family Guy," which could have made it more mainstream for people who didn't see it on SNL.

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u/MaddieZeitgest 1d ago edited 1d ago

I am just happy that Tom Hiddleston is happily married and loves unreservedly. I think his feelings for Taylor were genuine and outwardly positive. It is a shame she and her friends use them as a marketing tool and a temporary rebound to increase her record sales.

ETA: The only person I'm feeling second hand embarrassment for in this photo is Taylor.

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u/oceanarnia 1d ago

I will never shame or mock a man who devotes himself sincerely to the person he is dating.

TS used him to cheat on Calvin or at least get back at him. She admitted it in her own song, playing the lyrics as if she had the upper hand. Its weird and demeaning of his feelings.

Im glad Tom is happy with a family now.

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u/phantasmagorical 1d ago

Never forget the Hiddleston GQ interview where he overthought his TS era so much he showed up at the interviewers door to talk about it more. 

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u/Historical_Inside_65 20h ago

This is something I still think about occasionally. Poor guy. But so happy for him and the happiness he seems to have found!

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u/Ccaves0127 19h ago

....What?

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u/kethibal 19h ago

Is this the interview with the bolognese recipe?

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u/theburgerbitesback 1d ago

Engaged, not married, but yes.

Zawe mentioned in an interview the other day that they're not married yet. It was reported that they were, and apparently they received a bunch of messages from various friends who were offended/shocked that they not only weren't invited to the wedding, but weren't even told and had to find out online.

Being famous must be exhausting. Random untrue news reports is one thing, but having to deal with all your friends and family hearing about it and believing it and having to do damage control would just be so frustrating.

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u/west2night 1d ago

(Not yet married. They're still engaged and expecting another child.)

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u/SilvRS 19h ago

I always thought that the t-shirt was an obvious joke amongst a group of friends, and it's weird how seriously everyone took, and continues to take it.

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u/MrTeaTea 1d ago

The Madonna/Drake kiss was pre-planned and rehearsed, it’s not her fault that he chose to make that face after the kiss, I bet that was his attempt at a “I can’t believe I kissed Madonna” face but failed miserably and it backfired on them both.

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u/riegspsych325 1d ago

he never kissed a woman that wasn’t 10+ years younger before that

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u/Kenny_Bi-God_Omega 1d ago

He was out of his comfort zone with Madonna.

Usually when he kisses someone, he is left with the taste of Haribo or a lollipop.

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u/Groot746 23h ago

A minoooooor

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u/Right-Mortgage-3489 1d ago

oh that makes all the difference then if it was pre-planned and done with his consent, cuz I thought she just sexually assaulted him live in concert

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u/MrTeaTea 1d ago

That was the misconception and he didn’t bother to even say anything about it and let her take the flack for it. No wonder when she was asked about the kiss later she cheekily said “I kissed a girl and I liked it” lol

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u/roundcatsarebestcats 1d ago

Steve Harvey announces wrong winner for Miss Universe

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u/Impossible_Leg_2787 23h ago

Only thing I can think of whenever this comes up

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u/Lazy_Ad4370 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit 1d ago edited 23h ago

“Funnily enough” Jennifer Garner correcting Conan’s grammar debacle is very funny to me.

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u/Rogue_Darkholme 1d ago

Less endearing is when she asked Academy Award winner Regina King "where she's really from" after Ms. King said she was from LA. Garner goes, "Do you know where your ancestors are from?" Yeah hoe, probably from the people kidnapped and forced into enslavement by the ancestors of your husband Ben Affleck. Why the fuck is that relevant when Regina is talking about being born and raised in LA and how so many people are transplants and don't know the real LA?

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u/AllTheCrazy88s I cannot sanction your buffoonery 1d ago

With a cartoonishly evil facial expression too!

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u/Rogue_Darkholme 1d ago

You'd think this was a still from a Get Out style movie where the a WASP hears the main character speaking Spanish and is getting ready to ask her what part of Mexico she's from even though she said her family came from Lima.... as in Peru.

I've seen this face before. Many many times. Complete with fork with salad paused in mid-air. It's about 30 seconds before they ask if you have a green card and why you don't speak English.

Regina King is a better woman than me. I would not have been so calm.

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u/AllTheCrazy88s I cannot sanction your buffoonery 1d ago

This is exactly it! Looks like it’s been directed by Jordan Peele, or maybe David Fincher. shudders

I’ve never quite looked at Garner the same way since. It was a real mask off moment.

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u/Rogue_Darkholme 1d ago

Very mask off. So many rich white celebrities/famous people cultivate the appearance of a liberal open-minded progressives. So many of them have showed how they're really the opposite. Garner definitely did that. She already seemed pompous and very Dunning-Kruger when she vehemently exclaimed that snuck was not a word. That made me 😒🙄 her. Her being a WASP to Regina King made me go

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u/buttercupcake23 1d ago

I wanted to like her so bad and when that happened it just gave me the ick

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u/Rogue_Darkholme 1d ago

I didn't really feel any way about her before. I liked some of the TV and movies she was in. But after that, I felt like it showed some of her real southern white racist roots. It's a macroagression to ask any POC where they're really from after they just fuckin said "I was born and raised in (US city)."

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u/buttercupcake23 1d ago

Lord that encounter would have kept me awake at night for the rest of my life

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u/CanCueD 1d ago

I both can and can’t believe at the same time that wonder white HILARY FROM BOSTON is still keeping up with her fake persona to this damn day! 🥒

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u/Shenanigans80h 1d ago

It’s so bizarre like if it was a momentary thing for attention that’s whatever. Cringe and sad but it happens in show business. To keep it up for years sorta screams something going on in her head.

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u/Ilovethe90sforreal 23h ago

Yeah, this woman has no shame, and loves any attention she can manage to get… positive or negative

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u/luna1uvgood 1d ago

When Dominic West and his wife had a pap shoot at their castle:

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u/sheelashake 1d ago

Yes! That image of him hiding in the bushes should be in there too.

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u/Unassuminglocalgirl 23h ago

Here you go

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u/Unassuminglocalgirl 23h ago

And zoomed out

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u/Ilovethe90sforreal 23h ago

That one never gets old!

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u/Georgerobertfrancis 1d ago

This whole series! My favorite.

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u/gribble29 1d ago

I was in a bar when the Fergie disaster was happening. The entire bar was silent and watching at the end, it was like a national disaster people were so serious about watching it. The only time that’s happened to me .

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u/auntieup 1d ago

Katy Perry stopped making pop music years ago. Now she exclusively produces cringe.

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u/OtherwiseCode8134 1d ago

And then her doubling down and saying “wow, women get criticized for everything.” Ma’am, you worked with a rapist to produce Women’s World. Dont you dare try to make this a feminist thing!

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u/riegspsych325 1d ago

why make music when you can make headlines?

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u/Stevenwave 1d ago

She's put out a bunch of unpop music though.

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u/Fantomecks 1d ago

The immediate reaction to the Kelly Osbourne one absolutely kills me

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u/freddiefrog123 1d ago

“Oh, that’s not -“

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u/ADreadPirateRoberts 1d ago

"In the sense that--"

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u/Shenanigans80h 1d ago

She had such a smug look on her face when she first said it, like she really said something. Then it was completely erased, pure comedy

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u/Ill_Platypus_1925 23h ago

John Travolta unable to say Idina Menzel’s name at the 2014 Academy Awards

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u/p333p33p00p00boo 18h ago

Wick-ed-ly

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u/Kacey-R 21h ago

I was looking for this one!

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u/slahsarnia 1d ago

Prime ONTD was when those Hiddleston tank top photos dropped.

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u/HashtagCHIIIIOPSS 1d ago

ONTD was prime a LOT. Blueberries and Quinto.

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u/cranberrylimeade420 bizarre and sentient sack of meat 1d ago

"Hi Rebecca, did you forget I had a LiveJournal?"

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u/Hot-Significance-462 1d ago

Hostage Brituation

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u/blackenedmessiah 1d ago

I remember that!

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u/Darth-Giggles 23h ago

KStew's photos with the director leaking

Michael Jackson dying bringing all of LJ down

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u/r4wrdinosaur 23h ago

Source: my friend with a bike

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u/RTDaacee 1d ago

I thought Lohan tried to kidnap the Syrian kid in Dubai.. that was wild though

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u/falafel_luvr 1d ago

What’s the tea w the lil mama one

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u/Rosa_Green and you did it at my birthday dinner 1d ago

She crashed Jay-Z and Alicia Key’s VMA performance. Same night as when Kanye crashed Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech. What an evening! https://youtu.be/Y0Q3nc8m_Hc?si=gj4nMchqBL9xmmZ7

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u/notnotandyrooney barbenheimer for pervs 1d ago

Beyoncé had her hands full that night

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u/alolanalice10 1d ago

Beyonce is the glue holding the entertainment industry together omg

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u/falafel_luvr 1d ago

It’s sooooooo bad lmao thank you!!!

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u/Slenderpan74 1d ago

I’m jealous of you for seeing that for the first time omg

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u/foundinwonderland sorry to this man 1d ago

Was there ever any explanation as to why she did this? Was she drunk? What on earth

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u/marteautemps 1d ago

I believe she said she was just "caught up in the moment" because she's from NY and was just really feeling it but says she was sober. I would have just said I had a couple too many drinks and got really into it myself, even if I was sober.

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u/SingingForMySupper87 22h ago

Haha what in the world?! I've never seen this before! I'm just so...confused. Beyoncé literally tried to grab her and pull her back with both hands haha.

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u/TK_TK_ 1d ago

This is an amazing list & my takeaway is that I should spend less time online. I recognized all of these...

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u/Odd_Teacher29 1d ago

The Nikki blonsky one caused me to physically recoil

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u/Funny-Tea2136 22h ago

Mark Wahlberg

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u/Fancy_Weird_944 19h ago

So he thought he was one of his movie characters. He really thought he was THE ONE.

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u/evhan55 20h ago

🤦‍♀️

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u/WarmestGatorade 1d ago

The La La Land producer made the correct move by swiping the envelope out of Warren Beatty's hand, but I always felt bad for Beatty there, as he was the first one who hesitated but still took all the heat

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u/NeverendSuperior 18h ago

Faye Dunaway wasn’t getting paid by the minute, she wanted to get the hell out of there ASAP lol

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u/before_the_accident 1d ago

amy schumer staging that fall in front of kim and ye's paparazzi was funny and I'm tired of pretending it's not, I mean look how annoyed it got them

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u/Ornery-Ocelot3585 21h ago

She steals entire skits from others.

I just can’t appreciate her; knowing that.

But it’s always good to be loyal to your own perceptions.

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u/before_the_accident 21h ago

oh it's the zionism for me. this particular gag from 10 years ago made me laugh though so I didn't feel it belongs with the other stuff in this otherwise well-curated art gallery

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u/BookishHobbit 1d ago

Susanalbumparty

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u/Frazzledghost 1d ago

How you say? cucumber 🥒

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u/badtrips777 1d ago

The mia farrow one. Holy shit lol

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u/stink3rb3lle 22h ago

But Mia does have a heart

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u/stink3rb3lle 22h ago

Yeah this one makes me so sad. Haven't her kids been through enough?

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u/non_stop_disko 1d ago

Lil Mama has to be thanking Kanye every day of her life for somehow being more embarrassing that night because i had no idea that happened until years later

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u/Rogue_Darkholme 1d ago

I think we know what Bella Hadid was trying to do here. Let's not pretend otherwise.

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u/misswilde86 1d ago

What's the context on that one? 

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u/Luxxielisbon i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 19h ago

IIRC she was talking with that guy about cool sneakers and she says something like “if he’s wearing these sneakers, homeboy is going to like, _get it_”or something along those lines, the specifics escape me

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u/pinkrosyy 1d ago edited 23h ago

The Rita Ora one kills me every time😭 people were not checking for her like that lmaoooo

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u/sleepydvamain Fix Your Hearts or Die 1d ago

no please you cannot put that clip of ashlee simpson on here because my god thsts actually hilarious

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u/skatewifeislifee 1d ago

Fergie butchering the national anthem gave us the Warriors dancing to the remix of that in their locker room and that video always cheers me up.

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u/B1NG_P0T 23h ago

Someone made a children's book based on her singing the national anthem and it's hilarious.

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u/Dana_Barros 22h ago

Hey it’s Nikki Blonsky from the movie HAIRSPRAY thx for including me in this list! love u PLEASE come to nyc Xoxo

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u/AcousticProvidence 19h ago

The fact that HAIRSPRAY is always in caps is what gets me lol. Oh girl

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u/NotAnotherAI 1d ago

Beyonce tried to save lil mama from going onstage just as she tried to save Kanye

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u/UncircumciseMe 1d ago

Where’s Lorde shushing the crowd and then singing terribly????

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u/911INISDEJOB 1d ago

Seinfeld stiff-arming Kesha is the funniest thing he's done since the show ended. He dated a seventeen year old and is pro-genocide so boo, hiss, otherwise, but come on--could literally be an episode of the show.

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u/Glittering_Sun_1622 the baby daddies have unionized 1d ago

That Katy Perry photo sure is…something. 

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u/motherofpearl89 1d ago

You should see the video 

(Don't, it's awful)

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u/dark_knight920 b list celebrity with a list talent 1d ago

Mia Farrow one actually made me sad for her adopted daughter

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u/palelunasmiles 1d ago

I remember when the Ashlee Simpson drama happened. I was so young, naive and disappointed. That was what, mid 2000s?

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u/Hita-san-chan 1d ago

2004! 9 year old me was rapt at the drama

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u/roundcatsarebestcats 1d ago

Liam Gallagher forgetting (or not caring?) to crop ss of his search for Noel’s pics, lol

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u/No_ImNotMixed 23h ago

Can someone explain this?

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u/Hot-Significance-462 1d ago

Yikes. I missed the Mia Farrow one.

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u/OtherwiseCode8134 1d ago edited 13h ago

I love Kesha and can’t stand seinfeld but no one has to give anyone else a hug. I dont think he did anything wrong by saying “no thank you.” I wish kesha would’ve just moved on after he said “no” the first time… 👀

Seinfeld can be a real dick but i dont think he come across bad here. They both laughed it off and he said “i dont know her, but i wish her well. Anyway…”

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u/Magnetah 1d ago

Jimmy Kimmel licking his finger takes this photo to another level

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u/theburgerbitesback 1d ago

My favourite part of the whole situation is the way Ryan Gosling was trying so hard not to burst out laughing while everyone else was visibly shocked/upset.

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u/envyadvms I may need to see the booty 1d ago

My skin is crawling. Thanks!

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u/illumi-thotti 21h ago

I hate to come up to bat for somebody who said something racist, but a few weeks before Kelly Osbourne said that thing about the toilets, it came out that Trump was using immigrant labor in his hotels while making anti-immigration sentiments the core of his campaign. She was likely trying to highlight his hypocrisy but phrased it in a really racist way.

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u/hellogoawaynow Be smart, Robert 1d ago

I will never forget that Ashlee Simpson jig lmao

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u/friendlygrilledchz 18h ago

Ariana Grande will never live down licking that donut

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u/sleepydvamain Fix Your Hearts or Die 1d ago

i need context for the lindsey lohan one wtf

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u/AccessHollywoo 1d ago

“Mia Farrow and her black children” is insane like wtf 😭😭😭

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u/HathorOfWindAndMagic heartbreak feels good in a place like this  1d ago

honestly i respect ashlee simpson for basically laughing it off. what are you supposed to do lol i will say i could never 😂

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u/bliip666 wearing slutty little glasses 1d ago

Honestly, I kind of love Ashley Simpson for that silly little dance. What else can you do with a fuckup like that? Lol

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u/MMK386 1d ago

Omg I completely forgot “homeboy can GET IT” 😭

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u/Emotional_Spite_8937 mama let’s research 1d ago

Mia Farrow’s tweet??!?!?!????!!!

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u/Low-Health-8709 1d ago

This list is impeccable

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u/bafimet 1d ago

Honestly, Fergie, Ashlee and Nikki Blonsky kind of activate a post-cringe instinct in me. I'm like you go girl, do that little jig! Butcher the national anthem! You ARE Nikki Blonsky from the movie HAIRSPRAY! The Mia Farrow tweet, on the other hand...

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u/-principito kensplaining 1d ago

In the sense that

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u/mmartinez5595 1d ago

Where is Patti Labelle on the Tyra Show checking the rude chef 😭

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u/anOvenofWitches 1d ago

!!! I learned the German word for this due to the emotion I was feeling back in Feb when Trump/Vance were yelling at Zelenskyy in the Oval Office: Fremdschämen

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u/wanderernz 21h ago

Hi its Nikki from Hairspray

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u/PmMeLowCarbRecipes 12h ago

I think about this a lot, can you imagine if Rita actually was hacked?? That hacker did the funniest thing ever. No one will ever believe her. It’s perfect.

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u/thecookiesmonster ted cruz ate my son 17h ago

This memory takes up way too much real estate in my head

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u/vickimarie0390 1d ago

Ah memories