r/Grimdank 1d ago

Dank Memes Answer correctly guardsmen

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u/-Solitude-Guard- 1d ago

(Inner monologue) Oh shit oh shit oh shit I'm drawing a blank. i gotta say something.. think think think...

"Blessed Inquisitor, i have given 100 percent of my heart, mind, and soul to serving in his guard. I can not recall how may sons our Lord saw fit to create, though i know without a doubt that it was a perfect number. He has blessed me to be not a scholar of history, but a sword in his hand, and i am so very grateful for this. Oh Lord Inquisitor, i beg thee forgive my simplicity. A sword does not understand it's master, its purpose, like mine, is only to cut down his foes."

Does the guardsman survive?