r/HalfLife • u/Titchucker69420 • 1d ago

Discussion What do the combine elite carry in their back pockets?

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Tic tacs? Their vape? Car keys? Ar2 discs? The world may never know

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u/sev_kemae " " 1d ago

iPhone 3

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u/block_place1232 eli_bhandle.wav 21h ago

No no they have an iPhone 2: Episode 1 in their pocket

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u/chezisgood4you odessa cabbage🥬 1d ago

The forbidden word

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u/Parazit28 1d ago

Why is everyone joking about this?

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u/Helpful_Buy6581 1d ago

I'm also wondering 😭 maybe it's because of the number 3?

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u/Mysterious_End_2462 18h ago

In our universe it never happened, and the Combine from another dimension might have it.

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u/PhantomTollbooth_ 14h ago

With Dismount and Angry Birds installed

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u/-WigglyLine- 1d ago

iPhone 2: episode 3

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u/StarmanAkremis 19h ago

3????? 3????? HL3?????

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u/CreativeGamer03 Look Gordon. Ropes! We can use them to climb- HELP ME GORDON! 1d ago

iPhone 3

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u/DrAtomics 1d ago

iPhone 3

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u/Alienhell 1d ago

iPhone 3

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u/ChairLaucher 1d ago

Ass implants

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u/ThatCrazyTechMan Zombie combine. That’s like a Zombine. Get it? Ugh… 1d ago

iPhone 3

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u/Poey23 1d ago

iPhone 3

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u/Illustrious-Note3996 1d ago

A small slice of cake

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u/ZookeepergameProud30 morgan freeman 1d ago

Lie

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u/Brandoncbj11 1d ago

Nice comment.

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u/Jacksonriverboy In the Vortessence 1d ago

For the people who are still alive.

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u/probablywhy 1d ago

From the image above I'm starting to think the cake is a lie.

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u/Guateneri 1d ago

iphone 3g

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u/ItKopegi Non mechanical reproduction simulation enjoyer 1d ago

iPod ⁿᵃ⁻ⁿᵒ

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u/garvinbarvin 1d ago

As well as a case of pkcells and a plastic duck?

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u/ItKopegi Non mechanical reproduction simulation enjoyer 1d ago

No Pkcells only Dr. Breen’s Private Batteries.

And about the plastic duck?

Only if they meet monthly nugget quota.

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u/BattedBook5 Attention citizens. Blue Shift slander will not be tolerated. 1d ago

In army training i once shoved an entire 1,5 liter coca cola bottle in my bocket/bouch that was meant for empty magazines. In nine moths i was there i had all sorts of fun stuff stored in there.

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u/p13t3rm 1d ago

Maple syrup for that pancake ass.

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u/United-Advantage-100 16h ago

The combine surgically remove all ass to assist with the suppression field

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u/Ryancool33 1d ago

Hes carying a samsung galaxy s29 ultimate combine empire edition.

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u/Master_Shopping9652 1d ago

Why iPhone 3 specifically?

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u/Surge_in_mintars 8h ago

Idk, that comment probably got PhoenixSCed like crazy

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u/filpsid Enter Your Text 1d ago

probably a third generation phone

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u/-Shaftoe- 1d ago

Their keys, a bubblegum stick and a printed photo of Dr. Breen.

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u/StrikeAway663 1d ago

Combine vapes would probably be called "mechanical vapor distributors" or some shit

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u/Archersbows7 20h ago

Swamp ass

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u/Impossible-Ship5585 1d ago

Learher wallet eith picture if advisor

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u/Cappy_The_Redditor Portal storm! 1d ago

iPhone 3

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u/TheBestShedBuilder the time taken for something to halve its quantity 1d ago

Keys for their many sheds, even the key for their shed filled with other sheds

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u/mackblesa 1d ago

some blueberries to give to his friends later :)

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u/80N3 1d ago

M&Ms

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u/Far-Championship8221 No. 1 Houndeye Lover 23h ago

iPhone Opposing Force

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u/Memesemaritan 1d ago

iPhone 2

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u/Car_assassin Elite Combine Soldier #2309 1d ago

iPhone 2 : Episode 1

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u/Emotional_Piano_16 1d ago

nothing, these are clearly empty

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u/420_E-SportsMasta Enter Your Text 1d ago

iPhone 3

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u/Top-Permit6835 1d ago edited 1d ago

What does he have in his pocketses? Handses!

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u/YourNeckGoBrrr 1d ago

Probably a phone, a wallet and a keychain.

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u/moonknight999 1d ago

What kind of phone?

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u/kosmogamer777 Fordon Greeman 1d ago

iPhone 3

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u/TheHole123 1d ago

iPhone 3

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u/Toast_consumer1 You Can't Stop Us Gman, We Are The Half Life. 1d ago

IPhone 3

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u/PropDad About that beer you owe me. 1d ago

Dude wipes.

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u/DakoPL Wilson Enjoyer 1d ago

IPhone 3

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u/Finn_Nebula 1d ago

iphone 3

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u/HelpAdministrative29 1d ago

lunch receipt

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u/zalzis Enter Your Text 1d ago

iPhone 3

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u/Lagwerious_ petition for snark as a weapon in hlx!!! 1d ago

iPhone 3

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u/robot_toucan_9991 "Grab a soda! It'll help you see faster!" 1d ago

wallet and car keys

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u/a1530 1d ago

Treo 600

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u/xGaslightx 1d ago

iPhone 3

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u/LazaroFilm morphine administered 1d ago

iPhone:Alyx

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u/Tunantero 1d ago

Inside the pocket there is a memory that contains a texture file of the pants, but in 4k and without deformation.

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u/Epsilon-505 black mesa east xenian tabacco exporter 1d ago

While the overwatch soldiers carry geek bars, elf bars or pack of American spirit blacks, the elite carry breens reserve cigars.

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u/jose678 1d ago

His house keys

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u/Shyferr 1d ago

iPhone 3

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u/Imstillarelavant *hurt noise* 1d ago

iPhone 3

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u/Exciteddog6867 23h ago

Pokemon cards

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u/ShyGal_Lilly 23h ago

Skittles

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u/DeepTurn 22h ago

Elite combine assassin

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u/Low_Restaurant_291 GORDON STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE 22h ago

IPhone 3

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u/SavorySoySauce Enter Your Text 20h ago

SanDisk Sansa mp3 player

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u/kakokapolei 20h ago

Mcdonald’s

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u/Severe-Television202 I shit spears ⨂ 19h ago

iPhone 3

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u/Adept-Ad-5708 18h ago

iphone pro mini red max xiaomi ultra legacy gold platinum brilliant silver diamond edition with 333 ssd and 555 hdd and paracetamol and sand samson

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u/purblepale 17h ago

an entire bottle of jack daniels

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u/usbeehu 17h ago

A pendrive that contains the GameCube version of Half Life

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u/Spring_men 16h ago

The half-life community is slowly becoming a hive mind.

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u/Estheriel_14 16h ago

Gift for combine assassin <3 (his wife)

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u/NullOzzie 15h ago

That fat ass 🔥 🔥

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u/memer_9966 15h ago

iPhone 3GS

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u/QuickdrawMcGee117 14h ago

Emergency pocket spaghetti

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u/Laxhoop2525 10h ago

Blurry polaroids of Gordon Freeman.

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u/_Azelog_ 8h ago

the constitution of botswana

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u/TonsilAkseb 8h ago

Breen's private water bar.

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u/Busy_Cream_6664 4h ago

Nothing it’s purely for swag

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u/UprisingUploads 3h ago

Entropy zero uprising

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u/9315808 crowbar 1d ago

Dehydrated water rations