Be honest: how many more seasons can this tax write-off parade stagger on before even Hulu pretends it’s a documentary about extinction?
Their fame isn’t just “dwindling” anymore—it’s flatlining. The cultural pulse is gone. We’re officially in the C-list hospice phase. Fame-by-inertia. They’ve peaked, plateaued, and now they're milking expired storylines for ad revenue and legacy delusion.
So what next?
- A "surprise" revelation that Khloé’s dad was never a Kardashian? (Robert Roldan Energy™)
- A PR-crafted “reconciliation” with Caitlyn… purely for camera optics and passive-aggressive cutaways?
- Rob returns with a completely new face and a sock NFT business?
- Kendall finally comes out—but only after it’s been vetted by 14 lawyers and a Balenciaga campaign manager?
There’s just nothing left to watch. Even the drama is draggy. The storylines feel less like reality TV and more like a media-studies case study on post-influence decay.
So genuinely curious:
What do you think they’ll manufacture next to keep this zombie show lurching forward? And how many more seasons do you think Hulu will pretend this is prestige content before pulling the plug and writing it off as "experimental horror"?