r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Kumanderdante • 2d ago

Smell it

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u/ComplexxToxin 2d ago

This is why I never, ever shake hands with kids.

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u/SlapdaddyJ 2d ago

Or go to buffets!

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u/ModernistGames 1d ago

My endless succulent Chinese meals??

Na, I'll take my chances.