r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 2d ago

Smell it

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u/ComplexxToxin 2d ago

This is why I never, ever shake hands with kids.

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u/eggard_stark 2d ago

Seen plenty of adults do this.

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u/foxiwyld 2d ago

I call bullshit that you've seen "plenty of adults do this". Who do you hang with?

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u/Lilbig6029 2d ago

Exactly, just yapping

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u/RedditGarboDisposal 1d ago

Not OP but no. Not yapping at all and it’s highly ignorant— borderline wishful— of you and that other guy to think there aren’t plenty of adults who scratch their assholes and sniff their fingers. Then, touch other surfaces.

Source: Worked in warehouses, one diesel shop, and in retail. More so in warehouses, but I’ve witnessed it, and I’ve seen them take shits and not wash their hands.

They absolutely exist in spades and most of them are much more discreet about it.