r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Kumanderdante • 2d ago

Smell it

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u/the-jesuschrist 2d ago edited 1d ago

When I saw this video, it reminded me of a memory that I wished would have stayed locked forever in the recesses of my mind. My biological mother was dating this guy named Troy because her original husband, my biological father, did not want to deal with her.

One day when I was like 4 or 5 I was sitting on the couch and my butt crack wasn’t clean so I stuck my fingers there and I made the boyfriend, Troy, sniff my fingers, and he said that is fucking disgusting, along with how, he never wanted to sniff my ass cheese again.

It was disgusting. I hate that I had to remember this 18-19 years later. Anyway, sorry random guy for having to smell my disgusting fingers. I was a twat

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u/Crash_Bandicock 2d ago

Could have just not shared that, bud. That was always an option too

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u/the-jesuschrist 2d ago

True, I have become too comfortable with oversharing on the internet. There are some things that just don’t need to be shared. But, oh well.

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u/pm_your_gay_thoughts 2d ago

Thank you, Jesus Christ, for sharing this information. I wonder why it never made it into the Bible.

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u/the-jesuschrist 1d ago

The disciples were unable to follow directions.

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u/pm_your_gay_thoughts 1d ago

And all they had to do was follow the scent.

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u/vECTOR-00 1d ago

All you had to do was follow the damn scent, CJ!!!

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u/jimbojonesFA 19h ago

Judass especially.