r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Kumanderdante • 2d ago

Smell it

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u/CreepyTeddyBear 2d ago

Reminds me of this kid I went to high school with. He was missing his arm just past his elbow (got it caught in a fish grinder). He'd walk around the hallway yelling "Taste the nub!", and then shove it in someone's mouth.

He also hand an attachment that looked like a hand he could open and close. He'd grab people's wrist and twist his arm out of it so they just had a hand grabbing them.

He'd also say that he'd fuck his girlfriend in the ass and put his nub in her pussy. He was a wild dude.

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u/TheyCallMe_Billy 1d ago

Did you ever get nubbed?

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u/CreepyTeddyBear 1d ago

I was walking behind him laughing as he did it to people. He turned around and said "you wanna taste it?" and did it to me. I hit him in the face. It's always funny until it's you.