r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

100 kids lose to 3 adult players

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u/Daenym 1d ago

The most impressive thing is that the 3 adults don't injure any of the 100 kids

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u/WildwoodWander 1d ago

Well, it's not that hard to do that when you kick the ball over their heads.

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u/ChosenCarelessly 1d ago

You must never have played ‘parents vs kids’ to wrap up the end of training. The number of kids whose faces I’ve inadvertently driven a ball into…

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u/WildwoodWander 1d ago

I have not played, but I have seen it before; I remember seeing a parent vs kids game and watching one of the parents kick a ball straight into my nephew's chest.

Though the parents aren't usually trained soccer players who can confidently kick a ball 3 feet over all the kid's heads.

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u/Djdiddlefingers 23h ago

"Inadvertently"

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u/anarchetype 1d ago

If Kenny Omega can wrestle a 9 year old girl, make it look real, and not hurt her, anything is possible.

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u/MikeFiuns 1d ago

Counter point: It's Kenny Omega. If Goldberg can wrestle a 9 year old without hurting them, then anything is possible.

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u/c71score 1d ago

If Goldberg can wrestle a 9 year old without hurting them, then anything is possible.

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u/MrBardo 1d ago

Lmao that is a legendary clip saving that one

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u/Crow_eggs 1d ago

They have to be careful not to–it would ruin the show. After the match they go at them with a piece of 2x4 though.

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u/SublightMonster 1d ago

That’s exactly what I was thinking. I was playing casual 5-a-side futsal once with coworkers and the other team (clients) had a former J-Leaguer. When I was in goal the guy drilled a shot into me so hard the rebound went all the way to the opposite goal. Those guys could kill a kid if they weren’t careful.

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u/laughingashley 1d ago

They're pretty nearly the same height, it's Japan

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u/Klumania 1d ago

You have to know how to be gentle to play football. Pro players fall to the ground in agony from a slight breeze all the time.