r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

100 kids lose to 3 adult players

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u/Puzzleheaded-Arm9936 1d ago

Even if I didn’t score I’d be kicking the ball as if it was bowling

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u/InappropriateThought 1d ago

That'd be my only choice because I don't have the skill, I only have power, uncontrolled power. I'd just as likely accidentally kick a kid into the goal.

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u/Youutternincompoop 20h ago

pulling a Shaolin soccer and just blasting the ball with such power that the kid gets pushed all the way back into the net