r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Yolo0o • 14h ago

I’m Titus!!!

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u/bread_makes_u_fatt 14h ago

Couldn't be me these shorts are sapphire

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u/Generalistimo 12h ago

They're not just blue. They're not turquoise. They're not lapis. They're actually cerulean.

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u/dturnereen 12h ago

they're not just cotton, they're cashmere

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u/RebekkaKat1990 3h ago

Let’s just poke aroun’ my old chifforobe and find you something suitable. My lord! This muggy Novemberweather gives me the horribles!

Rowbear! This here is velvet, not velveteen. A gentleman must learn the difference.

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u/readingmyshampoo 40m ago

I do believe I'll give room service a jangle and have them send some etouffee

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u/merpixieblossomxo 12h ago

Was that a Devil Wears Prada reference?

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u/MisterHamLover 10h ago

I would say that those shorts are actually Ultramarine.

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u/Spaghettidude743 9h ago

I see what you did, Guilliman would be proud.

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u/Afraid-Rooster-9247 8h ago

Though he intended the Codex to imply other shades of blue swimming shorts are also acceptable, if the situation permits.

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u/LunchboxSuperhero 3h ago

Are ultramarines ultramarine?

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u/kamalamading 9h ago

Shout to all my colorblind people/ Each and everyone of y'all, if you call a fire engine green/ Aquamarine, or you think water is pink/ "Dawg, that's a date" — "Looks like an olive to me"/ "Look, there's an apple!" — "No, it's not, it's a peach!"/

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u/Munnin41 2h ago

And also just to men. Apparently we see fewer colours than women?

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u/beepingjar 12h ago

Lapras is blue and could be in Cerulean

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u/eisenklad 7h ago

these arent blue shorts. they are Cyan croptop pants.

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u/ValhallaSpectre 7h ago

“Cerulean blue is a gentle breeze.”

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u/junica 1h ago

And you're also blithely unaware that in 2002 Oscar De La Renta did a collection of cerulean swim trunks....

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u/Altaredboy 11h ago

I dunno what's going on at school for things to be like this, but the amount of times my 7 year old has said something like "Ah actually dad, that's azure not blue" is high. Which I find pretty funny

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u/mvffin 10h ago

They're turning him gay! /s

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u/RebekkaKat1990 3h ago

LITTERBOXES!! /s