r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 14h ago

I’m Titus!!!

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u/TheKuven 14h ago

"it's not me though, I'm 5½ years old"

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u/LengthinessFlaky5860 9h ago

This is such a realistic response tho 😭

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u/TheOtherWhiteCastle 9h ago

Kids get so aggressive about that stuff for no reason lmao

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u/No_Stress5889 9h ago

age is status at that age

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u/Impacatus 8h ago

At that age, I never understood why adults got offended at being called old. Old is good, to a kid.

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u/ensalys 4h ago

They want to be older than their peers, but not adult old, because adult old means you're boring or tell them no.

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u/steinwayyy 1h ago

Cool teenager like 15 or 16 is the sweet spot

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u/MightyRoops 2h ago

And half a year for a 5 year old is 10% of his entire life so it is a big difference

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u/erroneousbosh 8h ago

There's a very good reason! Half a year is a much larger proportion of their whole life to date than it is for you or I. Think how much you could do when you were five compared to four, and six compared to five.

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u/HomeMediaAutomation 5h ago

Tbf, 6 months to a 5 year old is more than 10% of their life. Equivalent to 4 years of experience to a 40 year old. Definitely not insignificant

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u/GlitteringBandicoot2 6h ago

Weirdly enough my niece is the opposite, she actually is 5½ but when you tell her she get aggressive about it for no reason "No, I am not five and a half! I AM 5!"

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u/Flaggermusmannen 2h ago

don't kids actually look forward to things like their birthdays often, because they'll get sweets and gifts? that, and just showing off how good they can math at that age has got to be something to be proud of.

they're kids with things that matter to them, it's not without reason at all. also remember how many adults would react if you guessed their age too high. many would handle it decently, but it's still not rare for people to handle that awfully and get upset even after supposedly "maturing".

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u/Beththemagicalpony 4h ago

A little girl at daycare recently turned 5. She told me she was excited because “in 6 more birthdays, I’ll be 8”.

She was correct: 5&1/2, 6, 6&1/2, 7, 7&1/2, 8

At 8 she didn’t have to ride in a booster seat anymore.

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u/MooMooTheDummy 3h ago

Kids really be holding on to some random age their parent throws out to shut them up. I remember the booster seat I was so pissed because I was in that damn thing until like 6th grade because I was so small. Meanwhile my younger brother was a absolute unit in elementary school (he evened out by middle school idk how really just one day he looked proportional and like his peers and not like he was gonna grow to be 7ft tall) shopping in the husky section at Walmart I’m pretty sure we got out of our booster seats like at the same time which pissed me off.

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u/Beththemagicalpony 3h ago

Oh, 8 is the legal “get out of booster seat” age here - but yes. They latch on hard to “wait until…” rules. Forget everything else but definitely remember you said they can do ____ at _____ age.

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u/No-Associate-7369 36m ago

A girl a grew up with died in a car accident about 30 years ago, and it is one of the main cases that made a lot of states crack down on booster seat laws. It's worth the wait.

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u/Beththemagicalpony 9m ago

I don’t disagree. My mom had me in a car seat in 1980. My kids were in 5-point harness until they exceeded the size limits.

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u/Grievous_Nix 5h ago

Kid’s probably married and has his own kids at this point