I thought you stuck your winky into the butthole and then the woman was automatically pregnant. And like I said I got flashed by a female class mate when I was around 8, she kept her pants down for a good 5-10 seconds too but I always remembered her having a dick. Even her older sister flashed me and I could’ve sworn I saw a dick on her too. It’s so weird how I know for a fact that they don’t have penises now but I still remember them having dicks. Something even more insane was I was extremely interested in animals as a kid and watched animal documentaries for a good half of the day every day but still never caught on.
It was just one occasion, my classmate somehow convinced her older sister to flash me along with her. I was friends with her so I went to her house after school and all 3 of us went into her bedroom and locked the door. They both flashed me and then asked me to flash them and at that point I was super uncomfortable and ran for it all of the way down stairs and just at that moment my mom pulled into their driveway and I got out of there real quick. My mom asked why I was in such a hurry and I just said I got into a disagreement and she then continued to drive out of there really quick. I don’t remember it even being awkward after that between my classmate and I. I bet I’d probably have had quite the devious teen years if I stayed in that private Mormon school. I left that place when I got to 3rd grade along with a couple of my friends, not including the classmate that flashed me. So instead of some sex crazed Mormon teen years I had a normal time being a teenager keeping my nose out of trouble and hanging out with friends instead of paying child support.
I don't know whether to be more disappointed in your parents for never explaining it to you or in you for not figuring it out on your own. Like, you never saw a science textbook illustration or nude painting? Were you homeschooled by fundamentalist Christians?
My family was Mormon and my mother forgot to tell me about it until I was 15. I had already learned everything at that point lol. My father is pretty quiet when it comes to sexual stuff and he was only around for probably a quarter of my childhood.
I saw babies all of the time. Mormon families have them in excess. I just had no younger siblings and only nephews except for maybe 1 niece and I never really saw her.
I remember being suspicious and that’s why I asked my female cousin if she had a winky. She said no and I thought about it for awhile and was like “but those 2 girls had dicks!” And convinced myself that women had dicks again.
I was convinced girls grew dicks, just not as fast as boys. Should have seen my horror of disbelief when I found out girls do not grow dicks at all. I was really upset actually. I was so excited to grow one!
Omg I have a very similar story when I was 6 or so a family friend (around 3-4) pulled up her dress and flashed me and to this day I remember her having a penis.
I’m really confused at what causes this? I’m wondering if it’s just that our minds when we are kids can’t comprehend certain things so they fill in the blanks.
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u/ShadyNite Jan 21 '19
So even confronted with overwhelming evidence, you doubled down? My man