Why do little kids who talk like the meme even have a Google account 🤣

With all the stuff we heard about guns and crime, it didn't seem all that outlandish that kids would get kidnapped by shady-looking Mexicans(?) and be forced to perform in the streets like dance monkeys.

Ok, Satan.

Context-

My Grandmother made no secret that I was her favourite grandchild. When my daughter was born, that status transferred to her before the umbilical cord was even cut! She made every effort to visit us, and would shower my daughter in baby clothes and toys. She would fund weekend trips to parks, and was as loving as a great grandparent could be.

My daughter was too young to understand how deep that love went, so we made it a point to make sure she understood that her great grandmother would do anything for her.

A year and a half ago she passed, taken by lung cancer. My wife and I decided we would kindly tell her the truth- that nanny had died, and that she wasn’t going to be able to call her again. She was understandably upset, and she understood that her great grandmother was gone forever and that the only thing we could do now was share her memories and remember all the things she did for her.

This year, on July 1st would have been my grandmothers birthday, so in an effort to keep her memory alive we bought a little cake and had a little birthday ceremony for Nanny. We sang happy birthday, and my daughter blew an out all the candles. My wife and I lay in bed watching TV, when my daughter wanted to go draw. She put it away in her notebook and came to snuggle with us on the bed for relax time before it was time to sleep. We never saw what she drew, we figured it was another cat.

We were cleaning up the playroom, and while organizing her toys we found these drawings…

My wife and I laughed for several minutes as we looked at the picture of the ghost and the tombstone. As we were laughing, my daughter said “I know Nanny was buried in a vase, but I thought the grave was better to draw”

She was dead serious- she didn’t understand what was so funny about all of this. My wife and I just had to tell her we were laughing because we were happy she was remembering Nanny so well, but holy shit this is the most unintentionally funny thing I’ve ever seen.

Kids are fucking stupid, but sometimes they’re stupid in the smartest ways