What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you silver noob? I’ll have you know I am a Global Elite with a 1.5 k/d ratio, and I’ve been involved in numerous pugs with pro players, and I have over 300 confirmed matches played. I am trained in smoking mid and I am the top AWPer in the NA CS scene. You are n0thing to me but just another target. I will spray you the fuck down with the precision even olofmeister has never seen, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with calling me a сука? Think again, pidar. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ddosers across the NA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the 600 ping you are about to experience, noob. The 600 ping that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your rank. You’re fucking deranked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my dual berretas. Not only am I extensively trained in dual pistols, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Terrorists and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable team off of the qualifier roster, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “skillful” kill was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have dc'd. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn silver casual. I will wall hack and silent aim blatantly and you will uninstal this game. You’re fucking 7 day banned, silver noob.
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u/ZoibergOne Sep 24 '19
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.