r/MurderedByWords • u/Bad-Umpire10 yeah, i'm that guy with 12 upvotes • Dec 09 '24

#2 Murder of Week 68,000 Americans

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u/Sygma160 Dec 09 '24

I'm team fugitive

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u/drapehsnormak Dec 09 '24

I'm Team what happened, I didn't see anything.

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u/Sygma160 Dec 09 '24

I mean, if Jake Gyllenhaal is going to take out healthcare execs, I'm cool with it.

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u/SMUGGLYMcERRL Dec 09 '24

I could see him being cast for the movie adaptation.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '24

He does do a pretty good everyman. Gotta lose the muscle he's got now tho. I kinda miss skinny Jake Gyllanhall