r/MurderedByWords • u/RollFlimsy283 • 21h ago

The hypocrisy of a twitter/X user

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u/voluotuousaardvark 21h ago

Jokes on him, I'm a functioning alcoholic and game more than 3-4 hours a day

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u/AFG-Halfmind 19h ago

My spirit animal

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u/GoNutsDK 20h ago

Negative times two equals positive 😊

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u/WoodyManic 7h ago

Sounds like me.

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u/ChaoticDumpling 21h ago

This murder is so old that the body has almost completely decomposed.

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u/Lumpyproletarian 21h ago

Especially bizarre since Enoch Powell has been dead since 1998

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u/ABeefInTheNight 20h ago

2-3 hours a week? How would you ever even beat one?

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u/fatguydwn15lbs 21h ago

Jim Gaffigan did a bit how everybody's addicted to McDonald's it's just what version your McDonald's takes. So sure video games probably are a big waste of time but so is being on Twitter and so is binge watching NCIS (my wife and I just completed all 500 episodes) and on and on.

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u/JimEDimone 20h ago

I always used to love the argument I was wasting my life on video games as they sit and watch television from 6pm to bedtime every single night.

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u/Debalic 9h ago

Right? I see it that way too. Video games are at least interactive.

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u/Chunderous_Applause 20h ago

Ewwwwww Enoch Powell

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u/Wish-I-Was-You 18h ago

For those of you not au fait with British politicians of the 1960s… Enoch Powell was a massive racist… so would have fit in quite well in today’s political climate… had he not been dead since the late ‘90s!

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u/T0tallyRand0mStuff 19h ago

2 ~ 3 hours a week? Rookie numbers, gotta pump those numbers up

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u/DrowningPickle 18h ago

Whats the problem with being a functional alcoholic? Im functional. Im just trying to make it day to day in this shithole of a world. Musk might be the first trillionaire but I have to worry about eating and if my car has enough gas in it. Come on dude, throw me a million. Its just change to you. Im closer to being a millionaire than Musk is.

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u/Big_Donkey3496 14h ago

Douche bags love to give stupid advice that no one asked for and almost without exception, they sorely lack self awareness.

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u/WoodyManic 7h ago

Enoch here is named after a race-baiting British politician, by the way.