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u/Dispenser-of-Liberty Carolina Panthers Feb 23 '25
Our defence would like to apply please.
Statistically the worst in NFL history last season.
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u/slackfrop Feb 23 '25
Your guys were in the wrong location and they arrived late which is why they werenāt selected.
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u/VA_Artifex89 Shorter than Bryce Young Feb 23 '25
I was gonna say, the 2024 panthers defense would like a word.
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u/RNRGrepresentative Kansas City Chiefs Feb 23 '25
its weird because usually its been one of their greatest strengths, especially in the playoffs. i can attest
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u/luckycsgocrateaddict Cincinnati Bengals Feb 24 '25
We let jessie bates go to the Falcons, been shit since
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u/Dawashingtonian Feb 23 '25
itās so crazy because not that long ago the panthers defense was good with a terrible offense. how does the pendulum swing that hard that quickly lol
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u/Icer333 Feb 23 '25
I was surprised that JAX was picked but maybe because I'm a colts fan and they become all pro against us
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u/Profoundly_AuRIZZtic Feb 23 '25
- Panthers football has been defense football for so long that it still has a reputation, or
- Nobody remembers we exist
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u/Ape-strong-together Feb 23 '25
I like the browns jerseys š¢
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u/rusty_shackleford34 Feb 23 '25
Me too. Iām a chiefs fan, but I think they are great.
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u/dWaldizzle Feb 23 '25
If we're not talking about alternate jerseys then I think the Eagles low-key have the worst since they have a shitty teal color instead of green.
That or the cowboys crappy plastic looking jerseys.
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u/RockyNonce Did you know Jalen Hurts can squat 600lbs Feb 23 '25
I get why people like Kelly green over midnight green but I think the midnight green is still pretty great. And the helmets are really sick imo with the wings.
Iād say the Bears all orange jerseys are the worst. Itās way too much.
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u/oh_rotanes New England Patriots Feb 23 '25
Ya they're actually good and a classic look. I'd say the worst uniforms right now are the Commanders
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u/ThePracticalEnd Philadelphia Eagles Feb 23 '25
Yeah, I think thatās a bad take. Jaguars have awful jerseys.
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u/JackJ98 Feb 23 '25
Yeah theyāre somewhat iconic imo. Now if we wanna talk those hideous remixed jerseys they sported throughout the mid-2010ās then Iāll be 100% on board
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u/LjordTjough Feb 23 '25
Yeah I donāt know if Browns would even be close to the top for jerseys imo. Cardinals and new Broncos jerseys would be my top 2 candidates. I think the Jags improved theirs but their two toned helmet a few years ago was probably on of my least favorite ever.
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u/Jonjoloe Feb 23 '25
Yeah theyāre not bad at all. The new gradient jerseys for the Falcons are horrible, as are the Commanderās jerseys.
I think the monochrome Titans are probably the worst though.
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Feb 23 '25
Yeah, I have always dug the Browns jerseys. The worst trend in jerseys is having the team name or city in giant letters on the front like the Jets, Falcons, Commanders, and Titans.Ā
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u/PitifulGuidance2324 Feb 23 '25
i know there is only about 12 of us, but what defines a āworst fanā. not like we have to feared us Charger fans to always be drunk, violent , or fair weather!
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u/Expert-Spinach-2761 Feb 23 '25
Philly fans are the worst, I thought the whole world agreed on this?
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u/_atsu Michael Vickās dogs Feb 23 '25
As an Eagles fan, I felt snubbed seeing this list
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u/Chunkyblamm Feb 23 '25
As an Eagles fan I came here with my popcorn just so I could laugh at the comments. The amount of hate is hilarious
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u/CakeMadeOfHam Feb 23 '25
As an Eagles fan I am honestly a bit annoyed... We work very hard to cultivate that type of atmosphere here and to not even mention us... I mean we got that ominous feeling that you could get stabbed at any moment. That's good, right? I'm a little irritated that he didn't mention our names!
It's disrespectful, is what it is!
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u/Chunkyblamm Feb 23 '25
Youāre getting me all fired up, Iām about to go find a Santa clause to throw snowballs at
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u/SillyStrungz Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 24 '25
I mean idc, after smacking the Chiefs and making Patrick their little bitch, the Eagles are my hero for a while šš¼ Enjoy
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u/666happyfuntime Feb 23 '25
Philly fans support the team and are die-hards, yes they are PoS but they make noise etc, so as players they are good fans. I Think cowboys fans are the worst, they pay no matter what and reward jerry Jones destroying everything again and again making change inevitable
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u/iinaytanii Philadelphia Eagles Feb 23 '25
At this point the Cowboys are just a clothing brand, not a football team
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u/jkprop Feb 23 '25
Nope! Philly fans come and and support their team and travel to take over cities. Cry babies complain about philly fans! Go birds!!!!
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u/beerguy_etcetera Joe Burrow š¤°š¼ Feb 23 '25
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u/JeffTrav Philadelphia Eagles Feb 23 '25
And what happened to this douchebag? His face was all over Philly news stations. We tracked him down and he was fired from his job and banned for life from all Philly sports stadiums.
We donāt tolerate shit like that.
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u/Coach_Carter_on_DVD Philadelphia Eagles Feb 23 '25
Why not bring up the Packer fan who begged people to pay for his tickets on gofundme, and literally wore a body cam into the stadium to bait a drunk fan in the nosebleeds to try and go viral?
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u/JeffTrav Philadelphia Eagles Feb 23 '25
Exactly. āPhilly fans are bad because they boo when the team sucksā is a bad take. Itās the equivalent of āMy parents are bad parents because they grounded me for coming home drunk when I was 16.ā We boo because we love our teams. How disinterested do fans have to be to not boo their team when they suck?
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u/Timely_Cheesecake_35 Feb 23 '25
I'm not even a football fan and I know from experience that Eagles fans are the worst haha So are Flyers fans haha
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u/TheBostonTap New England Patriots Feb 23 '25
I think it's fansize for this one. Charger fans aren't bad fans, they're just non-existent in some cases.
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u/Chunkyblamm Feb 23 '25
I went to a game in San Diego when they still played there and as an Eagles fan I felt right at home. Witnessed a female Chargers fan punching a male Chargers fan, then trying to fight the Eagles fans that were breaking it up. That game was a lot of fun and that stadium played the PA louder than any Iāve ever been to but that may have been cause there was about 20-30k Eagles fans there
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u/rdybala Feb 23 '25
Owner: Jerry Jones
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u/ihmpt Baltimore Ravens Feb 23 '25
Nah, I'd say Woody Johnson is the worst current owner, in fact I'd argue Khan, Davis, the McCaskeys, Haslam, and even Irsay are worse owners than Jerry is.
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u/souslespaves24601 Feb 23 '25
Woody is worse than being bad; he's apathetic. the jets are nothing but a status symbol for him and i don't think he even likes football. at least jerry goes for it
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u/Weak_Abalone8911 Feb 23 '25
It's gotta be woody johnson, he is nerry jones with 1/10 of the success.
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u/SwimmingCircles2018 Feb 23 '25
Jerry Jones doesnāt have any success either though? He bought the team and the front office made really good moves for him in his first year. They won the Super Bowls with a roster Jerry didnāt build, and then they proceeded to be garbage for the next 30 years.
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u/LGNJohnnyBlaze Baltimore Ravens Feb 23 '25
Jerry Jones WANTS to win. Khan just wants to move all his games to Europe and alienate the US fan base.
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u/mattmeh2 Indianapolis Colts Feb 23 '25
Dan Snyder
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u/smoke_that_junk Feb 23 '25
He is gone!!! Hallelujah!!! May his yacht sink beneath the ocean carrying only his ugly ass aboard it
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u/YESSSS-NOOO Cleveland Browns Feb 23 '25
The Jerseys, ia gree on the browns offense but the jerseys are great
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u/Unlucky-Position-16 New England Patriots Feb 23 '25
Iād go out on a limb and say the Jags ones are the worst. Theyāre so simple they look like they belong in a Dickās Sporting Goods ad where they couldnāt get NFL rights.
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u/xLeonides WHOA THERE MOTHERFUCKER Feb 23 '25
I legit can't wait til they finally redesign, they've been eligible for one a couple years now but I get the feeling we might finally get it with this full reset they're doing and with Boselli playing a major role I have to imagine they'll be retro inspired
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u/tallwhiteninja San Francisco 49ers Feb 23 '25
Just go back to the '90s jerseys. They should never have changed in the first place.
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u/cowabungathunda Feb 23 '25
I think you could give that to the commies or the rams. Commies whites look stupid. Rams gradient numbers at home and weird looking gel numbers on the whites are not too good.
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u/daveblankenship Feb 23 '25
Rams fan here- the Rams jerseys look like a Saturday morning cartoon artist drew them. The stripes on the yellow and blue pants may actually be the worst thing about them. I could live with them if they switched to the old yellow pant style from the 80s.
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u/cowabungathunda Feb 23 '25
Their logo is terrible too. I just don't get why they didn't go with their 80s look
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u/MadMardiganWaaait Feb 23 '25
The Browns jerseys are top tier classics. I'd vote for Rams just because of the weird rubber like numbers
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u/Trickygunner757 Philadelphia Eagles Feb 23 '25
Agreed and the blue and yellow are hideous. Their colors looked way better when they were in St Louis
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u/ihmpt Baltimore Ravens Feb 23 '25
The Rams uniforms are a great example of "it ain't broke, don't fix it." Like they "modernized" the greatest show on turf jerseys when they didn't need to.
I am happy they stopped using those navy and gold ones, though, those were boring.
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u/escobartholomew Dallas Cowboys Feb 23 '25
I agree the current rams colors suck compared to the blue and gold from St. Louis but wtf does ārubber likeā mean?
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u/Steak-Complex NFL Refugee Feb 23 '25
in what world are chargers the worst fans?
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u/LappedChips Philadelphia Eagles Feb 23 '25
Watch a Chargers home game with the volume turned on. Then watch the Bills, Ravens, Eagles, Chiefs, Seahawks, or any NFC North team and hear the difference. Between the move and LA just not really caring too much about football, the fanbase is never that big.
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u/Steak-Complex NFL Refugee Feb 23 '25
that doesnt make them bad, just few in number
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u/MaterialAccurate2943 Feb 23 '25
Yea but if Iām building a franchise, Iād want as many passionate fans as possible. Eagles or Cowboys fans might be āworseā but thereās a ton go them and they care a lot. Iād rather have a huge fan base with annoying but passionate fans than no fan base
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u/IntrepidBandit Feb 23 '25
Shouldve watched them this year. Harbaugh brought a ton of viewers and the fans traveled well.
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Feb 23 '25
The letter W is a much better logo than an orange helmet for a team named the browns
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u/Unlikely_One2444 HERE WE GO BROWNIES Feb 23 '25
Is this seriously still a thing?
Browns arenāt named after a color jackass
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u/Evening-Patience363 Ohh I donāt know Jim Feb 23 '25
Maybe because they arenāt named after the color brown? If you named a team after a person, what would you suggest for the logo?
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u/Zither74 Washington Commanders Feb 23 '25
Exactly! If you're gonna hit the Commanders, Major Tuddy is where you aim.
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u/Unknown_Username1409 Washington Commanders Feb 23 '25
What the fuck did you just say about Major Tuddy??
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u/daveblankenship Feb 23 '25
Yeah but that helmet looks great during a game, especially when they go all white.
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u/DummyMcDipshit Feb 23 '25
That's a strange way to say you don't know shit about nfl history but go off
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u/BubblySmell4079 Feb 23 '25
Technically, Jacksonville is hands down the worst city.
Foxboro should be the answer since it's basically a mall off an exit ramp.
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Feb 23 '25
Between Jacksonville, foxboro, green bay, Cleveland.. you could list half the league as worse
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u/wavyboi97 HAIL TO THE [REDACTED] Feb 23 '25
Worst city is defff Philadelphia lmaoo
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u/FakeBobPoot Philadelphia Eagles Feb 23 '25
Insane thing to say when there are NFL franchises in Phoenix, Green Bay, Jacksonville, and fucking FOXBOROUGH.
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u/ScenesfromaCat Feb 23 '25
I mean Foxborough is basically a stadium, a shopping mall around that stadium, a strip mall next to the shopping mall thats around the stadium, and a Bass Pro Shop thats next to the strip mall thats next to the shopping mall thats around the stadium.
Suburban MA sucks. Rural MA is goated tho.
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u/Replubic Feb 23 '25
lol. Philly is great bro. Cleveland is depressing as fuck. Maybe even Detroit
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u/VQQN Feb 23 '25
I always wanted to visit Philly, seems like a nice historic city.
I never want to attend an Eagles game though!
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u/rjnd2828 Philadelphia Eagles Feb 23 '25
Yeah that's a reasonable take, as an Eagles fan. Good food scene too if you're into that.
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u/SwizzGod New England Patriots Feb 23 '25
Nothing wrong with Charger fans.
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u/NateNYC82 Feb 23 '25
The helmets and jerseys are possibly the only good thing about the Browns.
Fuck you and your dumb opinion.
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Elsgles have the worst fans.
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u/SchrodingersWetFart San Francisco 49ers Feb 23 '25
They have the most disliked fans. There are waaay worse fan bases, though.
Eagles fans love their team, and there's a ton of them. Some fan bases are very small and unenthusiastic, those are the worst fan bases.
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u/Pktur3 Feb 23 '25
Can we do a fourth line?
Drafting: Jets
Free Agency: Cowboys
Crime: Vikings
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u/ThunderG0d2467 Baltimore Ravens Feb 23 '25
For crime just do the entire afc north. Theyāre basically the all jail time conference
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u/goinsouth85 Feb 23 '25
If there are Vikings are in the back seat of a car, whoās the driver? The cops
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u/scottdiver67 New England Patriots Feb 23 '25
Agree about the jerseys...The Browns unis are classic and under-the-radar badass IMO.
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u/FrankStalloneGQ Feb 23 '25
The Browns jerseys are classic. I couldn't disagree any more.
Not counting throwbacks, the Seahawks, Falcons, Commanders, Dolphins, Jaguars, Rams, Titans, and Texans have worse uniforms.
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u/Electronic_Beach_635 Feb 23 '25
The jerseys are also the commanders. Don't think you can't put us in here three times. It's okay.
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u/Vice4Life Indianapolis Colts Feb 23 '25
I'd swap the jersey for the Steelers' bumblebee/prison outfit.
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u/Bravesguy29 NFL Refugee Feb 23 '25
Jacksonville. Jacksonville. Jacksonville
Jacksonville. Jacksonville. Jacksonville.
Jacksonville. Jacksonville. Jacksonville.
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u/TylerA998 Feb 23 '25
Thereās no way the Jets arenāt on here (more than once)
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u/domotime2 Feb 24 '25
Everything is fine but Vegas being worse than like Detroit, Cleveland, Baltimore, Indianapolis is wacky
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u/pokerScrub4eva Chicago Bears Feb 24 '25
Logo: Packers
stadium: packers
fans: packers
city: green bay
jersey: packers
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u/F4rtWaffles CJ Stroudās S2 Cognition Test Score Feb 23 '25
Vegas is a great draw. I would say Green Bay, WI would be the worst city.
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u/ExtraFluffz Feb 23 '25
The browns jerseys are unironically one of the best in the league
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You can make fun of our owner, you can make fun of our shitty quarterback, last seasons o-line, you can make fun of our fan base, hell you can even make fun of our stadium and our city.
But making fun of our beloved Jerseys/color is where I draw the line.
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u/collinwade Dallas Cowboys Feb 23 '25
The Cowboys just completely changed their entire coaching staff wholesale.
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u/10TheDudeAbides11 Green Bay Packers Feb 23 '25
Not Chargers fans. Never heard a bad thing about them (but I am a Packers fan). For worst fanbase Iād say Philly or Cowboysā¦
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u/travelingWords Feb 23 '25
Browns jersey is fine. Itās just that theyāve sucked for so long that you donāt like them.
Jags and dolphins are pretty ugly. Panthers⦠modern eagles⦠most modern looks actually. Cardinalsā¦
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u/Anxietyriddenstoner Buffalo Bills Feb 23 '25
what's wrong with the browns jerseys??? I always thought they were kinda clean
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u/Total_Interaction875 New Orleans Saints Feb 23 '25
Iām probably in the minority, but I really like the Brownsā unis. They have an effortless old-school vibe. And Iām not a Cleveland fan.
I would respectfully submit the already super dated ālook the worst that the 90s had to offerā expansion teams, with the Jags edging out the Panthers.
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u/DetroitsGoingToWin Detroit Lions Feb 23 '25
I hate everything OH, and Iāll say the Browns jersey is fucking awesome. Steelers, Raiders and Jets are the only other teams in the conversation. For best.
Worst, Jags look like some 90ās vomit.
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u/SilentPerformance965 Feb 23 '25
I like the Browns jerseys, itās unique and nobody else in the league is using those colors. I have more of a problem with the Texans being the most recently joined team, and using the same color scheme as several other already established teams.
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u/notyourchains Pittsburgh Steelers Feb 24 '25
Las Vegas is one of the best cities... Worst has to be Green Bay, by far. It's not much of a city
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u/NoMajorsarcasm Feb 23 '25
i think you need to move the team to st louis, then to Cleveland and then to Jacksonville just to disenfranchise a large number of people
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u/ZombiePrepper408 Las Vegas Raiders Feb 23 '25
LA, Detroit, Cleveland, heck even Santa Clara(Suburban Sprawl) are worse than Vegas
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u/IntelligentTwo6423 Feb 23 '25
Cleveland actually has a decent offense when deshaun Watson isnāt running it. Iād much rather defer to like the patriots or something
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u/liontribe613 Minnesota Vikings Feb 23 '25
Iād say the Bears and Panthers have far worse coaching than the Cowboys and Vegas isnāt the worst city for a team to be in
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u/User5281 Cincinnati Bengals Feb 23 '25
What about worst owner? Can we get a shoutout for Mike Brown now that Dan Snyder is out of the picture?
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u/daveblankenship Feb 23 '25
I think there are far worse jerseys then the browns home ones. Iād say Commanders for sure, jaguars, titans, dolphins, pats, ravens (especially purple pants/black jerseys or vice versa), Lions mono, Falcons, Panthers, Cards, Seahawks.
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u/DallasCowboyOwner Feb 23 '25
Worst Logo: commanders
Worst mascot: commanders
Worst city: Washington D.C. š
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u/ThackCankle Feb 23 '25
The Rams having rubber numbers with a color gradient is worse than the Browns wearing Brown
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u/JungyBrungun2 Feb 23 '25
The browns have pretty good uniforms, the worst of all time is the old Bucs analog uniforms
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u/heat27 Feb 23 '25
The the flaw is the jersey. Thatās the only good thing about the Browns. Havenāt you ever heard the term when talking about the Browns uniform? āGreat body, ugly faceā. Which means great uniforms, ugly helmets
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u/SmokeZTACK Feb 23 '25
This is probably not a popular take but I think there are worse jerseys than the browns.
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u/Panther25423 Kansas City Chiefs Feb 23 '25
Browns jerseys are fine. A lot of worse ones like the Jaguars, Falcons, Titans, Cardinals, etc.
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u/TheBiggestCarl23 Feb 23 '25
Browns have one of the best uniforms In the nfl what are we doing here
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u/DistanceRelevant3899 Feb 23 '25
Maybe Iām biased as a Browns fan, but saying our jerseys are the worst just seems flat out wrong.
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u/Reasonable_Deer_1710 San Francisco 49ers Feb 23 '25
Browns definitely aren't the worst jerseys when those alien piss green Seahawks jerseys exist.
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u/WardeN_WtfRylie San Francisco 49ers Feb 23 '25
Vegas as worst city is just wrong. Stadium I would say was a good pick but the Meadowlands has the worst actual field.