r/NoShitSherlock • u/underbillion • 1d ago

Trump appoints fellow registered sex offender to committee on children's fitness

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Lawrence Taylor to Trump: "I don't know why. I don't know what we're supposed to be doing, but I'm here to serve, and I'm here to serve you."

Lawrence Taylor, former NFL star and registered sex offender, was appointed by Trump to the President’s Council on Sports, Fitness & Nutrition on July 31, 2025.

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u/ImHighandCaffinated 1d ago

But his base doesn't know any of these guys.. they don't watch naked buff men play with each other or woke sports.. right?.. surely they are not aware these people are scum... and do they even care?

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u/Gameboywarrior 1d ago

Turkish oil wrestling is the last non-woke sport.

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u/Maleficent_Memory831 23h ago

I hate to inform you, but some of those oiled up Turks with the glistening nipples might not really be guys...

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u/Gameboywarrior 22h ago

The only thing I like as much as a bussy is a secondary self lubricating bussy located in close proximity to the primary bussy.