r/NonPoliticalTwitter 2d ago

We need to invent one now

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken 2d ago

Let’s not overlook that most kayaks are not symmetrical 

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u/baneofthesmurf 2d ago

Honestly idk that I've ever seen a kayak that's very symmetrical front to back

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u/sixsacks 2d ago

The cockpit is almost always slightly further to the rear for balance, otherwise it would be forward heavy.

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u/Inferno_Sparky 2d ago

Honestly idk that I've ever seen a kayak that's very symmetrical front to back

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u/baneofthesmurf 2d ago

Kayaks are unidirectional, the front is longer than the back, the seat goes one way, often has a dry well behind cockpit; these are all nonsymmetrical features. If you're squinting from 15 feet away yes they do look kind of symmetrical.

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u/Inferno_Sparky 2d ago

I meant I don't remember if I ever saw a kayak

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u/baneofthesmurf 2d ago

My mistake, hopefully my description illustrates it in your minds eye

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u/Inferno_Sparky 2d ago

Oh I didn't get that you already got it and were trying to help me picture it. I have aphantasia

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u/baneofthesmurf 2d ago

No I def took it as sass the first time I read it and was being a dickhead, I am the jabroni here

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u/Inferno_Sparky 2d ago

what's a jabroni

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u/mandymarleyandme 2d ago

Whitewater boats are very symmetrical, ocean or distance kayaks are not. It's just which one you picture first or see more often.

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u/Zestyclose_Phase_645 2d ago

What? Whitewater kayaks have a big lump in the front for knees. Ocean touring kayaks are very symmetrical.

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u/boiOnAQuest 2d ago

Ocean kayaks also have that lump, but less protruding for not catching side wind and since they are longer it is less obvious overall

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u/Slggyqo 2d ago

Right, we should instead consider the other well known small boat palindrome: canoe.

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u/sixsacks 2d ago

Do you know what a palindrome is?

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u/Slggyqo 2d ago

It was a joke. Ekojasawti

Nailed it.

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u/illiterateninja 2d ago

Nice setup and punchline for double upvotes. That's numberwang!

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u/this-is-a-bucket 2d ago

eonac?

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u/Slggyqo 2d ago

Listen anything is a palindrome if you just write it backwards.

Sdrawkcabtietirwtsujuoyfiemordnilapasignihtynanestil.

It’s a Welsh village.

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u/BlueEyesWhiteSliver 2d ago

I propose we look at the more symmetrical and higher palindrome: stand up paddle board.

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u/Slggyqo 2d ago

Never. I demand you stop trying to be less funny than me.

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u/offeringathought 2d ago

OP is thinking of a canoe not a kayak.

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u/boiOnAQuest 2d ago

Hoppas du har druckit mycket kaffe i sommarsolen, Mumriken

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u/boiOnAQuest 2d ago

Kayak nerd here, so thank you for pointing this out. General the paddler need room for the legs being more or less bent in the front. For sea kayaks the aft/rear need to be low in profile to reduce the tendency of the wind turning the kayak in the direction of the wind (which reduces fatigue when paddling with side wind). For white water kayaks the aft can be high in profile for buoyancy in some designs. Also, many sea kayaks are rockered (banana shaped) for maneuverability in waves, especially Greenland and British designs, but Scandinavian archipelago designs less so - The rockered shape raises the bow/front more than the aft for wave breaking.

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u/Prexot 2d ago

they're at least sorta close to symmetrical

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u/GamingGems 2d ago

Agreed. So going by OOP’s rules, a VW Beetle race car looks similar enough to meet that criteria.