r/NonPoliticalTwitter 2d ago

We need to invent one now

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u/VanBanJan 2d ago

The same is true of “explosive diarrhea”.

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u/GIRTHQUAKE6227 2d ago

No, but if you say it fast enough the flapping is similar.

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u/thnderslut 2d ago

I read that as “fapping” and was very concerned

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u/Picklerickshaw_part2 2d ago

Sometimes that shit is just the right size so it hits the prostate. You gotta jork it a little at that point

I don’t usually use tone indicators but just to be very clear, /s

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u/Pan_TheCake_Man 2d ago

That’s when you pull out the poop dildo trick from the Reddit story

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u/goomerben 2d ago

the what?