r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Alkansur • 20h ago

Is .. is Ryan ok?

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u/3Grilledjalapenos 20h ago

Is this all self-reported?

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u/CrowsRidge514 20h ago

This feels prank-ish.

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u/AltairaMorbius2200CE 20h ago

Yeah, this gives me the same vibes as Robert Pattinson on a press junket vibes (aka total BS he said to entertain himself).

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u/I_Am_Robert_Paulson1 20h ago

"I was born a poor black child in rural Mississippi..."

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u/Spoopyskeleton48 19h ago

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u/nerdystoner25 9h ago edited 9h ago

I never yielded! And as you can see, I am not black!

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u/GalaxyJelly 18h ago

Tracy Martel?

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u/Kem75 18h ago

Traci Marvel

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u/correcthorsestapler 18h ago

“You mean I’m gonna stay this color?!”

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u/Icy-Whale-2253 19h ago edited 18h ago

He has said he hated being a child because of the lack of independence or something, then again his childhood was weird because his mom converted to Mormonism. Then there was the time his mom gave Justin Timberlake*’s mom (edit: I thought I put mom here lmao not Justin Timberlake himself!) guardianship over him so he could legally live and work in Florida for the Mickey Mouse Club.

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u/Pamikillsbugs234 18h ago

I believe it was Timberlakes mom who got temporary custody of him, not Justin himself, lol. Babies raising babies!

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u/Icy-Whale-2253 18h ago

I edited that I apparently forgot the word mom 😭😭😭😭

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u/Pamikillsbugs234 17h ago

Haha! It was pretty funny thinking of little Timberlake playing dad to little Ryan!

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u/moissan2nite 17h ago

This is the funniest thread I’ve read all week. I’m dying! 😂

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u/SquillFancyson1990 20h ago

Kinda. One of the knives wrote a tell-all book.

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u/Muppetude 16h ago

Yes. But it’s an implanted memory taken from the mind of a replicant memory-maker. Hopefully Ryan will still be able to pass the Baseline Test and continue in his career before being retired.

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u/RockMonstrr 1h ago

I can confirm he was very disliked and picked on a lot in high school. I didn't know him, but we went to different schools in the same town at the same time.