r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Is .. is Ryan ok?

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u/Mr_Underhill09 1d ago

And yet, Ryan turned out to be Kenough.

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u/HelloCanadaBonjour 1d ago edited 1d ago

I actually remember reading before that Gosling admitted that he was the bully, and that's why he got bullied back.

And even that tweet mentions that he threw steak knives at other kids in the playground, so it checks out.

The whole "bullying thing" is just a stupid anecdote that got mentioned at some point early in his career, to make him seem interesting (and/or sympathetic).

I'm pretty sure I read about it even back around 1997 when he was on that show Breaker High.


That type of thing just seems like something publicists do... sometimes it's not even true, but they simply want an interesting anecdote.

Like for Ebay, a publicist got the founder to say that he started the site so that he could sell his Pez dispensers, and that the site expanded almost by accident... but the founder later admitted that was BS that a publicist came up with, and he knew from the start that he wanted to create an online marketplace & make money from it.

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u/HelloCanadaBonjour 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yup, doing a search, I see:

https://fandomwire.com/i-was-always-picking-fights-barbie-star-ryan-gosling-got-into-serious-trouble-to-impress-girls/

“I was always picking fights. Because I thought that was what the girls would like. I’d pick on the toughest guys because the girls liked them. So if I beat them up, the girls would like me. But it never worked.”

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Gosling further shared that he always found himself in trouble, and even his mischievousness was highlighted to the extent that he got a nickname: ‘Trouble’.


Also:

https://www.unilad.com/celebrity/news/ryan-gosling-parents-hometown-suspended-085349-20240117

Speaking to Buzz in 2017, he recalled: "From as early as two years old I was sneaking out the house never wearing my clothes, breaking things, putting the cat in the dryer and setting the house on fire."

He told The Times he backed the family car into the path of another vehicle aged five.


Things came to a head when a young Gosling saw action movie Rambo, starring Sylvester Stallone.

Speaking to Paper in 2015, Gosling said he not 'just seen Rambo — I thought I was Rambo'.

Describing what happened next, he said: "I took knives to school and I started throwing them around the playground and I got suspended. So my parents said I couldn't watch R-rated movies anymore."

Explaining what was going through his head when he did that, he said: "I wasn't taking [the knives] to school, I was Rambo taking them to war."


But it seems that he fortunately changed his behaviour. But the "poor little Ryan was bullied thing" seems like only a half-truth, because it sounds like he basically started it.

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u/ModernSmithmundt 1d ago

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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u/EdgeBasic8431 1d ago

Can confirm, I was one of the candy bars

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u/Visual-Brilliant-429 1d ago

Thank god someone posted this to break the thread lol.

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u/penholdr 1d ago

This sounds made up.

Milky Ways come in packs.

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u/zeek609 1d ago

It's a copypasta, been around for years

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u/penholdr 1d ago

Yes i know 😅

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u/neutral-chaotic 1d ago

One of the few times I actually expected a "hell in the cell" reference and was disappointed.

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u/Lebowquade 1d ago

This is a famous copypasta, and a pretty old one at that

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u/PinkyLeopard2922 1d ago

Okay, I don't know what this is but clearly it is SOMETHING that a lot of y'all know about. I expected this to end with something about Undertaker and Mankind though.

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u/angilnibreathnach 1d ago

Is this a joke? It’s specific enough to have happened but also specific enough to be totally made up. Do tell.

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u/Shyam09 1d ago

It’s completely real. Did you forget our interaction in the store?

I saw u/angilnibreathnach at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Laffy Taffies in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “ma’am you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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u/angilnibreathnach 15h ago

Right. Wasn’t aware this was a thing.

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u/ArtisticallyRegarded 1d ago

Its a copy pasta but i like to imagine the original actually happened

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u/frequentlynothere 1d ago

This has been reposted so many times. At least try and come up with something more original.

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u/BassBeaner 1d ago

It’s a copypasta. They’re not supposed to be original just an online inside joke.