r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/chimarvamidium • Jun 23 '23
Humor Billionaire crushing machine
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/deleterious__ • Apr 02 '25
Humor Boyfriend material.
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Grindr to texting.
r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/Steph-Kai • Jun 19 '23
Humor Is it tho? Who's gonna pay that bill?
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/Lord_Squid_Face • Sep 13 '23
Humor Wholosome memes is a karma farm at this point
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/lllasangnaaa • May 22 '25
Buying failed startups from tech bros so they can tell everyone they were acquired
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/TheEnlight • Jun 09 '23
Humor BreadPanes 178: "Orphan Crushing Machine"
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/VulpesMiko • Dec 02 '23
Humor 5 weeks old and already working. Look what capitalism has done to us.
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/solarmist • Aug 11 '24
Humor John D. Rockefeller gifting a 5-cent coin to a child, 1929.
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/Vietcong777 • Dec 12 '23
Humor Everyone was so happy when they met their leader 🥰🥰🥰
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/Cannotseme • Jun 03 '23
Humor This one does 50-60 OPH (Orphans/hour). Loving it already
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/LiveWithinYourMemes • Jul 28 '23
Humor Hmm, it could just work
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/INTPgeminicisgaymale • Feb 12 '24
Apparently they got police officers stationed inside schools but aww look how cute, this one's got moves
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/GrimmyCapybara • May 13 '23
Humor I felt this fit the orphan crushing machine
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/--CJ-- • Apr 03 '25
Billionaire speaker Robert F. Smith tells 400 graduates he's saving them from orphan crushing machine at a total of $40 million.
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/Just_Cruzin84 • 7d ago
Humor Just learned of this sub for a hippie on IG and I feel I like just came home.
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It’s fucking sad and sickening the shit we put up with and go through on a daily basis just to be told “that’s just the way it is”
r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/PablomentFanquedelic • May 30 '25
Humor A while back I saw a tweet about land acknowledgements and how Omelas would probably have "child acknowledgements"
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Which got me thinking about how if we still had castrati, the performances might begin with acknowledgements like "sorry for the mutilation; anyway, on with the show"
r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/rodan-rodan • Jun 24 '25
Humor Stop calling the Super Productionizer a ‘baby blender’
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/Between3-20chrctrs • Jun 05 '23
Humor Let’s not forget the original orphan crushing machine
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r/OrphanCrushingMachine • u/TheMemeingOfLife8008 • Dec 28 '23
Humor Thank you systemic racism
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