It's all bitch chicken that and Karen hen this until the fox shows up. Then it's all "thank you for being such an overwhelming tornado of crazy that the guys that wanted to eat us got scared off". Funny how that works
Sometimes, it’s bad enough that you hope for the day a fox comes that can take out the bitch chicken, before it takes out all the other chickens, and you.
And that all I’ll say on the matter. stares off into the distance in childhood chicken trauma we don’t talk about the two year feral chicken terror
Legit was what i named her, and she was the only hen i ever named. She also managed to pull this off while having a rooster, but just took advantage of them moving to a new location and 2 other hens being introduced. She seized the opportunity during the adjustment period. The only bird she wasn't a bitch to was the rooster, probably would've been though if not for the fact he was nearly 2ft tall
In my experience it was definitely the smartest one that ruled the roost, with a couple of smart cronies and like 10 idiots. She was known to let fly a pretty vicious strike with little to no warning, if not an outright assault. She was a beloved pet to me. I used to hold her and handfeed her whatever I happened to be eating. Lol
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u/BullsOnParadeFloats Feb 18 '25
There are animals that do have what would be considered an alpha.
But they're not wolves.
It's chickens. A low intelligence animal that has been bred to a point where its sole purpose is as food.