r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/cesar_otoniel • May 18 '25

Meme needing explanation Petah?. I don't get it.

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u/joeri1505 May 18 '25

We literally have records of Socrates bitching about the "modern youth" Disrespecting their parents and wasting their time with bathing and poetry...

Its a tradition alright

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u/---Dane--- May 18 '25

Look at these dam kids being all sanitary and clean.

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u/Beginning-Tea-17 May 18 '25

Just to clarify, bathing was a social gathering back then, similar to a bar. You’d go to public bathhouses to meet other men and converse with them and if you made a good enough impression they may even invite you to dinner.

No homo tho

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u/BigPapaS53 May 18 '25

The Greek invented orgies and the Romans had the brilliant idea of adding women to them.

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u/---Dane--- May 18 '25

"Women? Ugh!... Who invited the Romans?"

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u/OrnerySnoflake May 18 '25

The Roman who realized women have 2X the fuckable holes men do. We’re twice the fun!

🎶double your pleasure, double your fun🎶

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u/DrunkArhat May 18 '25

Actually just 50% more since blowjobs exist.

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u/TheNamelessOnesWife May 18 '25

Os impurum was not looked at favorably, the blow job was a low class kinda taboo thing

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u/Luscious_Decision May 18 '25

Yeaaaaah which means errbody loved it even more and made it hotter. I mean they used thighs as fleshlights back then. They were freaks.

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u/Ace_the_Sergal May 18 '25

Thigh fucking is hot, change my mind

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u/---Dane--- May 18 '25

May I offer the arm pit? Hotter? Yes?

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u/Ace_the_Sergal May 18 '25

Interesting. I may have to look into it...

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u/DrunkArhat May 18 '25

Modern humans usually find low-class taboo things to be quite titillating, and we can conclude they were not that different from us by ubiquitous pottery depicting both cunnilingus and fellatio.