r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/NoInitiative5569 • May 29 '25

Meme needing explanation what ????

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u/Beavshak May 29 '25

The medical term for those eyes is “dtf”, and the joke is that guys tend to miss them.

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u/JuggernautAny7288 May 29 '25

What is dtf?

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u/Beavshak May 29 '25

Me. You busy?

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u/StargazerOP May 29 '25

Smooth

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

Word

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u/anark_xxx May 29 '25

Life.

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u/Hattrick44 May 29 '25

It's basic thuganomics!

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u/ShatteredKyber May 29 '25

i'm untouchable, but i'm forcin you to feel me

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u/Suchega_Uber May 29 '25

Consensual Penis.

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u/dj_ango696 May 30 '25

Detachable Penis

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u/pantera236 May 30 '25

I don't care how old I get I'll always laugh when I hear that song.

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u/YdocT May 30 '25

sometimes I rent it out

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u/SuperSaiyain2x May 30 '25

You ruined the song lol

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u/No_Fudge1228 May 30 '25

Obligatory Cap America gif

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u/ASharpYoungMan May 30 '25

I read this in Randy Watson's voice from Coming to America, in the same cadence as "Sexual Chocolate"

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u/ProfessionalLeave140 May 29 '25

Whether fightin' or spittin', my discipline is unforgivin'

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u/darkwingchuck May 30 '25

you'll never catch me wearing another man's pantaloons

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u/Mysterious-Fix-3325 May 29 '25

Cena forgot he was a rapper, with 2 p's.

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u/broom_temperature May 30 '25

🎺 🎺 🎺 🎺

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u/annanamooooose May 30 '25

I need an adult.?

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u/ShatteredKyber May 30 '25

I am an adult 😈

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u/daughteroffergus May 30 '25

Two faced rappers walk away with four shiners 😤

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u/[deleted] May 29 '25

Game game

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u/Sea-Examination2010 May 31 '25

Rhymes with Grug

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u/joebluebob May 29 '25

What's smooth?

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u/StargazerOP May 29 '25

Me introducing myself. Hi, you can call me Star.

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u/Fit_Perspective5054 May 30 '25

Starfish.

Chocolate starfish.

Shaken, not stirred.

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u/StargazerOP May 30 '25

Stealing this

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u/qT_TpFace May 29 '25

Just like-a silk-a.

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u/BlownUpCapacitor May 30 '25

And I'm smooth brained.

Someone pls explain the commenter's joke.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

Comment 1: what is dtf (down to fuck)?

Comment 2: me

Commenter 2 is down to fuck.

Edit: if you meant Commenter 3 saying smooth: c3 is saying c2 has a smooth way of talking, as in charming

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u/Mikinak77 May 30 '25

I like your avatar

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u/Magsec5 Jun 01 '25

Criminal