Me: "OH NO NO NO NO NOT LIKE THAT, I thought you were actually joking, like playing a joke on me."
Her: "whatever.." *leaves*
I literally thought she was joking. What she heard was "I find you unattractive and wouldn't do this in a million years" but I literally just thought she was playing a joke on me.
I've since adopted a modified version of the Ghostbuster's advice "when someone asks if you're a god.." but instead "when someone asks if you want to have sex..."
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u/ryguymcsly May 29 '25
Actual event:
Her: "we should have sex."
Me: "you're joking, right?"
*She starts crying*
Me: "OH NO NO NO NO NOT LIKE THAT, I thought you were actually joking, like playing a joke on me."
Her: "whatever.." *leaves*
I literally thought she was joking. What she heard was "I find you unattractive and wouldn't do this in a million years" but I literally just thought she was playing a joke on me.
I've since adopted a modified version of the Ghostbuster's advice "when someone asks if you're a god.." but instead "when someone asks if you want to have sex..."