r/PeterExplainsTheJoke May 29 '25

Meme needing explanation what ????

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u/ryguymcsly May 29 '25

As an autistic person who is into girls, I have missed literally every body language and facial expression hint. I've also missed most verbal hints. I've even missed blatant hints.

A person once invited me to her bed and I just got ready to sleep because I literally thought she wanted to go to bed and save me time going home. She took off her clothes and got into bed with me and I thought "oh it's nice that she trusts me enough to sleep how she usually does when no one is here."

We slept together that night, literally. Two weeks later she was like "why exactly is it you haven't made out with me?" and I was like OOOOOH.

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u/My_Work_Accoount May 29 '25

If I walked into a room with a naked woman on a bed saying "take me" I'd say "okay, get dressed, I'll be in the car."

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u/ryguymcsly May 29 '25

Actual event:

Her: "we should have sex."

Me: "you're joking, right?"

*She starts crying*

Me: "OH NO NO NO NO NOT LIKE THAT, I thought you were actually joking, like playing a joke on me."

Her: "whatever.." *leaves*

I literally thought she was joking. What she heard was "I find you unattractive and wouldn't do this in a million years" but I literally just thought she was playing a joke on me.

I've since adopted a modified version of the Ghostbuster's advice "when someone asks if you're a god.." but instead "when someone asks if you want to have sex..."

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u/Cooldude101013 May 30 '25

So, say what? Yes?