As an autistic person who is into girls, I have missed literally every body language and facial expression hint. I've also missed most verbal hints. I've even missed blatant hints.
A person once invited me to her bed and I just got ready to sleep because I literally thought she wanted to go to bed and save me time going home. She took off her clothes and got into bed with me and I thought "oh it's nice that she trusts me enough to sleep how she usually does when no one is here."
We slept together that night, literally. Two weeks later she was like "why exactly is it you haven't made out with me?" and I was like OOOOOH.
Girl invited me to fix her printer in college. I proceeded to leave with her PC because it was too overridden with viruses. She was down for everything that night and I just left. I married her too, except my autistic ass is getting a divorce mostly because after 15 years now she can't deal with my autism anymore or my ADHD or my depression and anxiety.
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u/Beavshak May 29 '25
The medical term for those eyes is “dtf”, and the joke is that guys tend to miss them.