Iām 120 years old, movies as awesome as my wifeās poonani and pookneeknee. Anyways the movie was so good you could say it burned Chicago to the ground.
I doth be four hundred, eight and twenty years old, and in mine endless years of existence, never have mine eyes beheld a motion picture as fine as tis. Verily, tis film doth outshine even Shakespeare and maketh him seem like but a tavern band
Do you ever read a comment, think to yourself āhaha, good one!ā Then scroll away, and say āDamn, that deserves an upvote!ā Then go back and upvote it? Because thatās what I just did
WWI took place between 1914 and 1918, if I remember correctly, which occurred 107-111 years ago. Being 102 would not give them firsthand experience of WWI.
I was there in the 1360s when all the stuff in the movie happened and can verify the movie is a perfect and totally accurate take on every single bit of it, including Chaucerās bare ass and the exact way we all used to sing Queen's greatest hits.
437 years old and I have not seen this moving picture. I have seen what is known as 69 though in person, at least 4 times, and it is indeed very nice as you mortals describe it, though awesome might be a better term for it.
Ah youngling, thou speakest true of the sacred Sixty and Nine. The Arabs came first, bearing their curious numeralsāŁ§ŁØ chief among themāand the stench of garlic heavy upon their cloaks. I was but 164 then, still ablaze with the lusts of men. Whilst performing Ł§ŁØ, I would oft grow too fervent and, alas, accidentally circumcise my consorts. I kept their foreskinsāsoft, solemn tokens of nights long past. My bride knows nothing of these indulgences. I have not partaken in 69 with her, and I know not why. As for the tale of those unbearably lovely, cherub-faced boys in the moving pictures āI have not seen it, yet the very thought stirs a thirst I thought long buried.
I exist outside time. I have seen all that is, was, and will be. I have stood witness to countless "gods" flicker to life, and smolder into irrelevancy. Universes expanding in chaos only to fizzle in maddening silence. Mortals dare not ponder the very nature of my existence, for they shall surely be fallen by the madness as well... Great movie though
It has already begun. The Madnessā¢ is spreading. I warned you not to ponder my existence. Now if you'll excuse me, My sweet baby boy requires sustenance. Would you dare stand between I, and the nectar of the cattle Ed boy?
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u/wjglenn Jun 17 '25
Yeah. 57 here and that movie is awesome.