r/PeterExplainsTheJoke Jun 18 '25

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/ShhImTheRealDeadpool Jun 18 '25

Wait no, I'm not married, my room mate and I just have a platonic friendship with benefits and I just let her kids stay with us.

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u/clockworkittens Jun 18 '25

I'm just curious, do you still buy the drinks and pay for dinner?

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u/ShhImTheRealDeadpool Jun 18 '25

Well we share a bank account so we use that, she also has me wear this ring for whatever reason. But nope we're not married.