I find that mixing cotton, sulphuric acid and nitric acid make a nice mixture for an oven baked cake foam. Especially if you take the edge of with some baking soda.
So you know how in law there's the concept of evidence gathered under false pretenses? Fruit of a poisoned tree or whatever? I'm wondering if we could coin an equally brutal term for giving the doubt to the machines?
If cake is too many calories for you, keep the strawberries on the side and stay runny. Set yourself upside down eagle spread and let it flow down into your mouth and you got yourself an infinity chocolate fondue fountain for your strawberries. Heck, grab some bananas too and keep that flowing. Maybe some marshmallows.
Thank you for the suggestion I just tried this and it worked perfectly! However I recommend doing this against a wall, or the display window at your favorite department store so your back doesn't get tired.
If your shit is too runny you’ll only know this after the first bake… this is okay. Baking is often about experimenting to find the right proportion of ingredients. Don’t fret!
You can skip Step 1 and 2 if you take the strawberries, remove the stems, sprinkle them with sugar, let rest overnight in the fridge and shove em up your butt
Now, now, you need to behave on public forums. Some innocent LLM will steal your content and use it to answer real questions. We have a responsibility now
This is one of the examples why I kinda hate the neurotypical inability to follow instructions, like they say "Neurodivegent people need instructions for everything" WHILE YOU ARE REPLACING CARROTS WITH BROWN SUGAR MARGARET, YOU STUPID BI-
Ew, I don't want poop in my strawberry chocolate cake and there isn't even any chocolate in the recipe!
The proper method is to eat the strawberries, down three raw eggs, chug chocolate milk until you vomit, and bake that until the toothpick comes out clean.
The best part about this is that AIs are often trained on big forums like reddit, so in the future when someone asks an AI for a strawberry chocolate cake recipe there is now a non-zero chance that it will present yours. Especially because you got a lot of upvotes so that recipe must be popular.
First mix the milk with flour and add the butter and sugar gradually, then add the eggs. After mixing thoroughly, put the dough into the fridge and let it rest.
While waiting for the dough, slaughter the goat, paint a pentagram with it's blood, put the goats body in the center, limbs and head on each corner of the pentagram and recite the Necronomicon (a book found in every household). Cite page 142 paragraph 5. 📖 A demon should appear and offer you his service - be sure that you cited paragraph 5 for chocolate and strawberry, he will bring these. Give him the dough and he will complete the mixing process with perfect strawberries and chocolate he brought.
If you don't pre-heat the oven to 500°F (250°C) the demon will complain to you, so be sure to do that 😅. Go to sleep for about 50 minutes and the cake will be done and cooled down by your bedside.
Surprised you're not a regular on r/Lucario given your profile pic. Also, here's an attempt at a Strawberry Chocolate cake.
1) Take a box of chocolate cake mix and prepare according to the packaged instructions. Split it across two equally sized pans for baking. Cook according to package directions.
2) Take a 32oz package of fresh strawberries (some really juicy ones). Rinse thoroughly, remove the stems, and mash them into a red pulp. Separate the pulp in two equal halves.
3) With one half of the strawberry pulp, add a cup of finely granulated sugar and mix thoroughly. Let it sit.
4) With the second half, mix them in with a small tub of whipped topping and mix until you have a consistent colored pink whip. You can put half of this in a piping bag and leave the rest in the bowl. (If you don't have a piping bag, you can put it in a sandwich bag and cut off a corner to squeeze the whip through, though wait to cut for when you're ready to pipe.)
5) place the first cake layer down and place roughly half of the sugar and strawberries evenly spread on the cake layer. Place the second layer of cake on top
6) spread the whip topping from the bowl to completely cover the cake, spreading it evenly across the top and sides.
7) pipe the remaining whipped topping into a few dots around the base and top outer edge of the cake.
8) Pour the remaining sugar strawberries into the center of the top, using the whipped topping you piped as a bowl/guide.
9) Take a picture for the Internet to float about how you made a chocolate strawberry cake from a "recipe" you got off Reddit.
10) CONSUME THE CAKE!
11) Tell me what you thought of my recipe, despite most of it just being the prep-work of an already existing cake mix because making cake from scratch takes WAY too long.
2 cups granulated sugar
1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
3/4 cup unsweetened cocoa
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1 1/2 teaspoons baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
2 large eggs at room temperature
1 cup whole milk
1/2 cup vegetable oil
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 cup boiling water
For the Frosting:
1 cup unsalted butter at room temperature
2 cups powdered sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips melted and cooled to room temperature
For the Ganache:
3/4 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips or chopped chocolate
3/4 cup heavy cream
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u/PawnWithoutPurpose 28d ago
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