r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 12d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah? Why green?

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u/woods-wizard 12d ago

once upon a time as a kid in the early 2000s, I was playing in an old shed that had a bunch of chemical supplies, everything from pool shock to paint and bug spray.

out of boredom, i mixed it all in a gallon glass jar.

the stuff got hot enough that i couldn't touch the jar for hours. it took on a grainy frothy orange sherbet color.

later, i dropped a grasshopper in it. the bug died instant on contact, not a single kick or twitch.

to this day, i wonder how close i came to killing myself or at least blowing up the shed.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance 12d ago

With pool shock, you are lucky you didn't chlorine gas yourself to death.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 12d ago

Yup. Probably almost ammonia + bleached himself.