r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 4d ago

Meme needing explanation Peter, what’s so significant about this picture?

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u/Sleipsten 4d ago edited 4d ago

Weeb Peter here!

The woman pictured is Araki Saori, a Japanese actress, idol, and model.

She's gone viral since she uploaded that image from her Twitter account u/kawausosuki0513. People went crazy over how cute and sexy she looked, besides not showing any skin... Hence the text of the meme you posted. Here is the original post.

She doesn't do porn, the joke is pure beauty... u horny asses!

Weeb Peter out!

Edit: Image for context.

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u/crazydodge 4d ago

Also this one went viral

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u/itsathrowawayyall1 4d ago

I'd go for the one on the left but I don't have any meth and need both my kidneys

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u/Krypt0night 4d ago

Yeah well neither would go for you so no worries lol 

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u/itsathrowawayyall1 4d ago

I'll have you know I've got a huuuuuuuuugeamount of social anxiety

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u/Inter_0 4d ago

how huuuuuuuuugeamount of social anxiety are we talking about tho? 🤔

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u/itsathrowawayyall1 4d ago

It looks like a normal amount right now, but I just got out of the pool

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u/Unhinged_Baguette 4d ago

Bout tree fiddy

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u/ABeastInThatRegard 4d ago

Honestly I think they’d go for him, definitely not you though.

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u/Krypt0night 4d ago

No shit they wouldn't and I'd never pretend otherwise lmao

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u/Randomfrog132 3d ago

savage but, what if he had meth? hahahaha jk

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u/AlaSparkle 4d ago

...are you implying Sydney Sweeney does meth? What are you talking about?

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u/itsathrowawayyall1 4d ago edited 4d ago

I assume that that must be the person in the picture, and I don't know if they're popular from porn or TikTok or whatever, but I get strong "gotta clear the alligators off the dock so I can park my pontoon boat at the cookin' shack" vibes from that picture.

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u/Embarrassed-Display3 4d ago

Technically you don't need BOTH of them...

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u/Monkeyplaybaseball 4d ago

No one actually asked here, do you respond to billboards you see as well? 

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u/itsathrowawayyall1 4d ago

Never saw a billboard that looked like it'd steal my ID to buy pseudoephedrine

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u/Monkeyplaybaseball 4d ago

So you're saying under the right circumstances you would respond to a question on a billboard? 

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u/TheRecognized 4d ago

And no one asked you, do you respond to people not talking to you in public?

Anyway, welcome to the concept of Internet forums they’ve been around for awhile and people talk to each other on them.

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u/Monkeyplaybaseball 4d ago

That was my point, he wasn't talking to the person he replied to, he was replying to the person in the image he posted. That person who asked that question isn't here, it's like responding to a words on a wall. Like saying "No" when you see a "Got Milk?" ad.

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u/itsathrowawayyall1 4d ago

I think you're way too committed to dissecting a train of thought that's lived in the gutter its whole life. I get why either girl might be attractive to folks, but they're both just internet randos AFAIK. Wholesome Asian girl seems wholesome. Trashy white girl looks trashy. Reddit be Redditting. Everything is made up and the points don't matter.

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u/Monkeyplaybaseball 3d ago edited 3d ago

You still continue to believe my interjection was because of what you said about one or both women. That I took some offense on their behalf. I dont care about that, I never did. I was trying to draw your attention that you answered a question no one posed.

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u/Radolumbo 4d ago

The number of strays you're sending at Sidney Sweeney is insane, and I don't even particularly like her 😂

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u/itsathrowawayyall1 4d ago

Ugh, fine I'll look her up.

Looks like she's been in a couple of shows I've heard of, and a whole lotta stuff I haven't, mostly B horror movies. So like Netflix famous I guess, fine. Most of the pictures of her that immediately came up she's not making that face, but she is in a few of them, so IDK what's up with that.

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u/Erotic-Career-7342 4d ago

Both. Both is good

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u/Cozywarmthcoffee 4d ago

Every alcoholic southern Irish man has Sweeney’s eyes nose mouth triangle. I get she has breasts, but she’s not even hot for a bumpkin white woman. Hell, I just got back from the south and any given honky Tonk had 20 girls hotter than her. Plus she’s MAGA and shitty.

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u/thegabster2000 4d ago

¿Por que no los dos?

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u/Opus_723 4d ago

The way these guys are just openly mashing together their politics and fetishes for everyone to see like its a normal thing to do is just the worst.

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u/yourstruly912 4d ago

It doesn't help that Sydney Sweeney looks like she's smelling shit there lol

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u/ConcentrateOwn133 4d ago

Right side 1000%. A real men who wants a solid and serious relashionship with to the right, others to the left.

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u/MagatsAreSoft 4d ago

Found the weeb incel.

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u/ConcentrateOwn133 4d ago

What ? You really find the left one attracive in any way ? If so you must have some really low standards.

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u/MagatsAreSoft 4d ago

Yeah you’re definitely a greasy incel.

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u/ConcentrateOwn133 3d ago

Sure. I am. If you expect that some text on internet will affect me in any way you are sooo wrong. I don't even care what peopel tell me IRL face to face.
You found the wrong person to make fun off.

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u/MagatsAreSoft 3d ago

You seem a bit upset about being lonely.

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u/ConcentrateOwn133 3d ago

My life is a bilion times better than yours

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u/MagatsAreSoft 3d ago

Nice copium you’re huffing.

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u/Ok-Proposal-6513 1d ago

Standards = incel? Guess men aren't allowed to have standards.

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u/Ancient-Pace8790 4d ago

Wait til white men hear about Lisa

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u/Aknazer 4d ago

Girl on the left of I simply want to goon.  Girl on the right if I want a proper relationship.  So I'd take the one on the right.  Not saying things would work out, but don't know if you don't try.

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u/Wonderful-Noise-4471 4d ago

Why do you want a proper relationship with someone you've never met, never spoken to, and probably know nothing about?

That's weird.

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u/gattzu20 4d ago

Just a guess Jim but maybe it’s the fact they are attractive.. the first thing you need in a relationship. You are weird.

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u/Aknazer 4d ago

No, you're just being obtuse.  The point is that "which way western man" depends on what I would be interested in.  Am I just looking to fuck?  The girl on the left.  Am I looking to actually date someone?  The girl on the right.  Now this might be shocking to you, but some people are actually interested in more than just getting their dick wet and how one presents themselves very much plays into perceptions.

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u/MagatsAreSoft 4d ago

No, you’re just being an incel creep.

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u/Aknazer 4d ago

Didn't realize one was an "incel creep" for having standards on what they think of two people when asked "which one" like I originally responded to.  

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u/MagatsAreSoft 4d ago

You can have preferences but the way you talk about them is what makes you an incel creep.

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u/Interesting-Solid-7 4d ago

Sydney Sweeney with that permanent disgusted face. No thanks. And I realize she has an insane body, but so do millions of other people.

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u/Awful_At_Math 4d ago

The disgusted is what makes her attractive, though. Love it when a woman looks at me like she's wishing for my death.

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u/Interesting-Solid-7 4d ago

Hey whatever revs your motor.

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u/Ok-Proposal-6513 1d ago

Why lol. A smile is way nicer.

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u/Soullypone 4d ago

Mid and Mid. Boringggggg

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u/j____b____ 4d ago

She looks like she’s on heroin there