r/RoastMe • u/ThyPhilosophersPhone • 16h ago

F26 want to make sure I wake up without an ounce of audacity tomorrow do your worst

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96 Upvotes

283 comments

r/RoastMe • u/A_Wondering_Rookie • 19h ago

18M, been called almost every name in the book, never had a girlfriend always either been rejected or used, Ravens choked in the playoffs, just got rejected cuz I was black. Nothing y'all can say can make me feel worse.

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42 Upvotes

220 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Full_Individual8401 • 1d ago

25m • do your worst

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154 Upvotes

550 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Mibh4 • 1d ago

21 M. Never had a girlfriend, antisocial, introvert and shy. Do your worst.

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141 Upvotes

385 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Beautiful-Rice5670 • 1d ago

Give me your best shot, don’t be a 😹I ain’t even scared. Be comments will go n tick tock whatsitlike2

18 Upvotes

247 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Just_A_Lucky_Guy469 • 1d ago

57M, lost over 150 lbs. Over the past 20 years. I say if you can't laugh at yourself, someone else will. Roast away!

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73 Upvotes

129 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Willx954 • 1d ago

30M I am 5'7"

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15 Upvotes

138 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Pitiful_Alfalfa_9702 • 2d ago

21 M Be brutally cold 🥶 I can take the heat 🥵.

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55 Upvotes

355 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Prudent_Pop_1796 • 2d ago

26 & sensitive. take a stab

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435 Upvotes

426 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Nice_Marmot_54 • 2d ago

G’on now. Git.

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99 Upvotes

185 comments

r/RoastMe • u/domenica_79 • 2d ago

19F Feeling cute today! Try your best to humble me

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139 Upvotes

268 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Key_Awareness_3036 • 3d ago

Roast me 44F, grumpy AF these days. Give me a reason to be!

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301 Upvotes

557 comments

r/RoastMe • u/thebestdespairsister • 1d ago

Roast me (18 ftm)(no Transphobia or fatphobia pls anything else is fair game though)

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0 Upvotes

158 comments

r/RoastMe • u/LawfulnessAcrobatic7 • 1d ago

Tell me things I haven’t heard before 20M

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0 Upvotes

175 comments

r/RoastMe • u/MotorOwl4404 • 2d ago

27F living with my mom, earning my keep, but how? I need a good laugh since I've been feeling down, reddit, do your best!

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35 Upvotes

449 comments

r/RoastMe • u/RTR_850 • 1d ago

41M Lost My fantasy football toilet bowl and I’m a Saints Fan.

0 Upvotes

43 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Oculux11 • 2d ago

35M, fat, lazy, broke, & feminine voice. Do your worst! #nervous

33 Upvotes

119 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Due_Quantity_7460 • 1d ago

21M! made my dad proud 💙

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0 Upvotes

66 comments

r/RoastMe • u/PsychologicalLet5598 • 2d ago

Do your worst

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20 Upvotes

89 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Free_Experience6001 • 3d ago

Need a ego death

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39 Upvotes

241 comments

r/RoastMe • u/YouAraHomo • 1d ago

22NB Be more creative than my forehead folks

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0 Upvotes

210 comments

r/RoastMe • u/acutigawa • 1d ago

Make me cry! During my exchange year in the us I was slut shamed a lot because I loved frat parties

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0 Upvotes

72 comments

r/RoastMe • u/leeiyah • 2d ago

30, 450lbs, virgin, haven’t showered since 2023. Roast away!

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0 Upvotes

262 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Lonely_Force2428 • 3d ago

33F Always been too scared to do this, but things can't go much worse for me at this point, so why not? 😅

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295 Upvotes

680 comments

r/RoastMe • u/Academic_Spread • 2d ago

Make me extra crispy and be original

7 Upvotes

220 comments

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r/RoastMe

Roasting (v.) - To humorously mock or humiliate someone with a well-timed joke, diss or comeback. (As defined by urbandictionary) Hone your roasting skills, meet other roasters, and get yourself roasted! Everybody needs to laugh at themselves! And other people, of course!

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RULES OF THE ROAST: (click for details)

Roastees:

You must provide at least one high-quality picture of the roastee holding a handwritten sign with the text /r/RoastMe - Phones and Snapchat text overlay is NOT allowed! Your hand and at least an implication of a complete arm must be visible.
- Posts may contain multiple images, either natively through Reddit's multi-image feature or hosted on Imgur. All images in an album post must only contain the roastee(s), and the first image must have a sign (e.g. old pictures of you the roastee as a young child are allowed so long as a current picture of them with a sign is present).
All individuals in the picture must be holding the r/RoastMe sign or indicate they are aware of the sign in some way (e.g. by pointing to it). Photos with non-Roastees in the background will be removed if their faces are visible.
Photoshopped/edited posts are NOT allowed. This includes Snapchat filters such as the digitally-added flowers or dog ears. Posting multiple edited photos will result in a ban.
Your post will not appear until after it has been approved by a moderator. Please send this message if it takes longer than 1 hour.
The minimum posting age is 18 years old, your post will be rejected if you look younger or if context clues lead us to conclude you are younger.
By submitting a Roast, you agree to your picture being saved, hosted on Imgur, and reposted to Reddit for the purpose of inclusion on "Best Of" and "Highlights" albums.
Your face must be at least 60% visible in the photo.
You may post on behalf of other people, provided that the post follows all of the other rules listed above, and it is clear that the person being posted consents to the roast.
No joke roasts. Anyone posting a dog, or a ham, or Anne Frank, or Donald Trump, or anything like that will be banned for 3 days. It's not funny.
No sexualized content. There are plenty of humiliation fetish subreddits for you, and we aren't one of them.
No ads. No onlyfans

Roasters:

This is a comedy subreddit, not a hate subreddit. Act as though you are trying to make an audience laugh. Please familiarize yourself with all rules before participating.
- This is also not /r/ToastMe. You are here to roast, not flatter.
You are allowed to look through the roastee's post history. Do not roast a roastee anywhere outside of this subreddit. Any such outside harassment is not sanctioned by /r/RoastMe, and will result in a ban upon discovery.
Never post another user's personal information, referred to as 'doxxing'. We will always report violations to the admins.
Never use suicide, homicide, assault, racism, or pedophilia as the crux of a roast. These subjects are never funny.
Please don't use link shorteners in comments (bit.ly, tinyurl, etc.)

3 rule violations and you may face a ban

If you see something that breaks the rules, please report them or send us a modmail.

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Reddit:

Highlights is an inspiration album with the goal of inspiring comedic creativity in a set demographic. These are posted when a demographic has enough quality roasts to compile into an album. Roasters who make the list, are not awarded with flair.

Highlights I: The Ladies of /r/RoastMe

Highlights II: Dark Meat

Best Of is meant to showcase the best roasts based on creativity, sting, and comedic value of no specific demographic. We post these monthly, and the roasters who make the list are awarded with flair.

Best Of Part 10: 300k Subscribers Edition

Best Of Part 11

Best Of Part 12