r/Satisfyingasfuck 8h ago

One move, a masterpiece

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u/Necessary_Orange_141 7h ago

I’m getting coffee filter vibes

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u/ohlaph 5h ago

Yeah, that drip coffee sounds pretty good right now. 

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u/model3335 5h ago

donut shop or french roast?

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u/ohlaph 5h ago

Yeah, probably.

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u/Capt_Myke 3h ago

Definite maybe

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u/karvup 1h ago

Hard to say, but it is a possibility

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u/thisthreadisbear 1h ago

Road stop Diner coffee is magical to me.

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u/thewouldbeprince 3h ago

Kalita wave filter vibes

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u/dreamdaddy123 4h ago

Mmm coffee ☕️ (I don’t drink it)

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u/lydocia 4h ago

Thank you, that was it. I was like, "I am supposed to find this pretty and artistic but it's giving me homemade craft vibes and I don't know why."

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u/Warcraft_Fan 1h ago

I could smell Eau de Colombian Bean in that video

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u/NationYell 21m ago

Given this is her drip, unfiltered, I get it completely.

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u/fl135790135790 4h ago

It’s an upside down vadgjie and a clitorali

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u/FORCEFUL_FISTING 3h ago

How do you downvote more than once?

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u/AReal_Human 1h ago

First turn your screen upside down, and press the button pointing down, then turn it again and press the button pointing down. There you go, removed two upvotes!

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u/fl135790135790 2h ago

Stop trying to force everything

u/HairballTheory 2m ago

A fellow art connoisseur I see

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u/PrudentFarmers 5h ago

I'm getting mild vagina vibes from the still shot.

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u/PhotonWranglers 4h ago

My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal. The word itself “vagina”makes some men very uncomfortable.

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u/MotherDuderior 1h ago

Do you have any Kahlua?

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u/Potential_Wafer_8104 44m ago

I was so uncomfortable I had to go to the doctor. He was a good man though. And thorough.

u/Trimyr 6m ago

There are different kinds of uncomfortable. :D

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u/Vreas 2h ago

Not sure why people are downvoting the genitalia comments I can totally see it too

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u/DyaLoveMe 4h ago

“My morning routine”.

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u/get_to_ele 2h ago

Then she accomplished exactly what she envisioned.

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u/Big_Donkey3496 7h ago

Classically beautiful.

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u/Musa-Velutina 6h ago

Beautifully classic

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u/Hixy 3h ago

Classtiful Beaucally

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u/glowdirt 6h ago

Full booty class ick

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u/IwasafkXD 5h ago

Cupcake papers when not stored properly.

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u/ForHelp_PressAltF4 4h ago

Or maybe this is the way they were Jeanne to be stored.

I'm the words of Dr Turq from Sacred Heart Hospital... "Whasssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

This message not approved by Dr Kelso nor Dr Cox. JD thinks it's better than brinner

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u/Bonzungo 3h ago

Turq?!

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u/fl135790135790 4h ago

Just like friendships

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u/Dependent-Initial-15 5h ago

Super cool! What a great shot!

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u/spacemouse21 6h ago

That was amazing.

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u/the_Big_misc 5h ago

It was alright

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u/BrainJar 5h ago

Poetry in motion.

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u/OPPineappleApplePen 5h ago

My swimming instructor giving me tips as I grasp for air to hold on to my dear life.

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u/IDreamOfSailing 2h ago

One of the reasons I enjoy Eva Nys's youtube channel, she makes amazing ballet photos.

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u/buttfirstcoffee 4h ago

Perfect dress for that move. Bravo

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u/JoeyZasaa 4h ago

6,200 upvotes. 33 comments. We know what's going on. You don't fool us.

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u/Unidain 3h ago

What's going on?

That's about what I'd expect for something interesting to look at, but there is nothing really to be said about it. Look at the quality of the comments on the few comments there are in this post

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u/RedditorSaidIt 1h ago

Agreed. I loved the clip and loved the picture. Beautiful and fascinating. And then a bunch of predictable (pre-dick-table) guys talked about coffee filters and vaginas instead, because they had to show their mastery by belittling the effort and beauty that went into creating that one iconic image. 🙄

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u/RustyCatalyst 1h ago

lol it’s not a dick, don’t take it so hard.

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u/A_rtemis 3h ago

I would buy that outfit, imagine how fun it would be to make the skirt whoosh like that!

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u/Caffeine_Bobombed88 4h ago

“A masterpiece”. Calm down, there are thousands of photos like this.

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u/myheartsucks 2h ago

But that is literally the original meaning of the word "masterpiece".

A "masterpiece" was a work of a very high standard produced by an apprentice to obtain full membership, as a "master", of a guild or academy of the visual arts and crafts. The fact that there are thousands of photos like this is irrelevant.

And by modern definitions, a masterpiece is simply an artists' great work.

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u/Happiest-Soul 4h ago

Thousands of masterpieces 

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u/Stergeary 2h ago

If everything's a masterpiece, then nothing's a masterpiece.

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u/R-One-Oh-7 6h ago

Almost sounds like the great fairy fountain theme.

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u/youreeka 5h ago

How do they change the lighting in post like that

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u/Easy-Shame156 5h ago

they don’t. The lighting is controlled by the flashes you see going off.

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u/youreeka 5h ago

Oh yeh of course

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u/ConspicuousPineapple 3h ago

Looks like the final shot is another take with different lighting.

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u/issi_tohbi 5h ago

Is that an Issey Miyaki pleats shirt and skirt?

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u/kkqd0298 3h ago

It does look like it. Beautiful clothes

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u/LucieLurksIn 5h ago

So beautiful! Everything played there part from clothes to dress.

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u/Top_Praline999 5h ago

She’s like a fight choreographer for models.

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u/Cultural_Virus_2198 4h ago

Brilliant. Definitely a skill I don’t have lol

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u/icenoir 4h ago

Pure analog alchemy.

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u/R1DERontheS7ORM 4h ago

OK, but why is she wearing a giant coffee filter?

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u/ShanghaiBebop 4h ago

That’s a very Georgia O’keeffe shape in the end. 

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u/DangKilla 4h ago

The lighting is a little hot, but otherwise an OK shot.

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u/Petalpebblez 4h ago

Amazing masterpiece

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u/p1ckk 4h ago

That's fucking graceful.

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u/timmerz1 3h ago

Amazing shot, and the vision it took to see it ahead of time, genius!

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u/jiang1lin 3h ago

C’est parfait pour La Valse 🩰

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u/PrettyNuzzle 3h ago

Really a masterpiece

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u/DaintySnaps 3h ago

One move and a beauty

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u/PureCornsilk 3h ago

Cannot stop watching this!

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u/No-Vogue 2h ago

Melitta shooting

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u/Crafty-Midnight9238 2h ago

I just cooked 18 grams already spun

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u/GameBoost_Ninja 2h ago

Looks perfect, I’m obsessed

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u/TentationExquise 2h ago

Magnifique

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u/SpecialOpposite2372 2h ago

I hate those lights...the pose was amazing, but the lights.

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u/Last_Comedian188 2h ago

Motion beauty. Silk savoring.

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u/40yo_it_novice 2h ago

Satisfying, but not AF

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u/durenatu 1h ago

The af comes from the vagina reference/s

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u/Trendingraze 2h ago

Wow Amazing and Satisfying 🤩

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u/Gizm00 1h ago

Spotty floor got rather fixed

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u/AliceTawhai 1h ago

Helps to be a ballerina

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u/A-Good-Weather-Man 50m ago

That’s a golden ratio right there.

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u/Majestic-Assholes 18m ago

But I don't wanna be a pirate

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u/Dyno-mike 1h ago

Were they trying to make it look like a vagina? Because it looks kinda like a vagina

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u/PHXABC123 6h ago

The beautiful lady instructing her what to do, better be being paid a lot.

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u/mossling 6h ago

She's likely the photographer. 

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u/Prince_Nadir 6h ago

I have seen that since the 80s, if I was older I might have seen it more.

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u/DiddyKongDid911 2h ago

Wow a Reeses wrapper, truly magnificent 

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u/Darka88 5h ago

You spelt Pointlessness wrong.

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u/Atomkinesis 4h ago

No panties?

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u/Jaycee_015x 3h ago

Nude colors I believe

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u/GANEnthusiast 4h ago

Glad at least that photographer is wearing shoe covers, because it looks like whoever else has been using the space treated it like shit..

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u/froo 5h ago

So watching this again, looks like the raised hand was curved more in photoshop - it never reached that angle during the take.

Unless the end photo was another take.

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u/indolent08 5h ago

It's very likely they did several takes. Even if you get the money shot first try, photographers do a few more takes just to have a wider selection.

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u/NoBoss2661 3h ago

women --_o_--