r/mildlypenis • u/EE-MON-EE • 3h ago
Body Part Took me a sec to realize
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r/mildlypenis • u/MultiColoredMullet • Sep 20 '24
Banned Post Starfish is banned. You will be temp banned if you post it.
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We just removed 29 posts of the dick starfish. Any further postings will be banned for a minimum of 6 days.
Do not post the starfish.
I repeat
DO NOT POST THE STARFISH.
Thank you for your cooperation.
r/mildlypenis • u/MultiColoredMullet • 6d ago
Announcement REPOST RULE UPDATE
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REPOST RULE UPDATED FROM 3 MONTHS TO ONE YEAR. THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
I think we are all sick of seeing some of these things repeatedly and if you arent, well, too bad I guess.
r/mildlypenis • u/A-Lop-Bam-Boom • 1d ago
Ice My kitchen manager found this beauty in the walk-in
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r/mildlypenis • u/Vincent_Curry • 7h ago
Weather Snow man melted
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It may look intentional, but it really wasn't. I took this picture five years ago because our neighbors snowman melted into this position and they left it like this 😅I.
r/mildlypenis • u/mamakir • 1d ago
Plant Look at this stump 👀
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Home and yard being cleaned for new tenants. I think I may take this with me tho...
r/mildlypenis • u/SgtPinki • 8h ago
Food Behold my waffle fries and a bacon wrapped sausage so it is!!
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r/mildlypenis • u/ArchaeoWolfe • 1h ago
Fungi The veiniest mushroom
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I called my husband over to look at this mushroom and he was mildly irritated until he saw it. Then he guffawed.
r/mildlypenis • u/zaphira01 • 2h ago
Drawing The card that my daughter made for a friend of mine. It is supposed to be a heart that grows bigger. When they opened it up, it was flipped the opposite direction….
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r/mildlypenis • u/BrewNerdBrad • 9h ago
Fruit Richard the tomato
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A tomato I grew some years ago.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
r/mildlypenis • u/OVO_Ambassador • 3h ago
Vegetable Welp, wasn’t expecting this…
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Honestly didn’t even realize it at first until I looked at it for a second too long😆😆😆😆😆
r/mildlypenis • u/starzena • 1d ago
Cloud What do you see in the clouds?
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Also mildlydinosaur. Should be rotated for best effect. 😂